What if just to be the biggest turd in the bucket I make this post to start page ..9..?

What if I mis-under-estimated myslef & this isnt the first post..?????

What if after my giant cat hair removal efforts of yesterday Brucifer has decide its time today to shed ALL of his winter coat & do it inside..???

What if its the story of my whole life....?

what if Ben Franklin returned?

what if main water line leak?

what if billfold leak?

what if money leak?

what if brain leak?

what if clean gutters again?

what if tree crap make gutters lagoony?

what if i'm creature from gutters lagoon?

what if yeeeech!?

what if pg 9?

what if 91 pgs to go?

what if BrucE should post at least 4 what if's per post?

what if that way Ame might post twice per page?

what if tomorrow video store day?

what if hope cute redhead clerkette is there?

what if also gotta work in garage?

what if gotta change license plate?

what if Indhickiana plate should say 'State of Insanity' like my location below?

What if gotta run movie is 1/2 hour EARLIER on the week days..Arrggghhh !!!!

Who wood do that ..???

What if I can always just add more what ifs later..?

What if Revolution is on...???

What if now 5 what ifs....?

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What if gotta run movie is 1/2 hour EARLIER on thw eek days..Arrggghhh !!!!

Who woood do that ..???

what if that's only 1 what if?

what if howsa bout 4 what ifs?

what if how do ya afford movie theatres?

what if i haven't seen a movie at the theatres since 'The Avengers'?

What if one 'what if' per post is illegal Brucy, just so you know

What if it's not hard to find something else to what if about

What if it's tuesday today, and i wish it was friday?

What if i always wish it was friday :P

What if Ame is the cops....?

What f she might handcuff me....?

What if she ties me up...?

What if she ties me down..??

What if she ties me to an anchor & tosses me overboard ?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if Ben Franklin returned?
what if main water line leak?
what if billfold leak?
what if money leak?
what if brain leak?
what if clean gutters again?

What if Im sorry XC is havin such a Lousy time..?

What if i made my single what if post to excuse my sudden departure..??

What if I didnt really say good-bye..?

What if Iron Man 3 is a GREAT movie?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if Ame is the cops....?

What f she might handcuff me....?

What if she ties me up...?

What if she ties me down..??

What if she ties me to an anchor & tosses me overboard ?

what if i should be a cop too?

what if i hammered trolls & spammers?

what if good cop dumb cop?

what if Ame good cop?

what if me dumb cop?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if BrucE should post at least 4 what if's per post?
what if that way Ame might post twice per page?

what if gotta change license plate?

what if BrucE's whole nefarious plan is too keep the pages moving so that Ame will HAVE to show up like every day to keep her promise to post at least twice to each page..??

What if 4 What ifs per post is probably more babbling from me than ANYONE {including me}could take..??

What if NYS came up with new plates as a revenue generator a few years back but because of the sluggish economy hasnt forced us to all get the new plates.....

What if Awful Ugly CHEESE colored plates....WTF were they thinking..?!?!?!?!??!

what if Movinh Nightline back after Jimmy Kimmel REALLY annoys me..??

What if I wasnt crazy @ nightline but I REALLY HATE Jimmy Kimmel..???

What if his "Yeah Im an @$$hole but too bad" attitude is the reason..?

What if its a big problem I see with people born in the later 60s & the 70s...?


what if many of them are the younger right wing Reagan lovers etc..?

What if my daughter & her friends havent got this Attitude..?

What if Yay That..?

What if Even This isnt enuff what ifs per post to satisfy Ame & XC..?


What if it seems like they wanted me back.... but now that Im here ..they are Naggier than my ex-wife..???

What if thats only a mild insult because Susie wasnt very naggy at all..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if Ben Franklin returned?
what if main water line leak?
what if billfold leak?
what if money leak?
what if brain leak?
what if clean gutters again?

What if Im sorry XC is havin such a Lousy time..?

What if i made my single what if post to excuse my sudden departure..??

What if I didnt really say good-bye..?

What if Iron Man 3 is a GREAT movie?

what if usually either have bad time or boring time?

what if pray for boring time?

what if see Iron Man 3 on dvd?

what if doubt go to movies for a long time?

what if pre-midnite sneak?

what if goin bed soon?

what if just finished watchin Xena?

what if 'In Sickness and In Hell'?

what if silly ep?

what if Gabby still hot with drool & scabs?

What if XC is Still here....?

What if he hangs til Midnite..???

What if he Mysteriously only shows as a Ghostly 'guest' ..?

What if hes a dibbik-ky doppelganger of the Real XC..??

What if XC & I keep responding to psost that end up back afew by the time we post..?

What if the reason for the rush to the movie is it was bargain nite @ the theatre only $6..?

What if thats how I afford movies ...because there are alot of cheap offerings here..?

what if my regular 2nd run Movie house has just raised its price to $7 for movie pop& Popcorn?

what if a 50 Cent price increase to cover their move to digital projectors..??

What if its worth it because 2 of their projectors are pretty lame ..ones WAY too dim & the other just cant focus anymore..???

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if pre-midnite sneak?
what if Gabby still hot with drool & scabs?

What if Yeah Renee was Hot up until the really ugly haircut..?

What if it appears the GIANt BB post was more than XC wanted to handle so close to bed time ..?

what if I just soldier on with my posting..?

what if my typing is getting really sloppy all of a sudden..??

What if you cant really remove the Caps lock on a laptop..?

What if this is 19th post..?

What if I just leave one lone 'what if' too drive Ame mad with my blatant criminality..?

what if ooops its too late now..?

what if i'm gone?

what if not here?

what if don't know who's typing this?

what if keyboard typing on its own?

What if XC has snuck one in Again..?

What if XC doesnt seem to know if hes coming or going..?

What if this aids me in my nefarious master plan..??

What if the new scroll rules are that Ame & XC can LEGALLY Have 2 What ifs a post but I must have 10 or more..?

What if I hope not..???

What if I just watched last 2 Eps of Alphas..?

what if it ends with a Really cool cliff hanger s2 ending?

What if that sux because we will now never know where the show was gonna go..?

What if 2Nite the left over pixxa I ate is really being difficult..?

What if since when is my stomach sooo touchy..?

What if I cant just keep staying up til 6 Am waitin for my stomach to play nice ...?

What if I need to sleep lots to do tomorrow..?

What if pay car insurance because not paying it is Illegal.....Ame!

What if I need to go settle my traffic court thingy...because not going is ILLEGAL...?

What if Ame's post has triggered the *gasp*Butterfly Effect& now everything I do/dont do makes me a Criminal..?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if XC has snuck one in Again..?

What if XC doesnt seem to know if hes coming or going..?

What if this aids me in my nefarious master plan..??

What if the new scroll rules are that Ame & XC can LEGALLY Have 2 What ifs a post but I must have 10 or more..?

What if I hope not..???

what if not sure where am at?

what if BrucE must post 10 what ifs per post?

what if Ame & me only 1 what if?

what if when BrucE gets more posts, less what ifs per post ha ha?