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WHat if Enuff of the aggravators for now..?

What if Im creating magical posts #888 rite now !

What if its 53F in my apartment & its TOO HOT !!!!!!

WHat if thats kinda funny..?
 
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What if not only a special number but a new page too..?

WHat if....Im sick of catching the 2nd letter in the caps thingy alla the time.?

What if theres really nothing on TV so late tonite..?

WHat if I missed Revolution earlier because I was at my Linux Users group..?
 
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what if yesterday was my day off from the scrolls?

what if day off without pay?

what if nobuddy noticed i was gone?

what if *sniff* *pout* *whine*?
 
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WHat if I got a flu shot early this week..?

What if Im startin to feel like crap now..?

What if that usually what happens..?

What if the Neighbors are 100 Decibels LOUD Again..?
 
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What if...yes its Definitely the flu shot..?

WHat if its 63F in here & its really quite cool..?

What if Im watchin more PBS lies with Bill Moyers rite now..?

What if I love it..?
 
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what if i rarely if ever watch nat'l news?

what if gotta take it with grain silo of salt?

what if news media toes the fool-all-the-pp-as- long-as-possible line?

what if they all think their historians & their word is concrete?

what if i think not concrete but a con?
 
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What if I wanna play free-civ but Im way too run down..?

What if all I can do is run up my post count on the scrolls..?

What if Ive slammed xc on this page... out posted 4 to 1 ?

What if 5 to 1 after I post this ?
 
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what if i rarely if ever watch nat'l news?

what if gotta take it with grain silo of salt?

what if news media toes the fool-all-the-pp-as- long-as-possible line?

what if they all think their historians & their word is concrete?

what if i think not concrete but a con?


WHat if whoa xc has snuck on to foil my nefarious plan ..?

WHat if I agree the National news onlly covers politics as a ahorse race 7 NEVER discusses ideas & policies..?

WHat if Walter Cronkite wasnt like that..?

WHat if Big money owns big media so They WANT the media to turn people off on politics..?

What if Cynics usually dont vote..why bother..??
 
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What if Yay?

WHat if post 900..?

WHat if Beethoven's 9th..?

What if sub-atomic particles to Galactic Super Clusters..?

WHat if that makes me think of Salem..??
 
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What if I keep finding ladybugs in my apartment..?

what if I always stick em back outside, but not if its nasty out..?

what if i just let em stay if its horrible out..?

What if 2 got evicted this afternoon into a 56F sunny afternoon.?
 
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what if i rarely if ever watch nat'l news?

what if gotta take it with grain silo of salt?

what if news media toes the fool-all-the-pp-as- long-as-possible line?

what if they all think their historians & their word is concrete?

what if i think not concrete but a con?


WHat if whoa xc has snuck on to foil my nefarious plan ..?

what if another scroller besides me posts to throw BrucE off?

WHat if I agree the National news onlly covers politics as a ahorse race 7 NEVER discusses ideas & policies..?

what if Faux pushes their owner's Nazi views?

WHat if Walter Cronkite wasnt like that..?

what if he sometimes had to push the views he was told to?

WHat if Big money owns big media so They WANT the media to turn people off on politics..?

what if big money is why the truth often gets suppresed & why the truth gets shoved into the tabloids with ufos, bigfoot & xc's toxic socks (okay that may be no hoax)?

What if Cynics usually dont vote..why bother..??

what if the best candidates could actually run without some media clowns diggin up something they did when they were teens that has no bearin on them now?

 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by xenacrazed:

what if Faux pushes their owner's Nazi views?

What if they have proved that stupid people love to be lied to..?
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WHat if Walter Cronkite wasnt like that..?

what if he sometimes had to push the views he was told to?

What if you seem to know a little TOO much.... about too many things ....Hmmmm?


what if big money is why the truth often gets suppresed & why the truth gets shoved into the tabloids with ufos, bigfoot & xc's toxic socks (okay that may be no hoax)?

What if Tabloids..the Truth..? Double Hmmm?
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what if the best candidates could actually run without some media clowns diggin up something they did when they were teens that has no bearin on them now?


What if Elliot Spitzer was gonna do a number on Wall St ... because the Feds werent...brought down by a hooker?
 
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what if the news media took a truth-telling nose-dive after Watergate?

what if the ex-hippies & yippies joined the Establishment, Big Money, & started pushing the big lies cuz it was profitable?

what if even the local news keeps out the truth?

what if the news media has interests to protect & the right of the ppl to know doesn't matter?

what if the news media would rather keep close to the gov't & reigning regimes than be outsiders?

what if the news media is just a mouth-piece of the 1%?
 
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what if overslept this mornin?

what if took cold & flu med cuz sore throat?

what if those meds knocked the insomnia outta me?

what if knocked it right outta the freakin ball park?

what if bout never woke up?

what if kitty cat was wantin fed?

what if she often wakes me up wantin yummy in her tummy?
 
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what if 1 member(s) and 5 guest(s) on the scrolls?

what if who are the guests?

what if not my wives?

what if come n post ye guests?

what if what ya got to lose, eh?
 
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WHat if yes I see 4 guests on now.?

What if I think they are phantom guests...maybe search bots categorizing things..?

What if xc thinks they are phantom scrollers from Xmases past..?

What if they are Salem,Amy,Lila & Heitie ignorin the hell outta us..?
 
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Originally posted by Thersites:

What if they are Salem,Amy,Lila & Heitie ignorin the hell outta us..?


what if they do return?

what if we ignore them?

what if just desserts?

what if MMMMmmmmmMMMMM dessert...apple pie, choc pudding, mama xc's oatmeal cake, blueberry pie...now i's hungry?
 
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what if work gettin slow?

what if more lay-offs in town?

what if obombya does nuthin fer us poor folk?

what if get him off his lazy Bush-like butt & send him back home to Ill-annoys?
 
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what if obombya does nuthin fer us poor folk?

what if get him off his lazy Bush-like butt & send him back home to Ill-annoys?



What if I agree..?

What if I'd bet you werent expecting that..?

What if I dont think Obama caused any of our financial woes he sure hasnt done much too rectify any of it..?

WHat if hes just another 'rich people first' pres...?

What if a govt of the rich for the rich & by the rich?

What if Im so proud to be able to say I NEVER voted for him..?
 
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what if applied for anudder job at the college?

what if this more high falutin job?

what if i doubt they call me?

what if if they call me they call me stoopid?

what if that probababably true?
 
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What if the Nincompoops next door have been relatively quiet the last 2 days..?

What if considering its Friday & Saturday thats surprising..?

What if last week they were perpetually annoying..?

What if the near silence continues..?

What if ..if it was warmer Id put Spray can foam insulation in the separating wall..?

What if the foam leaks..formaldehyde{I think} ...so I wont do it with the windows closed up..?
 
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what if BrucE's annoying neighbors have been taken over by aliens?

what if by pod ppl?

what if they are quiet cuz they are lack of human emotions?

what if they make friends with BrucE?

what if beware BrucE of neighbors bearing pods!?

what if not iPods but alien breeding ppl changin pods?

what if BrucE gets taken over & comes here & posts how nice Republicans are & how we should all follow Sarah Pale-one's example?

what if that'd make me head for the hills with my wives & hide out in bomb shelter?
 
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what if dreary day at work?

what if cutting hrs again?

what if how low can they cut them hrs?

what if dun wanna go in for 5 minutes & leave?
 
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what if BrucE's annoying neighbors have been taken over by aliens?

what if by pod ppl?

what if they are quiet cuz they are lack of human emotions?



What if they are Annoyingly LOUD because they lack Human Intelligence &
any of the polite customs of a first world civilization..?

What if they were loud Sunday ...started up @ 8 am & lasted till 9 pm with occasional
fits of noise til 1AM..?

What if their kids didnt sound like they were in school monday..?

What if I may start using that against them soon..?

What if Vals hubby had a cold tonite & I feel it coming on already, just 7 hours later.?
 
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what if maybe out loud them?

what if maybe out annoy them?

what if kill 'em all!?

what if worse, obomya-tize them!?
 
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