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What if its not on the scrolls you have a 'Virus' on your computer.


what if need Norton to wipe out obombya from existence?


What if the VERY BEST anti-virus software for your computer is F-R-E-E ???

What if its Malwarebytes Anti-malware...?

What if Norton's is the Obama of the anti-virus world....Over rated & ineffective..?

What if I KNOW xc is way too smart to be paying for/using Norton-shit..rite???

What if the flaw in Malwarebyes free software is that its not on actively you have to run it your-own-self..?


What if it plays nice with just about ALL other anti-virus softwares..?


What if I have Avira on alla the time {free version} & run Malwarebytes occasionally when it seems appropriate?

What if I dont like anti-virus software suites because they take over my comp & then I cant use it to do what I want to do..?

What if all I want is something to block driveby webpage viruses as I And Mwb can handle the rest.?
 
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what if every antivirus software claims to be the best?

what if none really do the trick?

what if none really want to do the trick?

what if they want to make sure they're profitable?

what if nuthin is for free?
 
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What if youre wrong..?

What if these guys take pride in their work..?

what if they're Not perfect but they are the B E S T !!!!

what if most places that dont review them as best are prolly gettin a kickback from whomever they are sayin IS the best!
 
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What if youre wrong..?

What if these guys take pride in their work..?

what if they're Not perfect but they are the B E S T !!!!

what if most places that dont review them as best are prolly gettin a kickback from whomever they are sayin IS the best!


what if HA! this proves my suspicion?

what if BrucE is CEO of the antivirus co. he's definding?

what if i KNEW he was rich?

what if his antivirus company also owns movie theatres?

what if who else in world can afford to spend $19.50 alone on pop & popcorn at movies 7 days a week plus cost of tickets?

what if this means BrucE is trying to infect my PC so i buy into his "free" antivirus stuff?

what if no wonder there's only me left here- he's wiped out all the other scrollers! Eek
 
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What if Thank you thats flattering, Im way to sick & foggy head to mastermind anything more complex or strenuous than trip to the baffroom.

What if all I can say @ that freeware is

" Try it..You'll Like it..."

What if I have only encountered 1 Virus that it couldnt beat,at the time, & that was 1 that No one could prevent.

It required a Special remover tool & a Special sequence to prep your comp to get rid of it.

What if it was a drive by Virus that infected your computer buy just visiting a page...
tho I think it loaded its self in a pop-up window thru a nasty javascript program.

What if everyone eventually found a way to prevent it from loading & running,it was back more tyhan 5 years ago.

What if it presented itself as a pop window to buy an "Anti-Virus" package that would remove it but was just a scam to get your CC#

What if I heard/read that if you paid them they would just ransom your comp for more $$$$.

What if the Bastards....! Mad
 
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what if bought a wheelbarrow yesterday?

what if mama xc went in on the cost?

what if will use it to help her clean up her yard & flower garden?

what if will use it to haul off nosy neighbors' dead bodies too?
 
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What if I cant wait to grow Stuffage..?

What if my shitty neighbors will probably eat everything unless I can make them GONE before harvest time..?

What if its nice you have a good relationship with yur Mom..?

What if everyone in my family is so different that wouldnt ever become friends if we werent related..?
 
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what if snowing?

what if just flurries?

what if want drought?

what if now?
 
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What if its gonna be Nasty here tomorrow.?

What if hi of 21F & a low of.... 12F ...I think?

What if its supposed to warm like 20 degrees for thursday..?

What if FINALLY..?
 
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what if my monitor died?

what if had to buy new one?

what if old monitor was one i grabbed from my job before it ended back in 2012?

what if can't complain that i had a free monitor for couple yrs?

what if old monitor was unfixable or at it woulda cost too much to fix compared to buying one?
 
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what if looks like no health care for xc?

what if can't even get insurance ppl to return my calls?

what if jackass obombya bin ladencare says i still don't exist?

what if that fine by me i hate existin anyhoo?

what if i's a ghost in the machine?

what if BOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO!
 
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what if i wonder if BrucE will see the new "Hercules" movie?

what if Kevin Sorbo won't be Herc?

what if Bruce Campbell won't be Auto?

what if i only watched Herc tv show when Xena was on it?

what if they have a sequel to the Herc movie & introduce a younger actress playing evil Xena?

what if the Herc movie bombs?

what if it has nuthin to do with tv Herc?

what if i couldn't care less?

what if tho Herc arrived in modern times & ripped obombya bin laden's head off & kicked it up to Olympus?

what if that'd be worth watchin!?
 
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what if blah rainy cloudy day?

what if sleeping weather?

what if might take nap soon?

what if i'm asleep now & postin in my dream?

what if pertty bad when dream bout dead scrolls?

what if would rather dream bout xc wives orgy on beds stuffed with lotsa money?

what if would rather that dream be reality?

what if too bad reality sucks?
 
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what if too tired to think?

what if potholes in my "mind"?

what if but i don't smoke pot?

what if voices in my head do smoke pot?

what if can't seem to get rid of them voices?

what if the voices have a union?

what if i bang my head against concrete to knock voices out?
 
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what if Natalie Adele has been going in my bathroom lately?

what if she just goes in there & sits?

what if she not taking shower, not using toilet or sink?

what if how can she stand my stink!?

what if silly kitty?
 
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What if its says ther is 5 IPs Addys at the scrolls rite now..?

What if 2 are probably me & my Login...I changed a setting & its not automagic anymore..?

What if the other 3 are probably xc & alla his multiple personalitys..?

What if I just wondered what happens if 1 personality is hungry & the other wants to throw up..?

What if, what do they do..? Confused
 
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\What if I just wondered what happens if 1 personality is hungry & the other wants to throw up..?

What if, what do they do..? Confused


what if one personality throws up into the mouth of the hungry personality?

what if they share the same germs so it's ok?

what if it saves on buying multiple food?

what if barf buddies?
 
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What if ...Ewww..?

What if too much information..?
 
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What if I just had to post this one here..?

What if its just too convu-looted to announce the purchase of Yet another laptop by Moi..in the Why is it that thread..??

What if it has Windows 8..? Eek

What if I thoroughly Hate the OS..?

What if but thats Ok because I bought it to dual boot with LINUX..????

What if I thought @ replacing the lost power supply & buying a new Hard drive to put into the older laptop & realized I could just make the purchase of a new A8 quad core CPU HP for $400 + Tax
and solve all the probs that way...

What if I only need 2 Power supply/ 120V Chargers..cause Ill not have all 3 going at once..

What if they are ALL HP 2 use the EXACT same battery & all 3 use the same chargers..

SO I have an i3 from 2010 an A6 CPU from 2012 & a new A8 CPU from march 31st 2014..?

What if I think they all use the same memory sticks too..?

What if its good to be king..?
 
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what if BrucE is a computer geek/nerd?

what if he wears thick horn-rimmed glasses with masking tape in the middle?

what if he talks with a hair lip?

what if he buttons his shirts to the very top button?

what if he keeps a small calculator in his shirt pocket?

what if his hero is Urkel lol?
 
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What if Hay get outta this thread... you... !

What if go on back to WiiT thread..where we both are supposed to be...?

What if ..if YOU make the rule Im supposed to break it Notchoo..?

What if you are WAY more correct than you imagine.. I broke my Black plastic frames RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE..?

What if Im not Schmart enuff to fix em with tape but I did fix them with a glob of Epoxy ..?

What if Which I wrapped in scotch tape to get it the way I needed it to be..

What if then I removed the tape & used black magic marker to get the rite color & it LOOKs EXACTLY like I fixed it with Electrical tape..LOL

What if Val was laffin at it/me just @ 2 weeks ago over that exact thing..?!?
 
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What if the glasses are still holdin together & they still look ghastly,but thats not why I opened this thread..?

What if the new Windows8 machine wouldnt allow me to change the Glaring white background to something that wouldnt hurt my eyes?

What if after MUCH searching on the Inet to find ways to make this OS tolerable to use.


What if ...It WILL NOT allow me to Remove it & Install Linux which is WHY I bought the F'ing thing in the first place.

What if it will not allow a dual boot,placing linux on it as an alternate OS either.

What if I can use a High Contrast view which allows me to change the colors Globally,but this Annihilates all pix& frills from web pages...Arrgh..!!!!

What if Im sorry I bought this GD thing,,..?

WHat if this all didnt translate into a 'Why is it that' very well, so here it is..?




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
 
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what if Thersites needs to tell BrucE to get outta this thread?

what if no excuses!?

what if it will too translate to the why is it that thread?

what if i was a mod i'd lock this thread til the other one caught up pagewise?
 
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What if I haven't been here for years, but there's a certain person who used to visit this site that I miss?

What if I wonder if said person still visits here occasionally?

What if this was not an official "member," just a close friend of mine who came to check it out now and then?

What if this person really found the "what if's" amusing?

What if Sally was a Fish?

What if, you know who you are if you get that?

What if...


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if hiya's Kate! Smile

what if FINALLY someone else besides BrucE & me!?

what if hope yer doing great?

what if hope it's not another 3 yrs before you post again?

what if Ame, Argy, lila, Salem, Shawn & Nora were here until last yr then mysteriously disappeared?

what if i swear they's not buried in my backyard!?

what if least not i don't think so tho i have seen vultures circlin?

what if i emailed li'l tiki a few times but the emails all bounced back just like my bank checks?

what if i hope tiki is okay & wish she'd post here too?

what if good to dust off the what if thread as we abandoned it for the why is it that thread cuz only the 2 scrolls lunatics have been left here & when the nuts run the funny farm who can tell what crazy stuffage will happen and i can't shut up long enuff to end this sentence which means i probababably have already scared Kate away for another 3 yrs & i wonder if the scrolls will be here in 2017 but then again who knows if Argy even remembers the scrolls is still around cuz we never seen her anymore and oh well post & be darned?
 
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