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What if Duh Ican just Cut & paste the spot where it says 2 Scrollers & Only names 1 ..ME!!

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What if now even XC cant pretend he doesnt know what Im yappin about..??

WHat if he will play dumb anyways..??
 
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What if I started Yet another What Sniff page..?

what if pg 26 only 74 more to go..?

What if my Voodoo/Greyelzebub kitty is in heat..?

What if she thinks its Ok to piss all over the place..??
 
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What if I have only been a Scroll Nightmare for a few Daze..?

What if Im nearly ready to make a Karmic Advance to .. Ultimate Scroller ?

What if it will be a LONG haul till the Next title change..?

What if probably middle of next month ?
 
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What if I just keep postin Until XC blows his top & threatens to delete alla my non-sense..?

What if Ame thinks its funny..?

WHat if Im watch DW European news & they showed a buncha Weird lookin Hungarians..?

What if Some nutball Frenchmen want to return to s Monarchy..they are sick of Democracy??

What if my daughter is part French..?

What if NOW I understand everything..???
 
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WHat if OK Ill take my wacky Loco news...back now..?

What if the whole world has gone Nutso..?


What if Maybe its a Brain eating Zomby Virus..?

What if World War Z..?
 
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WHat if gotta go..?
What if Veal is outta work early & wants ta see a movie..?
What if Oblivion ..?

WHat if Bye bye for Now..??
 
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what if picked out more books for garage sale?

what if mostly Hairy Potty & Stevie King?

what if nobody wants them?

what if sell 'em to Half Price Books?

what if they don't want 'em?

what if give 'em to Goodwill?

what if they don't want 'em?

what if Callisto bbq them!?
 
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what if found old high school yrbook?

what if found old books & zines hadn't seen in a long time?

what if i didn't find old journal been looking for?

what if still have more books to go thru?

what if aunt is coming up next week to help with garage sale?

what if not sure when garage sale is?

what if sell garage but it cluttered right now?

what if gotta check shed for stuff to sell?

what if old old lawn mower?

what if nice fixer upper?
 
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What if this is my rank up post #501...

What if new title..?

What if I have a few things to sell too..?

What if 3ft tall refrigerator, 2 air conditioners.. & 3 15" dodge rim tires?

What if Im thinking Craigslist..?

What if I miss being a SCROLL NITEMARE already..??
 
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What if i opened a can of Mackerel fo the cats ?

What if they fussy & only ate part of it..?

What if now whole place smells like the back of Capt Hiliner's boat..?

What if No XC Its NoT funny..?????
 
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what if Natalie only eats dry cat food?

what if one is Iams & the other is Purina Pro Plan?

what if weening her off regular dry food & onto to weight control?

what if she need to lose weight?

what if weigh her sometime this week?

what if hope her weight has dropped?
 
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What if Val's Cats eat one of those expensive Pet Store only cat foods

what if they are ALL Very over-weight...

What if she will NOT listen to her fat daddy about feedin them a mix of stuff..?

What if bein a Know-it-all runs in my side of the family..?

What if Everyone EXCEPT me..LOL
 
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what if Natalie only eats dry cat food?

what if one is Iams & the other is Purina Pro Plan?

what if weening her off regular dry food & onto to weight control?

what if she need to lose weight?

what if weigh her sometime this week?

what if hope her weight has dropped?


What if FAT NATALIE say not so..?

What if I cant Imagine her name sake being a Fatty..?

What if V4 Vendetta = A FAT BALD Natalie Portman..???

What if it woulda become a whole different movie..???
 
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What if there really does seem to be lurkers prowling the scrolls late at nite..??

What if I made my TV posts late enuff I doubt any regular was in there /
What if 1 or 2 views already..LOL

What if its just Google Webcrawler documenting the posts..?
 
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What if FAT NATALIE say not so..?

what if weigh her this week & find out?

What if I cant Imagine her name sake being a Fatty..?

what if Traylor Howard is thin & gorgeous!?

What if V4 Vendetta = A FAT BALD Natalie
Portman..???

what if Natalie the cat was not named after Nat Portman?

what if she was named after Natalie, the character on Monk?

What if it woulda become a whole different movie..???
 
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What if Val's Cats eat one of those expensive Pet Store only cat foods

what if the Pro Plan that Natalie eats is pretty expensive?

what if they are ALL Very over-weight...

what if vet said this could lead to diabetes?

What if she will NOT listen to her fat daddy about feedin them a mix of stuff..?

what if i'm givin Natalie a mix of foods til she is completely on weight control dry food?

What if bein a Know-it-all runs in my side of the family..?

what if sounds like my oldest bro?

What if Everyone EXCEPT me..LOL

 
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what if gotta attack shed today for sale stuff?

what if shed is on verge of collapse?

what if can't afford new one?

what if gotta be careful when in it as it may fall in on me?

what if don't wanna be buried neath old lawnmower, rusted garden shears & bodies of neighbors wrapped in plastic?

what if ooops shouldn't mention the bodies?
 
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what if Natalie?

what if the cat who owns me?

what if a pic of her?

what if an older pic til new ones come in?

what if
 
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what if i dun care who won the Indy 500?

what if i dun care that Gomer Pyle sang "Back Home in Indhickiana"?

what if i dun care that the 500 had terrible musical acts appear?

what if if i dun care that their music acts are forgettable '80s act or some country singer who sings the same 'ol same 'ol?

what if i might've cared if Danica raced & won & then skreamed Callisto style that she loves me?

what if no watch news today cuz its all YOu CaN't HiDe FRoM aN InDy 50o GOd!?

what if i am hiding nonetheless?
 
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what if gotta attack shed today for sale stuff?
what if gotta be careful when in it as it may fall in on me?


What if YOU Have an Attack Shed ??

What if if is trained to attack evn you..??

What if stuff is pretty mean in Indiana..?

What if even the Sheds..???
 
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what if gotta attack shed today for sale stuff?
what if gotta be careful when in it as it may fall in on me?


What if YOU Have an Attack Shed ??

what if i keep it on a vine leash?

What if if is trained to attack evn you..??

what if it attacks outhouses, dog houses & mailboxes & tourists from Barfalo?

What if stuff is pretty mean in Indiana..?

what if you should see the python garden hose, the killer flying garden shears & the flesh blotting white out?

What if even the Sheds..???

what if don't feed the sheds after midnite for golly's sake!?
 
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What if SOMEWHERE in the last 250 posts I made a
snarky remark about ANgelina Jolie lookin lika Biafran she was so skinny..

What if It has recently come to my attention that she has had Major surgery..

What if I wish her well & a full & speedy recovery...

What if I wish I could find the original post to put it in there....
 
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What if back around post 300 or so I realized I was just about 4000 post behind XC..

What if I made my self a challenge to keep up that mark

What if I surrender after @ a week I have nothin left to say....

What if he wins hes the posting master I shall save my breath for other things...

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what if i have scared BrucE away now?

what if the other forums i post on have emptied out tonite?

what if no matter what forum i post on i clear the room?

what if i'm a forum killer!?

what if i'm a virus?

what if there is neither a cure nor a anti-virus system that can rid ya'll of me?

what if i yam what i yam & that's what i yam i'm xc the stoopid scarey virus man?
 
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What if I m not gettin anything done..

What if Im pretty much Yapped out..?

What if I cant really think of much too add after going thru the comic book movies list..?

What if I need Ame to *poke poke* me..???
 
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