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what if i don't drink booze either?

what if i drink tea mostly?

what if also like OJ & milk?

what if the only beer i like is root?
 
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what if i saw a Xena sword a couple years ago?

what if it was in an antique shop in Worthington, Indhickiana?

what if i almost bought it?

what if i'm not sure if the store is still in bizness?

what if economy so bad many shops goin out of bizness?
 
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what if just got called for job interview?

what if interview on Tuesday?

what if for job at university?

what if keep fingers crossed?

what if not get hopes up too high?

what if still applying for other jobs?

what if gonna be nervous til tuesday?

what if til tuesday reminds me of Aimee Mann & Voices Carry song?

what if the voices in me head gonna carry me off if don't get job soon?
 
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what if also like OJ & milk?


What if Ewwwww , together..?????


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what if for job at university?


What if WooHoo! youre too Schmart fer me..????
 
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What if I'm watching Xena RIGHT NOW?

What if "She's a Devi!"

What if or should that be "She sa Devi!"?

What if good luck on the job interview xc!

What if just think to yourself, 'What Would Xena Do?'

What if, that may result in you somersaulting onto the table and kicking someone in the face though..?


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what if also like OJ & milk?


What if Ewwwww , together..?????


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what if for job at university?


What if WooHoo! youre too Schmart fer me..????


what if hmmmm maybe i should try OJ & milk together?

what if university job not a teachin job?

what if tho i could teach a music class?

what if or a class on xenaology?

what if a class on polygamy with the xc wives as assistant profs?
 
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what if thanks Salem?

what if today i checked out where the interview will be & where i may be working?

what if a triangle of buildings not far from college library?

what if i used to live near there when i was a li'l xc?
 
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WHat if I wish XC luck too...?

What if I hope I havent just Jinxed him?

What if I have no other what ifs?
 
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what if thanks Thersity?

what if i was born jinxed?

what if there are bunches being interviewed for same job?

what if at least university shows interest?

what if that's more than what other places i applied for have done?
 
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What if Im not sure I have siad "Hi!" to salem since i returned..??

What if alla my posts are invisible to him & he wonders who XC has been yappin to..????

What if Ame needs to post once in a while if she doesnt want this 'What iffer' to last 6 years also..????

What if I get Ame's Phone # from Salem So I can call her up & scream


YOU CANT HIDE FROM A GOD !! ! ! ! !


What if I am the little known pot bellied god of futility..?????
 
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what if isn't it Monday in Aussieland?

what if that means Ame & Salem are at work?

what if doesn't Ame usually post from work?

what if we find out where Ame works & ask for her boss?

what if we tell her boss to assign Ame time to post on the scrolls?

what if boss says no, then threaten xc move to Aussieland?

what if that'll make boss let Ame post!?
 
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what if feet tappin?

what if can't stop feet tappin?

what if legs tappin & shakin?

what if whole lotta shakin goin on?

what if groovin to da music?

what if lo-fi garage punk music?

what if tappin fingers as i type?

what iof mispe;; wr.s]ds ?

what if music possess xc?
 
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what if where are Ame & Hietie?

what if they ain't been around in a few days?

what if a few days scrollstime = a few weeks normal time?

what if i aint go no idea what normal is tho?
 
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What if hullo Brucy??

What if I somehow knew it was you?

What if you have an unmistakeable style?

What if I don't have Ame's number?

What if the last time I saw Ame in person was during the release of the final Harry Potter book?

What if and that was just a happy accident?

What if Facebook indicates she's been busy with dancing the last few days?

What if work has been really dull lately for me?

What if it's very quiet?

What if today I was essentially getting paid to spin around on a swivel chair?


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what if job interview went well?

what if they said it's between someone else & me for the job?

what if they said it'd be a tough decision?

what if i won't know if i got job til middle of next week?

what if it's an 8-5 job?

what if gotta not get hopes up too high?
 
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What if, yes i was busy with dancing stuff Smile

What if Jess got a 2nd, 3rd and 2 x 4ths with her dance solos Smile

What if good luck with the job getting xc Smile

What if I swear i've seen you since then Andy, or maybe you're just avoiding me?

What if Jess is 13 this month, which is sort of almost the same age Andy was when he started scrolling

What if my boss is Mick


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What if hullo Brucy?
What if I somehow knew it was you?
What if you have an unmistakeable style?


What if I take that as a compliment...???

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Originally posted by Salem:What if today I was essentially getting paid to spin around on a swivel chair?


What if Hay I get paid to sit @ home & do ....This...?!?!?!?!?!?!

What if ,ok, I dont get paid Much but I can scrape by... usually???
 
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what if job interview went well?

what if they said it's between someone else & me for the job?


What if we are all rootin for Ya..??

What if I get Val to send her private Zombie Army to 'Reek' havoc on the other Applicant..???

What if they will not work for eggnog but will for Brains..????
 
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What if, yes i was busy with dancing stuff
What if Jess got a 2nd, 3rd and 2 x 4ths with her dance solos


What if YaY her ?


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Originally posted by Amethyst:What if Jess is 13 this month, which is sort of almost the same age Andy was when he started scrolling


What if WoW...Im feelin Old..??

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What if 'I' knew that..???

What if Ame makes a bit more ef-fart to post more often...??

What if before my posting count surpasses hers..???

What if she ONLY has a 4500+ scroll count head start ...which is NOTHING now that I can sorta type..???
 
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what if thanks all for good lucks & roots about job?

what if i clear my mind (easy to do) of job & let Fates rides its course?

what if Fates decide instead to snip my life thread?

what if blow Fates loom up big style?
 
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What if XC snuck in here after midnite my time just fer a lil post & run...??

What if he thinks he's Eric Claptrap or somethin now..??

What if 1 post closer to over takin Ame already..????

What if Ill never catch-up to Xc cause he is a movin target..????
 
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what if i once had over 10000 post?

what if lost 'em all when scrolls crashed?

what if Eric Claptrap is too mellow these days?

what if i need heavier music?

what if mellow is okay sometimes but not singing songs from the early 1900s?
 
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what if just mowed back yard?

what if nice n warm n sunshiney?

what if new pretty clerk at video store?

what if have to rent more movies now?

what if didn't rent any today tho?

what if watch taped movie tonite maybe?
 
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what if i once had over 10000 post?
what if lost 'em all when scrolls crashed?
what if mellow is okay sometimes but not singing songs from the early 1900s?



What if I was surprised by the low counts everyone had....when I gots back?

What if maybe it was similar to the dread 'Millenium bug' that XC triggered when he pushed the count so high on the 1900s software..???

WHat if I STILL Laff when I remember that Windows 98se needed a millennium patch..?
 
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what if nice n warm n sunshiney?


What if it is HOT here...18F Above normal for 80F high today?

What if Im glad XC is gettin nice weather too...?

What if feel for ala the leberals out west......?

What if the Gun-Nuts & Tea-Baggers can just suffer ?

What if in Hades..?
 
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