What if I bought 10 litres of coke and me and hercy drank it all in 2 hrs?

What if Ame set up an auto-post machine that kept posting in what if every 5 minutes?

What if while Salem was occupied reading, Ame and Hercy came and stole all his coke?

What if during the 5 minutes between the auto posts, Salem went to get some coke and found his fridge was bare?

What if Salem screamed "where's all my coke!?"?

What if Ame tripped over and her face landed in Jess dirty nappy?

What if that was yucky?

What if Salem feels sick now because he had gravy with his lunch and the gravy is making him think of the dirty nappy?

[ April 12, 2002, 11:54 PM: Message edited by: Salem ]

What if I'm eating pickles and drinking beer?

What if no one cares?

What if thats ok?

What if I've been at the Big Brother site but its tooooo sloooowwww?

What if Argy and Ame come visit me soon?

What if Salem comes too?

What if all the Aussies had a Xena reunion in Canberra?

What if you can't have a 'reunion' unless you've already met?

What if Ame finally replied to Stace's email?

What if Ame hasn't updated her house website cause she wants to wait until they build up their front lawn (it is slopped at the moment) to lay turf and THEN she will take more pictures?

What if Argy & Ane are going down to play at Stace's in 3 weekend's time?

What if we all what if together?

What if we all what if together DRUNK??

What if we scare Stace's B/F so much, he never allows us back?

What if that's ok, so next time we just do it at Argy's place or mine?

What if i giggled cause i said.. 'do it'

What if that makes me feel chilish and immature?

What if i like feeling like that?

What if when ever i get together with Argy I always feel childish and immature?

What if when ever me and Argy get together we always HAVe to watch the gab chak countless times?

What if I kidnapped Salem and took him with us?

What if it was just so he could drive, even though he doesn't know how?

What if i am in an aim chat and we are all bitchslapping mons?

What if Cora was referring to when Moe from the simpsons was on the little rascals?

What if he was the popular one until Alfalfa came?

What if Alfalfa stole Moe's bit?

What if Moe beat Alfalfa to death causing the producers to yell out "Oh no! He's killed the original Alfalfa?"

What if Salem didn't see the 2 posts above his previous one?

What if Salem was in the chat but didn't get to bitchslap mons?

What if Furie was unsociable?

What if Emessis posted at the scrolls everyday?

What if Ame put Salem in a suitcase to take to Canberra?

What if Ame and Argy drive in silence the whole way to Canberra?

What if Argy tapes all her Xena CDs to cassettes so they can listen in the car?

What if Argy already has done this?

What if Stace was one of the people on Big Brother Intruders?

What if Stace was then put into the house?

What if Stace converted all the housemates into Xenafans?

What if Stace won big brother?

What if Stace used the money to buy the Big Brother house?

What if Stace lived there with the camera's all focused on her?

What if she had her own channel 'Channel Stace'

What if Salem didn't find it funny that Ame briefly changed her name to Sandra Sully?

What if, Ame and Argy go in Mick's car cause it has a six stacker CD player, and there is 6 soundtracks!!?

What if we take down all Argy's blooper tapes, cause I don't think Stacy has seen any of them?

What if She takes down the official Pasadena tape too PLUS her own person one she did with her Vid Camera?

What if we play the drinking game?

What if we get drunk?

What if we kidnap salem to take him, so he can babysit Stacy's b/f when we go out?

What if i take Jess, and by the time we leave Stace & b/f never want kids?

What if Argy takes her lil red amazon outfit.. ?

What if you guys have another 3 weeks of me what iffing about our upcoming wekeend away?

What if Argy cacked herself thinking of Salem playing "What If Tennis"?

What if Argy is getting REALLY scared about this Canberra weekend now??

What if I posted this huge what if and it got deleted by mistake?

What if...oh, fark?!?

What if I have a short attention span but I like to sleep for a very, very long time?!?

What if I must have Salem's Pikachu siggie, because I, (*gasp*), am too, a fan of Pikachu?

What if I know Pokemon is overcommercialized and stuff, but I am a huge sucker for all things cute?!?

What if I totally dig Ame's new siggies?

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What if that's ok, so next time we just do it at Argy's place or mine?

What if i giggled cause i said.. 'do it'

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What if that alone reminded me of Beavis and Butthead?
What if I pointed and laughed at Ame and said "Uh-huh-huh-huh...you said "Did it"

What if Ame pointed and laughed back and said "Heh-heh-heh-heh...dumbass"...

What if then, shortly afterwards, Ame ran around the scrolls on a sugar high, yelling "I am The Great Cornholio!!! I need TeePee for my Bunghole!!!"

What if everyone thought "Boobies" were funny, like my son does?

What if I went on my first date with someone I met online yesterday morning?

What if it were no big deal, because we had our kids with us?

What if it went really well?

What if he was a really nice guy, as opposed to the bad boys I am usually attracted to?

What if that's a really good thing, and that this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

What if Salem went and got the link for the Pikachu sig for tiki?

What if Salem posted it here?

What if tiki used it?

What if this was the link http://rellik4.homestead.com/files/PIKAsalem.JPG ?

What if tiki was falling in looooove with this person that's not a bad boy?

What if Salem should shut his mouth?

What if that sounded harsh, even though it was directed at myself?

What if Salem now has the Twelve Tasks of Asterix movie?

What if the voices in it scare me compared to the voices in the other two movies I have?

What if Salem really wanted Asterix and Cleopatra but only saw it on DVD?

What if Argy wanted the Asterix DVDs?

What if Salem told her to go to Borders Bookstore at Hornsby, the best bookshop in the world?

What if Argy has the Asterix DVDs already?

What if Salem wishes Tin Tin was on TV again?

What if Ame is very determined to get drunk on this Canberra weekend?

What if Stace or Argy take photos of Ame parading around in a drunken stupor?

What if they post them here?

What if we all giggle?

What if Ame makes a sig-pic out of it?

What if I was walking along minding my own business this morning and a big ole brick hit my foot?
What if it broke in half?
What if it didn't hurt?
What if I liked a certain scrollers hair do?
What ifit reminded me of a Predator?
What if I'm really askin fer it?
What if I get it?

What if "The list" was done by May?

what If I was suprised that "the list" were to actually be done by may, but I think the first thing on the list wont be done for awhile?

what If I was wondering what CEN meant by predator?

what if CEN really is going to get it because of that?

What If its been a really long time since CEN was in the what if thread?

What If I hadnt replied to the what if thread in a really long time?

What if there wont be a salem number 5?

what If salem number 4 stays alive forever?

What if I want to watch the FIN DVD?

What if I promise to protect Salem Number 4 with my Life?

What if that didn't mean anything cause I have to protect other people?

What if I am only writing this cause the thread needs more pages?

What if I think that Salem should have an Angry Beavers signature?

What if no one knew what Angry Beavers Was?

What if I was thinking about watching Lexx?

What if I hate school?

What if I am skipping Math again?

What if I just thought of something else to write?

What if I just Lied?

What if It is soooo nice out today?

What if it is gonna rain?

what if the sun just came out?

[ April 16, 2002, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Cora ]

what if cora shouldnt skip math cause it makes rellik want to skip law?

What if Cora's math teacher just phoned wanting to know where she was?

what if cora is lucky cause her father is home and if he had answered the phone...

what If I have to go do my law homework now because I dont want to be in trouble in 20 minutes at the begining of class during a homework check?

What if cora is a bad influence on me?

What If I take my bike out for a ride all the way to cora's house after school?

What if this is only my 2nd post in this thread?

What if it has too many posts and I`m too lazy to read them all?

What if I would just finish work now when I`m actually supposed to work for 2 more hours?

What if I saw Britney´s movie already 6 times?

What if everybody´s thinking now that I`m totally insane and silly?

What if I dont care about that?

What if I´m going to see it again tomorrow?

What if nobody wants to go to see it with me?

What if that´s not true?

What if lots of pple are arguing about who´s going to the cinema with me tomorrow?

What if I´m gonna cry again during the movie?

What if I´m goin to be depressed again afterwards?

What if I´m gonna drink more than 7 martinis?

What if my gf´s goin to scold me again coz of my being so self-destructive?

What if actually no one reads all that I´ve just posted?

What if I dont care because I`m just bored and dunno what else to do?

What if I would love for Rellik to come and visit me after school?!

What if I had to go into work for 2 hours cause I had to learn the Cash Office routine for the Garden Centre.

What if the reason I had to go today was because my Boss's neice died in a car accident?

What if I feel bad cause she was really close to her?

What if my boss has to fly all the way to Vancouver Island?

What if I still have no clue what to do with the garden centre?

What if I am just gonna call someone from another store?

What if this person knows me already cause I call them all the time for help?

What if she is really nice and helpful?

What if I am gonna shut now?

What if I thanked Salem for that marvy-do Pika-Pic?

What if I gave Salem a thank you hug?

{{{{{Salem}}}}}

What if I will now wear my new Pika-Pic with pride?!?

What if I get the feeling Salem is teasing me about the guy I met?

What if that's okay, cuz I'm a tough gal, I can take it, and I have been teased all my life?!?

What if I get frustrated by stupid scrollers?

What if people opened their eyes and figure out the world (and the scrolls for that matter) doesn't revolve around them?

What if i stop PMSing and talk about other things

What if I finally finished the 3rd Sparx world?

What if i need to get a new play station game we only own one?

What if it's raining really hard?

What if on Becker last night, Reggie had on a Hogwarts T-Shirt?

What if i told Stace there was a Big Brother magazine and it comes out every Thursday?

What if she buys every copy?

What if she wants to get some Big Ones?

What if Tiki found out this guy she had a date with offline that she met online was Brucy... ??

What if GTG just came online so I will say hello?

What if she strangles me with diapers cause I started a new neopet in her neo account?

What if she sees the Robot Mynci I got her and she loves it, so forgives me?

What if Salem had got a new comp for his b'day instead of GBA games?