What if Salem told us what his special assigment is?

What if it rains on all the scrollers...? (How deprissing a thought...)

What if I learned how to spell? (Not likely... )

What if I never grow up (in my mind)? (Very likely... )

What if Tam and Heitie is making me giggle?

What if I wish the Xenatizer was here (unless he's already here & I don't recognize his username) because I think he'd be a lot of fun to play World Domination against?

what if Tam made me laugh and i choked and am still coughing somewhat will i type this?

what it my head hurts a bit now too?

what if a good laugh is worth an aneurysm?

what if it's not?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if yes i looked it up and that is how aneurysm is spelled...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I haven't been around cuz for every day I post, the Scrolls are unaccesible on this comp for two days? o_O

What if I saw Charlie's Angels 2 yesterday as well?

What if I stayed through the credits and was rewarded w/ a scene at the end?

What if I clicked the link Heitie posted and found this?

What if I joined Elftown today?

What if I already love the great search features it has?

What if I watched both parts of "Caesar" on TNT last night and the night before?

What if I thought they were pretty good?

What if I watched When In Rome... today and noticed that Versingeterix is called Verkinix?

What if that's just another name he had?

What if that Dark Chao looks kinda scary?

What if it's hard to imagine Salem screaming at little kids?

What if it would be disturbing?

What if I want granola?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

what if yes it's true i did say that?

what if i can't believe i made a funny?

what if i made an appointment for zoom with one of the cardiologists where i work?

what if just pounding her on the back would suffice?

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stranger things have happened

what if the aneurysm was in my brain?

waht if you pounded me on the back anyway?

what if i got better?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I felt the need to clarify that the word ‘bad’ should never be used together with Lucifer Rising?

What if Tam’s tat rocks?

What if frogot was about the funniest thing I’d heard in a long time?

What if my boss won’t be back until Monday and I may take Monday off?

What if I love malt vinegar?

What if I had to eat fish and chips without malt vinegar?

What if I want Plums new CD?

What if I was listening to old Annie Lennox in anticipation of her new CD?

What if it’s very good to see Joey and Brian back in the scroller mix?

What if I want out nun names back?

What if Angie Harmon ALWAYS makes me Ooof! ?

What if I wanted to see Agent Cody Banks just to see her?

What if no one would blame me?


Blue on black, tears on a river
Push on a shove, it don't mean much
Joker on jack, match on a fire
Cold on ice, as a dead man's touch
Whisper on a scream, doesn't mean a thing
Won't bring you back
Blue on black

What if everything I thought of on my way to bed last night started with "What if"?

What if I couldn't really control it and that kinda freaked me out?

What if I'm listening to Green Grow the Rushes (Altan)?

What if it's spelled 'Green Grow the Rashes' on samgoody.com?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if a green rash would be extra itchy?

What if it also sounds alarming and gross?

What if I sometimes try to read something after What If'ing and I mentally convert each sentence to a What If?

What if I'm all hooked on Angel now?

What if I have little idea what's happening currently because I'm watching the first season?

What if the guy from Roseanne died last year and I'm upset about it?

What if I really, really don't like summer?

What if the heat and the bugs all became less and I could enjoy summer like almost everybody else seems to?

What if the news people stop complaining about the weather?

What if they won't be happy unless it's 80 degrees and 100% sunny?

What if that's too hot and sunny for me?

What if I need clouds to sustain me?

What if I have some kind of bizarre cloud-needing medical condition?

What if then maybe people would stop telling me how weird I am for liking 65 degrees and clouds?

what if i'm weather weird too?

what if what guy from Roseanne?

what if malt vinegar is yummy?

what if i too would like to see The Further Adventures of Sisters Mary Minya of the Sacred Whip and Catherine Callisto of No Mercy?

what if the subtitle of said adventures was Renegade nuns on Wheels?

what if i just um... borrowed that from Steve Martin?

what if he used to be alot funnier when he was doing stand-up in his white suit?

what if the nun names made the old board crash?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if a cardiologist referred zoom to a .. neurologist.. uhh vascular surgeon?

what if i wonder how heitie winds up at sites like engrish.com?

what if i've been waiting six bloody months for warm and sunny??

what if i have no idea what agent cody is, but the picture is loverly?

what if i love malt vinegar on my fish and chips too?

what if i have the new annie lennox cd?

what if..frogot? excuse me!

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stranger things have happened

What if Glenn Quinn who played Becky's boyfriend/husband Mark and was also on Angel?

What if I didn't know he was really Irish?

What if I want to look for old episodes of Roseanne on TBS?

what if i didn't know he was on roseanne?

what if he died last year?

what if that's really sad?

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stranger things have happened

What if ohmygodsGlennQuinndiedwherethehellhaveIbeen,livingunderarock???

What if I am overly concerned that no one will be able to read my first what if?

What if I can't change it cause it's the only way to express the rapidburstofshock that I felt when I clicked on the Glenn Quinn link?

What if I think I'm a little sad cause I am late-bloomer in Angel fandom and just "met" Doyle cause I am watching season 1 right now?

What if I like Happy Meals but I don't eat McDonald's food?

What if I am a grown woman with a Happy meal toy on my desk at work?

What if it's cause I got it at the McDonald's in Auckland where I tried a Kiwi burger for the first (and only) time?

What if the toy is very apprpriate cause it's a little car with 2 creatures in it called "The Fry Girls" and the driver is driving on the "wrong" side of the car (for the U.S.)?

What if I do a silent test with people who come to my office to see how long it takes them to notice and mention that the steering wheel is on the other side of the car?


What if QB and I dubbed ourselves "Fry Girls" for the next 24 hours and giggled all the way to Rotorua?

What if I just looked up Glenn Quinn on IMDB and got all "oh that's so very sad" when I read his bio?

What if I was referring not so much of the circumstances of his demise as to the fact that he had a prominent role in a Richard Marx video?

What if the steering wheel is on the right side.. it's the rest of the world that is wrong?

What if I don't eat any chocolate other than Cadbury's?

What if I am late in what iffing about chocolate?

What if my dad came home from hospital yesterday?

What if Jess woke up with blood shot eyes and i don't know why?

What if she's starting drugs early..? lol

What if Jess likes happy meals but only with chicken nuggets not burgers?

What if we call it a fillet-o-fish here not a mcfish?

What if I like the McOz, but all tha americans don't knwo what I am talking about?

What if Salem gets a Happy meal every time he goes to Maccas?

SWhat if the guy who plays the hulk (Eric Bana) is an aussie and he started off as a comedian?

What if some of his skits are quite funny, esp his impressions of a certain aussie newsreader?

What if I only like original (non diet) coke. none of these weird flavours?

What if I hate pepsi?

What if the world was made of tim tams?

What if...if there's a place you've got to, i'm the one you need to know, i'm the map, i'm the map??

What if.. Castle.. Ocean.. Red Rock?

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if Jess was eating nutbread before bed?

What if that kinda rhymed?

What if we call it a fillet-of- fish in America too?

What if you could very well be right about the right?

What if I've had a McOz?

What if the world were made of lamingtons and it snowed coconut?

What if I just made up an image of what a Kiwi burger might look like, and there was green sauce on it? *ewww*

What if my back hurts because I don't sit in my desk chair correctly?

What if I am a grown woman, and I have a mini slinky on *my* desk at work?

What if people come by and play with it all the time?

What if I looked at who the moderators were to this forum, and thought it was a question?

What if my response was "I'll take cake, please."

What if McFish is just more fun to say?

What if I feel stupid saying fillet-o-fish in a serious voice?

What if you always have to be joking to say some things, like wint-o-green Lifesavers?

What if my electricity was out for 3 hours this evening?

What if that kind of sucked but at least I got some cleaning done?

What if I have lots of toys on and in my desk?

What if only some of them belong to my children?

What if my mother used to get me the toys every time she went to a fast food place when I was in high school, even when she was getting grown-up food?

What if I found dozens of them in a box in my attic a few months ago?

What if my kids had loads of fun playing with them?

What if my daughter is obsessed with mermaids?

What if my son is into war planes?

What if...if there's a place you've got to get, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map?

What if I can't find the words anywhere online to check them?

--What if I think it's "if there's a place you need to get..."?

[This message was edited by Heitie on 03 July 2003 at 05:37 PM.]

what if i'm late?
what if i don't have time to what if?

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stranger things have happened

what if i have a Powerpuff Girl (Bubbles) on my desk that lights up when you squish her?

what if she too came from a Happy Meal?

what if i really wanted Buttercup, but didn't want another Happy Meal?

what if i was bummed out about about glenn quinn?

what if the the vague reference on that site regarding the circumstances of his death will send me searching for more information?

waht if i'm early but don't have time for any more what iffing?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if you all come and grab some free chocolate?

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

What if I'd had a Kiwi burger and happen to love picled beets?

What if I have "Homies" on my desk?

What if I also have an bunch of rocks too?

What if KGSR is laying Gold Dust Woman and I still can't help but love Stevie Nicks?

What if "Wave to the Henley's" still cracks me up?

Blue on black, tears on a river
Push on a shove, it don't mean much
Joker on jack, match on a fire
Cold on ice, as a dead man's touch
Whisper on a scream, doesn't mean a thing
Won't bring you back
Blue on black

What if I've never had a Kiwi burger but I love pickled beets?

What if my mother used to make pickled beets?

What if the ones from the store are pretty close?

What if they have to be the whole ones or it's not pickled beets?

What if they really, really stain?

What if I'm not sure I get the world domination thing?

What if I'll take cake as well?

What if white cake is the best cake?

What if people think that was racially motivated?

What if that's kind of stupid, cuz it's cake?

What if white cake with lemon icing is far too good for words?

What if I just said icing when I normally say frosting?

What if I seriously don't know the difference?

What if they put fake yellow coloring in the lemony stuff and it ruins it?

What if I get that the inside of a lemon isn't bright, bright yellow and I don't need coloring agents to suggest the flavor I'm supposed to be tasting?

What if I can only eat in the evenings during summer?

What if I really really hate the heat?

What if it makes me feel all sick and icky?

What if people stop telling me how lucky I am to lose weight in the summer?

What if I'd sooner not feel icky, thank you?

What if that sounded kind of bitchy?

What if I'm sorry, it's the heat?

What if my kids set up a little theatre in the basement and are watching Short Circuit?

What if they're cute as buttons?