What if I can't figure out what the hell Joey Jo Jo's avatar is?

What if I only have a tattoo and got put into the "uncool" category?

What if I finally got my FREAKING pictures from August developed and will soon put up an oh-so-lovely pic of me and they mighty Bruce, as I promised 10 months ago??

what if evilswine went to HomeStarRunner.com and saw the light?

What if my tv and Ame's tv are somehow linked and can only air the same shows?

What if mine has Barbie as Rapunzel on right now?

What if I don't know what time it is in Australia?

What if I should mention that I don't find Eddie Izzard frightening anymore?

What if his eyes are still a little freaky in that picture?

What if he seems like an interesting fellow?

What if this is how I develop all my interests?

[This message was edited by Heitie on 25 June 2003 at 02:24 PM.]

What if I finally got around to posting in this thread?

What if I should be working from home right now but I can not concentrate because I am convinced that the men that are painting my neighbor's house can look down from the scaffolding and see right into my window?

What if I can't close the blind because it's too freakin' hot here and I'll suffocate?

What if I wave at them?

What if one just waved back?

What if I told Heiti to look out her window because the men/women in white coats were coming to take her away?

What if I told Lila to strip down to her underwear and then she would know for sure if those guys could see in her window plus you would be cooler?

What if my random thoughts aren't dirty but sexy?

What if my sexy thoughts could be acted out in the dirt?

What if once you start this kind of b.s. it is hard to stop?

What if Heiti has been locked away by now?

What if Tam's gf encouraged the tatooing?

What if Ully and PJ were our Democratic candidates in 2004?

What if I actually work for my employer while I'm at work?

If you can't beat 'em, shoot 'em.

What if that's hilarious if he waved back?

What if they're really FBI agents in painter disguise?

What if I'm thrilled about this ?

What if I hope it works?

What if I just hung up on a telemarketer?

What if, believe it or not, Cosmo and Elle are not two of my favorite magazines and $4 a week is too much?

What if "no thank you" and "I'm not interested" no longer have any meaning?

What if they're coming to take me away, ha-ha?

what if that should be pj and Ully running in 2004, instead of Ully and pj?

what if i then got to be Secretary of Defense?

what if that would only be a courtest title, as pj would want to handle all matters of defense personally?

what if i were content to be Minister of Limericks?

what if i really do want to live in a country that 1.) would elect a pj/Ully ticket and 2.)was indeed ruled by them?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if i don't know sam well enough to do those things with?

what if i don't own a motorcycle?

what if i never claimed to be cool?

what if i have a/c and that's good enough?

what if pj and ully didn't know we elected them?

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stranger things have happened

What if I got something stuck in my teeth and there was no floss, so I used a hair?

What if it worked really well?

What if it wasn't my hair?

What if it really was and I just wanted to gross people out by saying it wasn't?

What if they're grossed out anyway?

What if Raven was lying on the diningroom table chewing on a paper when I got up this morning?

What if I've been staggering around all day cuz my calves are sore?

What if it's all because I spent most of yesterday drawing on a wall at odd angles?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

I refuse to speculate.

what if brian refuses to speculate?
what if speculate sounds icky?

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stranger things have happened

What if it does?

What if I don't appreciate cold speculation?

What if I keep saying "Tamorama-ding-dong"?

What if I hope I'm only saying it in my thinking voice?

what if i'm thinking 'what's with the ding dong'?

what if i want a willow tree tattoo?
what if i need a design?

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stranger things have happened

what if with the trunk and limbs darker?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if with some green leaves?

what if it's nice just in black without leaves?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if ?

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stranger things have happened

what if this is hideous?
what if people didn't take tattoo pics right after the tattoo was done?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if i saw that one online too?
what if i thought that's exactly what i don't want?

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stranger things have happened

What if who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man
I'd like to shake his hand, etc?

what if when i did a search for "pussywillow" i imagined Heitie involuntarily snickering?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if ?

What if there should be a little Asian man sitting under mine?

What if I like the black one zoom put up?

What if I don't mean the hideous one?

what if i vote for that one?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?