What if I've never had cilantro in Mexican food? o_O

What if the tv started buzzing while I was watching Xena?

What if that drove me nuts and I kept having to tilt my head to find a spot where there wasn't as much buzzing?

What if I now sound quite strange?

What if I like the scissors noise Ares makes in Sacrifice?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if I blushed just now, just for Tam?

What if it's suddenly very sunny and hot out?

What if *sigh*?

What if wouldn't like being covered in Elmer's glue?

What if I just heard a firecracker and it's not even noon yet?

What if it might have been on tv, but now I'll never know?

What if Hope's voice scares me?

What if I love the Meowmix song?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if my kids are using Elmer's glue as we speak?

What if my daughter is cutting out paper shapes and gluing googly eyes on them?

What if she made me a "Rapunzel cat" with string hair and a blue Play-Doh nose?

--What if, excuse me, the whiskers are string and the hair is paper?

--What if it's important to be precise when proud mommies describe their babies' craft projects?

What if I too now own s3 on DVD?

What if I am one up on the pussycat, and also got the Xena & Herc dvd that also came out on same day (xena named first even though it has 1 Xena ep and 4 Herc eps hehe?

What if those eps are Prometheus, Judgement Day & the 3 Trilogy eps?

What if Jess was running around the house with bra my I wanted to put on this morning saying 'MY boobie holder' (what she calls em?

What if I am about to go get fish and chips, so see ya in a bit?

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what if i've never heard of cilantro in indian food?

what if i have heard of mint in thai food?

what if i saw a red-tailed hawk today?

what if i'm not used to 90+ temperatures anymore?

what if i want a canon EOS 10D digital SLR?

what if i don't have $1500?

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What if red-tailed hawks are cool, but the one at the zoo is mean?

What if I saw Legally Blond 2 today and thought it was okay, but I wouldn't recommend it?

What if I still haven't seen Winged Migration but really want to?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if I went and saw two movies yesterday?

What if now I've seen 4 movies in the space of a week?

What if that is odd for me because I rarely go to see movies, even though I want to?

What if one of the movies I saw yesterday was Charlies Angels Full Throttle?

What if I thought it was fun?

What if I feel like seeing it again?

Whaty if I still want to see Legally Blonde 2 even though Emessis doesn't recommend it?

What if I can't remember whether I said I finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

What if whenever I play games I get stuck at the simplest thing, but when it comes to the final fight in the game I breeze through it on my first try?

What if Futurama doesn't appear to be on this week?

What if Honey Bucket is a disturbing name for a porta-potty?

What if I wanted to type "port-o-potty"?

What if I watched Moulin Rouge last night and it was very sad, but now I have "Come what may" stuck in my head?

What if that's not so bad?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if i did a huge what if.. and lost it?

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What if Salem saved it for me?

What if the current happy meal toy is a hat for the piglet movie and it doesn't fit Jess' head?

What if i find that highly amusing since it is the age group it is aimed at?

What if she just has a humougous head?

What if I also have a big head?

What if Salem was evil?

What if at 18 Salem should stop eating Happy Meals?

What if I should what if more?

What if I haven't even reached 100 posts yet?

What if I won the World Domination game, without joining?

What if I was Maggie and Jess was the ferocious beast? (sp)

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what if i haven't what iffed indays, and it feels good?

what if Salem remains a grasshopper rather than a praying mantis, as female mantises have that nasty habit of biting off their mates heads after sex, and i'd rather not envision that happening to our Salem? eventually...?

what if i heard that yellow was the itchiest tattoo color?

what if the itchng was the worst part of getting a tattoo, IMO?

what if Indian, Thai and Mexican food all have dishes that include cilantro?

what if i made a lovely roasted corn salsa last night that is rife with fresh cilantro?

what if you all don't know what you're missing?

what if i just had three days off and it wasn't enough?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I still know what you did last summer?

What if people wanted to go to the music forum for a little sweet temptation?

What if I could give them several reasons to do so?

What if one of them is the great list of songs I compiled for listening pleasure?

What if another reason is that I will soon be adding games?

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What if i like Jubbie's new sig pic?

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What if I think it's great that Ame likes my new sig pic?

What if I think I could make her one similar to that if only her loyalties to another would waver?

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what if the what if thread seems to be losing popularity?

what if Heitie has checked into the Betty Ford Center for Compulsive What-Iffers?

what if they took away her coffee, too?

what if the Mid-Atlantic rains washed Tamorama offshore?

what if Salem was doused with bug-spray?

what if Shawn is too busy playing the lute in her BGSB to what if?

what if Brian actually posted a what if?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

free your mind, and your ass will follow...

What if I am back from a few days off and ready to what if again?

what if it's actually not raining at the moment?

what if it really does get hot in baltimore?

what if frozen pizza doesn't make a satisfying dinner even if you heat it up?

what if heitie's computer really did need a robot repairman?

what if i get back to reading order of the phoenix?

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What if I totally need a robot tech guy?

What if I've cut back on my coffee?

What if it's probably not enough but it's a start?

What if I no longer have a drip thing but just a French press so I don't make as much?

What if it's less convenient but kind of fun?

What if I got a violin in the mail today?

What if I got the bridge on and the bow kind of ready and the strings more or less close to the notes they're supposed to be?

What if Opus comes to my house and finishes tuning it for me?

What if I have to buy an electronic tuning thing because high school band was like 12 years ago?

What if I'd never played a violin before today?

What if it's very very different from the bassoon?

What if I want a French horn and a recorder and a set of bag pipes and a drum set?

What if I'll settle for bongos?

What if Big Brother 4 starts in like 2 minutes and I don't have a tape ready yet?

What if violins and bassoons are very similar.. in an alternate xenaverse maybe?

What if I just ate so much left over butter chicken I think i am gunna be sick :P

What if my mother asked me to d/l Michael Bolton songs to make her a cd.....

What if this gives me the shivers when i listen to them to make sure they come through ok?

What if I also have to find some songs from Fiddler on the Roof

What if I love playing Canasta?

What if I find it hilarious that Jubs is trying to seduce Salem in his thread, and all his other girlies are fighting over him, and claiming ownership. EVEN though he keeps coming up with excuses not to talk to them on the phone?

What if he rang ME, on purpose, the day Harry Potter came out?

What if i rang him the day Xena s3 DVD came out?

What if i ran over to his house turned all the lights on and left?

What if Jess calls him, 'Andy Pandy Sugar Dandy'

What if she doesn't but i wanted to see if the name would take off?

What if I ask Tam what part of OotF she is up to, and what she thinks so far?

What if I am already up to the last DVD in watching my s3 dvd in order?

What if Jess is fascintated that we can watch xena on the computer, and keeps asking to watch the bitter suite (which she calls open your eyes.. as in callisto's song at the beginning..'Xena be calm, open your eyes!
Lies may be truth and truth... may be lies'

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What if bassoons are easier to play, but are very expensive?

What if tuning them is just bocal (skinny thing you blow into) adjustment and embouchure (how the mouth is on the reed)?

--What if that sounded pretentious and I apologize because that's not how I meant it?

What if violins have 300 things you have to do to tune them?

What if my fingers still have rosin all over because I seasoned my bow and it won't come of even with repeated washings?

What if it makes typing uncomfortable?

What if I have to learn to read music all over again?

What if I only paid $45 for a new, student-grade violin, a good case, and a bow, including shipping?

What if I get excited when I get a good deal and then I yammer on and on about it?

What if I learn the violin and then buy an inexpensive cello so I can play the Angel theme?

What if I take a break from my foray into string instruments and watch me some Cordelia?

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What if Heitie playing the Angel theme would be cool?

What if I have come to like Angel, but not Buffy?

What if now that zoom mentions it, I think I prefer being a grasshopper?

What if I am going to have something posted by the end of this day, even if it kills me?

What if not many people will get what I mean?

What if good..?

What if I wasn't around yesterday because my internet was playing up?

What if I had to go round to my sisters place and help paint?

What if I didn't do any painting at all, and instead sat by the heater and watched Kath & Kim?

What if Kath & Kim are hilarious?

What if that's nice, that's different, that's unusual?

What if I can't wait for the second season to start?

What if I had an odd dream last night where I saw in the TV guide a show called "Family Guy: The Spin Offs" That went from 10pm to 4am?

What if I wanna watch that now..?

What if Ames what ifs about the phone made me chuckle?

What if I'm becoming quite bored?

What if I'm going to go nutty because of the ammount of mosquito bites I've gotten?

What if I hate how the little buggers get into weird, hard to itch places?

What if i have one between my big toe and the one next to it?

What if I feel like bathing in calamine lotion?

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What if I hate having mosquitoes buzz in my ear?

What if I can make a mosquito sound and like to bother ppl by making it near their ears?

What if a cup of earl gray tea w/ finely chopped walnuts and a spoonful of chocolate chunk ice cream in it is really good?

What if I think I'm addicted to walnuts?


I doubt, therefore I might be.