What if the Cubs do something in the post-season?

What if Horatio Hornblower and Xena have a staring contest?

What if Xena won?

What if Horatio and Xena had a kid together?

What if they named it Archie Gabrielle?

What if I forgot to take my medication?

What if Nora flips a coin each time someone is killed, so it actually is up to fate when it is decided..

What if I don't know if i am dead yet or not?

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if I'm posting to try and get my sig pic to work?

What if the stupid place that was hosting it is being mean?

What if I may have found another place?

What if it worked?

What if "Victory is mine!"?

What if I'm testing something again?

What if I'll probably post again after I post this?

What if I appologise in advance?

What if sorry?

What if I'm also going to go get something to eat after this?

What if this is the dullest 'what if' to date?

What if the next one will take its place?

what if i find the World Dom game to be great fun and think that the scoring has been most fair?

what if that has somethng but not everything to do with the fact that my Queen is winning?

what if Fate is unkind to whiners?

what if that would tickle me to no end?

what if scrawny little pistol-packin' kitties should beware of massive macing-totin' Malamutes?

what if i feel i should call 911 for Herculena?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

nice guys finish last

What if it didn't work?

What if it appeared to work, but when I pressed refresh, an advertisement thing had taken its place, but then when I came back in to the thread, the picture was there again?

What if hooray to eyezoom for posting and breaking up the monotony of my posts?

What if massive macing-totin' Malamutes should beware of...uhm.. bear traps?

What if I can't deal with trying to come up with something witty to reply with due to lack of hunger?

What if see, that just proves my point! lack of hunger? I AM hungry!?

What if I appologise if eyezooms' -or anyone elses- dogs have had run ins with bear traps in the past, my mentioning of bear traps is uinintentional and any similarities to actual events, past or present, are purely coincidental?

What if Argy is doing stuff to the Scrolls?

What if it seems as if she is bring back old threads?

What if the original What if thread is back??

What if the Big Scroller threads are giving me memories?

What if I can see my finalist award?

What if li'l tiki still posted?

What if Argy was planning to do a What if informing us about the original what if?

What if I've spoiled her fun?

What if I appologize for the what, 3rd time tonight?

What if yes and I love you Salem?

What if I have missed this thread?

What if I haven’t had much time online so I’ve missed A LOT of the “what if’s”?

What if I don’t like to eat out much anymore?

What if I hate smelling like fried food?

What if restaurants always seem to sit lesbian couples by the kitchen?

What if I spoke up and said something last time it happened?

What if that would surprise people that know me?

What if someone at work just found out I was gay and came to ask me if I knew “whoever”?

What if I said, “Yeah, I think I do.” just to muck with them?

What if they didn’t know the difference?

What if I found the new tattoo I want?

What if I can’t see the site from work because it’s blocked?

What if the new Armor-All Cleaning wipes are awesome?

What if I’m thinking of using them for home use as well?

What if I got the new Annie Lennox CD?

What if I typed the above statement that way so that I wouldn’t have to type “Annie Lennox’s” because I hate the way that sounds?

What if that last statement sounded like something Heitie would have said?

What if ‘what if’ing’ is like therapy?

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Blue on black, tears on a river
Push on a shove, it don't mean much
Joker on jack, match on a fire
Cold on ice, a dead man's touch
Whisper on a scream, doesn't mean a thing
Won't bring you back
Blue on black

What if I hate waking up in the morning an hour before I want to wake up?

What if this problem of waking up an hour early, is actually helpful in the times when my alarm hasn't been working?

What if it's still really annoying?

What if it's annoying because when I wake up an hour early and try to go back to sleep, I never sleep as deeply as I might have slept if I hadn't woken (woke? ??) up in the first place?

What if that sentence is mildly confusing to me?

What if that's ok because I'm running on low sleep?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I can't wait for tomorrow because I'm leaving on a camping trip?

What if it's gonna be totally awesome?

What if I can't wait to go rock climbing?

What if I also can't wait to go snorkeling?

What if WOO HOO!?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if the World Domination players posted their current point totals?

What if that was a depressing exercise for some?

What if Fate was an arbitrary bitch?

What if she decided to loose a bolt of ligtning and see who it hit?

What if not one player was certain that they would be safe?

what ifb est that i can tell, 700? so far....

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

nice guys finish last

What if Shawn should try accessing the Scrolls from work through www.xenafan.com?

What if that doesn't work?

What if another thing to do is to try accessing them through www.users.bigpond.com/bingoze/info.htm?

What if you can often access blocked sites via a link from another site?

What if you set up an angelfire page with a link to the Scrolls and see if that works?

What if you could just go through the Scrollers pic page as well?

What if I wish you good luck!?

What if I have 2260 points by my count?

What if people think that can't be right?

What if they can go all over the scrolls and tally my points up if they wish?

What if Nouchy is back from her crazy round the world trip?

What if she decides we're all a bunch of crazy lunatics and never posts again?

what if it wouldn't surprise me if Nouchy decided we're all a bunch of crazy lunatics and never posts again?

What if she decided that and posts anyway?

What if I just yawned?

What if I should take that as a sign to go to bed?

What if I'm not into interpreting signs right now?

what if I was REALLY scared by the movie Signs in the theatre, but now I'm not even mildly startled?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I leave for my trip in less than 12 hours?

What if I'm still WAAAY excited?

What if this time, I really am going to take pictures and post some?

What if I tell you not to be surprised if that doesn't happen very soon after I get back?

What if I think it's funny that I'm way more excited about this camping trip than I was about my trip to Quebec and New York a couple weeks ago?

What if, though I was excited and had a great time in NY and Quebec, something about this trip seems more freeing?

What if everyone should visit this site to see where I'm going?

What if YAY?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I am going to bed now?

What if this is likely to be my last post until I get back?

What if I'll miss you all, but still have lots of fun?

What if goodbye!?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

what if i fear Heitie has gone cold turkey on coffee and sent he stash to Jubilee?

what if i hope Jub got some sleep and has a great time camping?

what if Salem just painted a target on himself?

what if my pastamaker, aka bloodyclownboy, is on vacation this week, and i'm making pasta?

what if pastamaking is a young man's work not that of a wiry but aging fast, 40+ yr. old woman?

what if hot baths, rum and early bedtimes help?

what if pasta-making would be no big deal (except for the exhausting labor) if we hadn't bought to new machines that i'm just now figuring out how to operate?

what if i kinda suck at it?

what if i lose all my customers this week in his absence?

what if i just have to get throough 2 more day?

what if i get better at it today?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

nice guys finish last

What if I'm wondering why I would paint a target on myself?

What if I clean myself and wash it away?

What if I haven't painted for years?

What if I painted a target all over the scrolls?

What if the scrolls become an online Target shopping store?

What if I've spent the majority of the day reading the old What If thread?

What if it's fun reading old posts?

What if I think Salem is a sweetie?

What if I know what ‘Zoom is talking about and always wondered why her pasta maker was so muscular?

What if BloodyClownBoy came to visit?

What if he kicked all our butts at ‘The Game”?

What if my boss is out on holiday until the 28th?

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Blue on black, tears on a river
Push on a shove, it don't mean much
Joker on jack, match on a fire
Cold on ice, a dead man's touch
Whisper on a scream, doesn't mean a thing
Won't bring you back
Blue on black

what if i registered bloodclownboy and sent him the info0 cuz he's been trying to find the new board?

what if i'm glad he's not here playing "the game" cuz i compete with him for world domination on a daily basis?

what if i just wasted the last 3 hours because i did something utterly stupid?

what if that more-or-less sums up my entire workday?

what if "my entire workday" is 24 hours long?

what if that's not counting this what if break?

what if that 24 hour workday was made slightly more tolerable by a Texas cheesesteak and not 1 but 2 belated (way) birthday cards?

what if i really really hate doing things when i don't exactly know what the hell i'm doing in the first place?

what if "help!" ?

what if my mama says i'm tired?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

nice guys finish last

What if the flower lady I mentioned a thousand posts ago wasn't on henna shampoo, but on Herbal Essence?

What if I stumbled across a picture today?

What if ?

What if she's not quite as I remember her?

What if that's a 1971 bottle so maybe she changed a bit later?

What if it's interesting that I use Herbal Essences right now?

What if they added an S because apparently we'd get confused that they'd only used one herb?

What if I start saying it hhhhherb because it has an H?

What if we're losing our house?