What if I all-out laughed?

what if i vote for heitie's tree?
what if it's the most tattooable?

what if i better get my butt to bed?

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stranger things have happened

What if I vote for mine, with no little Asian man, smaller, and maybe with some wind blowing the branches a little?

what if my post is now ambiguous due to Heitie's rampant what iffing?

what if i was referring to the kinda bonsai looking one Heitie posted?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I over-detailed so as to avoid ambiguity?

what if i don't want to read the "Xena's Treasure Box" thread because i have my own ideas of what a "Xena's Treasure Box" thread should be, and i don't want to be disappointed?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if i freak ppl out when they ask me how are you ( you know when you ask someone, they reply good, and you start talking about something else) and i just start telling them all the bad things that have happened this week?

What if i was colour blind, and never knew it?

What if i love french onion dip?


What if i vote for heities but with several little asian men.. hehe

What if I gave up smoking?

What if i took up drinking on a daily basis instead, from 9am every morning?

What if it was Soxtin Sexas instead of Austin Texas?

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if Zoomie, forced me to change my name?

What if it is impossible to force someone to do something over the internet?

What if i did it, just cause it's a better version of what i said?

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if Ame's new name raises the back door question again?

What if it won't go away?

What if that's a sign?

what if, when it comes to the perpetration of evil in any form, you need little encouragement, let alone force?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if i choose to think of the "backdoor thing" in the blues idiom, i.e. one who slips out the backdoor when your main squeeze is coming home through the frontdoor, and not in the...other way?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I don't like chocolate coins?

What if they're pretty, but they get all melty when you try to open them?

What if sometimes they break and then you sit on it and goodness knows nobody can tell you that you have chocolate on your pants for the whole day?

What if I prefer regular coins?

What if I thought Z said penetration, not perpetration.. till i reread it..

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if "Sexass" leaves me no choice?

what if Ame's name is kinda reminiscent of the...other way?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if people didn't realise I was Ame till Zommie told everyone..

What if we did more than singular what ifs?

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if I generally speak more boldly as the night wears on?

What if it took like 5 minutes for my last post to go through?

What if ok, not 5 minutes?

What if "I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!" might have tipped people off?

What if heitie started drinking 1 shot of vodka every 5 mins, after the kids went to bed, thereofre why she gets bolder as the night wears on?

What if i changed my sig quote, and my avatar, and got a sig pic so more ppl would realise i am me?

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if i post this just do do a test

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

what if one woman's coffee was another woman's rum?

what if a stitch in time saved 19.06?

what if the phrase "in a pig's eye" made no sense to me?

what if that made me think about all the figurative phrases related to pigs?

what if this created in me an irrestible urge to type "a preponderance of porcine proverbs"?

what if words do that to me sometimes?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if zoom can somehow tell what is in my plum Fiesta mug?

What if zoom needs to look here?

What if I can spend hours looking up sayings?

What if I used to have a Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable?

What if I used it so much it fell apart?

what if that site looks like hours of fun?

what if i can't wait to use "deader than Kelsey's nuts"?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I can't find "in a pig's eye"?

What if English people are always rhyming things like saying "I'm cream-crackered" instead of "I'm knackered"?

What if this may have been addressed in To Sir, With Love?

What if "in a pig's eye" is the rhyming thing for "when pigs fly"?

What if I'm just full of potatoes?