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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I've been misusing effect and affect for like 20 years? What if infer/imply and who/whom are much easier? | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if Heitie missed her calling as a grammar teacher? what if reclosure, or have you and the house just drifted apart? what if that sucks? what if i'm considering taking the blue, light-up seal lamp to work? what if it would work nicely with the "clown wall"? what if i'm almost certain it would be ultimately embelished by my employees (read: desecrated by bloodclownboy) ? what if that might be okay? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? nice guys finish last | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it's the end of our land contract and we don't have the balloon payment? What if years of failed businesses have left my ex-husband's credit kind of crap? What if I have similar credit and we have no savings for the above reason? What if he has a very successful business now but banks like to dwell upon the past? What if we're in debt up to our eyes? What if I've kind of dumped on this thread now but the stress is unbelievable and something had to give? What if the employees decide the seal lamp needs a grass skirt and a coconut bikini thing? What if they make them from pasta? What if I used to correct my friends' grammar in the notes they wrote to me in class and give them a grade? What if yes, I know and I'm not like that anymore? What if I like to laugh about how stupid I was 20 years ago? What if now I'm financially stupid and it's not as funny yet? What if my son just misread something in the Tropico book and told me about the airport's "enchanted terminal"? What if he meant "enhanced" but I think I like enchanted better? [This message was edited by Heitie on 18 July 2003 at 09:36 AM.] | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i just crawled out of a secret thread that i was never supposed to be in on in the first place? what if that makes me extremely nervous? what if nobody here wants to talk to me either - EVER!? what if that panic-sticken screaming was a little out of line, but i was just too jittery to contain myself? what if you're all wondering who and what i am and why i'm now crashing your conversation with no explanation and no apparent reason? what if i think that an enchanted airort sounds like one of the happiest places on earth? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i'm trying to obtain the gist of 17 pages worth of what ifs by reading nothing but salem's posts? what if that's extremely difficult, due to the fact that he makes no sense? what if i kept getting mentioned in his posts? what if i was the one whom he roped into his sister's engagement party? what if i got slightly drunk and kept threatening to sing kareoke? what if i was there when those children were enraging him at the movies? what if i was also enraged, but was far too amused at salem's constant swearing to care? what if i was the one who got salem hooked on angel? what if i'm still working on getting him hooked on buffy? what if i was the one who was too timid to enter the Restricted Section? what if i still won't go there? (what if i enjoy it's content a whole bunch, despite my sheepich facade?) what if i was supposed to be in bed hours ago? what if all i've had in my head for 24 hours is david bowie songs? what if the only thing i could here all day no matter what i was trying to do or say was an alternation between "space oddity" and "changes"? what if i blame salem for this? what if he put me in a david bowie kinda mood? what if i think that salem should let his hair grow into a stunning mullet (business at the front - party at the back) much like jareth's in "labyrinth"? what if i also blame salem for my lack of sleep and for getting me addicted to what iffing? what if crystals were little peices of stars that the gods threw down from the heavens? what if dr evil's father really did invent the question mark? what if i should REALLY go to bed now? what if i post here again tomorrow? what if none of you were alarmed at that thought? what if that wouldn't surprise me? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if everyone thinks I'm Madogis? What if even I think I'm Madogis? What if really, I'm not? What if I'm addicted to Big Brother Up Late? What if the host is hilarious? What if it's because he's sleep deprived? What if they're showing footage from earlier in the day when the three remaining housemates were playing with that Playstation Eye Toy? What if that is hilarious? What if Reggie knocked the robot out? What if I say Robot like Dr. Zoidberg? What if Chrissie knocked it out too? What if I feel like I'm sitting in the house with them? What if I am? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
What if the employees decide the seal lamp needs a grass skirt and a coconut bikini thing? What if they make them from pasta? what if that's not at all farfetched? what if i've seen some amazing pasta sculptures? whAt if the best by far was a bloody, severed finger wearing one of my rings that i'd taken off to wash dishes? what if you had enough equity in your home to get a loan for the land payment? what if Salem's wacky, nervous little friend takes to what iffing like a pro? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? nice guys finish last | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if we do have quite a bit of equity but it still may not be enough? What if I advise anyone who isn't going to use their education for career advancement to just skip college until they can pay for it without giant, giant loans that never go away? What if my credit is relatively pretty good but I have no income and my name isn't on the house so I just have to sit and watch? What if still, there is hope but not a lot? What if the finger thing is hilarious? What if it would freak me out a little while I laughed at it? What if I would probably see it late at night and would have to wiggle all my fingers just to make sure? What if I'd also have to turn on a light and look at them because what if it was just a phantom wiggle? What if I wonder if anyone ate the pasta finger? What if I also wonder if Salem and this new person have been What If'ing on the sly? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i'm bloody well glad to be done with this week? what if it's a toss up whether i kicked pasta ass or it kicked mine? what if i wish a short ime from now i didn't have to drive 2 hours to visit my mother for the weekend? what if i have a buttload to do before that happens? what if we have to go because my family is throwing le yet another "surprise" birthday party? what if i first typed "birthday pastry"? what if chocolate eclair with a candle in it? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? nice guys finish last | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if I've met bloodyclownboy, seen the clown wall, and it's totally not a stretch to imagine the hulu skirted seal lamp and much, much more? What if when I think of pasta sculptures all I can think of is Fusilli Jerry? What if after I just typed that last line I worried that no one would know what I was talking about? What if I remembered that Argy is here and stopped worrying immediately? What if T.G.I.freakin' F.????!!!!!!!? Yay!!! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I know exactly what lila's talking about? What if I can't buy pasta without thinking the same thing? What if I get my kids some pasta and let them glue it however they want? What if in Brownies I made a pasta'ed shoebox and spray painted it gold? What if it was not my idea to paint it gold but that was the project? What if it was for Mother's Day? What if I keep every single thing my kids make? What if there's a green Play-Doh bug peeking out from beneath my monitor this very minute? What if I spent all afternoon digging up old bank statements because my bank cannot send check copies unless they have the 10 digit "reference number"? What if I'm in hate with the "reference number"? What if each check copy after my monthly allotment of 4 is $7.50? What if I needed 12 but could only get 10 over the phone because they have their rules? What if I'm changing banks as soon as possible? | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
what if I am kinda Jealous that Salem has a new friend on the scrolls? what if it scares me that I would even care? What If I hope that his friend is really nice? What if I think his friend is a girl? what if I am wrong and its a guy? what if salem wont tell me? what if I am being silly and didnt ask? what if Salem shouldnt get a mullet? what if that made me laugh? what if I think David Bowie was Dead SExy in Labyrinth? what if rellik laughed at me when I said that? what if I am laughing at rellik who cant get the cooler lid off? what if I am revealing wayyyyyyyyyy 2 much in this post and had better stop before I injure myself further? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if Salem already has a mullet.. and sideburns? What if I knoe the gender of said friend? What if i qustioned Salem's sexual orientation? ========================  I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Ame knowing Madogis' gender makes her the specialest person in the world? What if I don't get why that would make her question my sexual orientation? What if either way, she wouldn't be the first to do so? What if I was just one great big mystery? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I am not surprised that Heitie knows Fusilli Jerry considering our similar tv viewing taste? What if I woke up with a craving for Japanese and/or Cambodian food? What if I think that's kinda weird? What if despite the craving sushi and nim chow at 8:00 am is just WRONG? What if I eat a bagel now and wait until lunch to go Asian? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if when I first read that, I thought Lila said she was going to eat a Beagle? | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if I also know of fusilli Jerry? What if I have finally finished re-sizing all the Scroll icons? What if no one gives a toss? What if I've now started to transfer old Scroll threads? What if no one gives a toss about that either? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I gave a toss for both those things? What if that sounded strange? What if I'm enjoying reading old topics? | |||
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Dream Scroller |
What if I'm back? What if I loved Iceland? What if I missed you all a lot? What if I dont think I'll be able to catch up with everything you did/said while I was away? What if I hate that? What if now I have to go answer my emails (85!!!), check all the other boards I'm a member off and check my websites? What if I should be cutting and editing the film I did in Iceland instead of all the stuff mentioned above? What if I should pick 20 piccies out of the 300 I made to upload and share? What if I know I cant do that coz I love all the piccies? What if I'm just gonna postpone it and try to do it tomorrow? What if I'm sweating coz it's bloody hot here? What if I'm not used to hot weather anymore coz in Iceland it was always rather cold? What if I loved the climate there? What if I want to go back to Iceland? What if actually I dont want to? What if I'm kinda confused and suffering from jet-lag? *** Jo Marriott & Carly Bramwell Information Page Inspirational Pain | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if I'm back? What if I had a kick butt time? What if I'm really sun burned, but it actually feels good? What if my hair has gotten more blonde in the sun? What if last night our campsite was swarmed by raccoons? What if the raccoons at the park are the size of dogs? What if I'm not just exaggerating? What if it was really entertaining leaving a trail of sausage throughout our site just to entice them? What if it was kinda scary that 5 mins after we all got in our tents, they swarmed in? What if it was funny that my friend left her cell phone outside on a lawn chair and she made one of the guys get out of the tent and get it? What if we then joked about him being carried off by raccoons and forced into slavery by them? What if that thought makes me giggle? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if the part in my hair is sunburned and it hurts when I brush my hair? What if it's going to be gross when it starts to peel? What if two of my friends and I were pretending to be on Baywatch today when we were at the beach? (hahahahahaha) What if we were playing frisbee in the water and purposely missing each other so that we would have to go closer to these nice looking guys? What if I find that to be very silly? What if it sounds like something people would do if they're 13? hahahahahahahaha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| <madogis> |
what if i was writing these what ifs during a lecture? what if my new lecturer is pretty funny? what if that's because he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about, but i think he really does? what if he keeps talking about 'changes' and 'mad people'? what if now i can't concentrate because all i can think of is the song 'changes' by David Bowie, which i was very tempted to keep on repeat last night on the train? what if the remaining part of my cavernous brain is mercilessly occupied with the uncontrollable urge to what if? what if this is already driving me nuts? what if i was completely insane to begine with? what if i should really be listening to this lecture? what if this lecturer thinks like me, which is incredibly slow and disjointed, but somehow makes a nonsensicle kind of sense? what if he keeps threatening to take a coffee break, but the coffee break never comes? what if i don't like coffee? what if it'd now turned into a cigarette break? what if i like those even less? what if i temporarily lodt the piece of paper with all of my what ifs on it? what if i just spent that cigarette break talking about the wonders of Vegeta with a like-minded Dragonball Z fan? what if said fan had as much trouble checking his enrollment as i did? what if i don't feel so horribly feeble anymore? what if i'm kinda hungry - kinda reeeally hungry? what if all this what iffing is making this lecture go surprisingly fast? what if i just missed a joke? what if that makes me sad? what if i just assume that it was a boring joke, like The First Joke in The Magician's Nephew? what if this is eating up valuable *stiffle laugh* 'study' time? what if i just put my name down for a tutorial? what if all my wacky friends are in that group? what if i'm expecting a 75% chance of hilarity? what if i like those odds? what if i came out of the new lecture hall and didn't know where i was? what if i have to go now? | ||
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| <madogis> |
what if jubilee's frisby trick sounds like a good plan? | ||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if Madogis is cracking me up? What if I know the gender of Madogis, but I wont tell? What if they have made me reconsider getting a laptop computer to take to university with me in August? What if, oh well? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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