what if Salem's legacy of pet death is not too dissimilar to my own?
what if the most touching pet death of all was when my guinea-pig, Tinkerbell, was bravely defending her children from a goanna, and sadly died from injuries sustained?
what if her son lived on to tell that tale for many years to come?
what if i always suspected that he was bitter and twisted about us letting Tinkerbell die?
what if that's just the way these things go?
what if the most mysterious pet dissapearence (alleged death) was my peacock, Andrew, who just happened to "die" while we weren't home to defend him from the neighbours?
what if i never saw the body?
what if it was convieniently burried before i got home?
what if that mystery has never been solved? what if i do know the whereabouts of Andrew's reincarnated soul?
what if he's in this chatroom right now, blissfully unaware that he ever was a peacock? just like somebody never knew they were "the key"?
what if that stupid buzzer thing keeps going off?
what if there was something else i was going to say but i forgot it?
what if i remembered?
what if it was about Salem busting in on my apoccalyptic dreams?
what if i want to know whether he managed to escape Lucifer?
what if Salem was trapped in hell forever?
what if it was the exact same dream as i had a few months ago?
what if it's an earie portent of the future?
what if it's all over people?
what if we don't have a prayer?

What if I also have no pets?

What if I am allergic to everything?

what if this is really the ants that have invaded my room typing?

what if its not cause they are DEAD? AHAHAHAHA

What if I used to have a cat named eric?

What if we had to put him to sleep because he had a tumor in his stomach?

What if I am crying because I miss him?

what if my best friend when I was a kid had bunnies?

what if they reproduced?

what if our neighbourhood is over run by Rabbits?

what if they ate my flowers?

what if I can really see salem sitting with all his cats?

what if I want to get a pet snake?

what if our fish tank is at the neighbours?

what if he has illegal turtles in it?

what if I feed them when he goes away?

what if I always forget to turn their light off?

what if I think I am going to kill them?

what if rellik has a stinky dog?

what if I dont like her dog very much cause it makes me sick when I go over there?

what if salem NEVER remembers to email me?

what if I always complain about it?

what if it makes me sad when I dont get one?

what if I feel like watching labyrinth?

what if I go watch Family guy instead?

what if I dont do either cause I want to finish reading my book?

what if I had better go to bed?

what if I go play video games?

what if I play the same game as salem?

what if I dont because he hasnt played his game for a while?

what if he hasnt told me how he has done for a long time?

what if I wanted to play with Lilas dog?

what if I was afraid it will bit me?

what if it just mad eme sick?

what if I am making no sence?

what if I am going to stop rambling?

what if sunshine wasn't pretty?
what if flowers weren't stupid?
what if i want in on that David Bowie concert?
what if i would DEFINITELY be out of place?
what if Salem would be fine, as he'd pass for a look alike...sorta.
what if people mistook him for David Bowie, and shuffled him onto the stage and demanded that he dance for their entertainment?
what if Salem danced?
what if he was good?
what if David Bowie was so impressed, that the took Salem on a world tour and made him his "special" friend?
what if Salem would like that very much?
what if i was to giggle immiturely at this point?
what if 'Changes' has finally been replaced in my head by 'Let's Dance'?
what if that's not really much of a difference?

What if neighbours can be so cruel sometimes?

What if this isn't a chatroom?

What if I think I woke up before escaping?

What if I know there is much more to the dream but can't remember?

What if I want a dream recorder, so I can watch my dreams while awake?

What if that'd be pretty sweet?

What if Cora just told me she wrote a reply to what if?

What if I'll have to read it after I post?

What if I forget to read it?

What if my neighbours dog is the closest thing to a pet I have at the moment?

What if that's because he's always over here?

What if that's okay because he's friendly?

What if I have a picture of him that I could show?

What if I'd have to upload it somewhere?

What if at the shops today I saw a wanted sign?

What if it was kinda weird?

what if i'm going home now?
what if for real this time?
what if i really have to go to the bathroom?
what if there's a chance that i can get my roommmate to drive me to Coles for to be buying food?
what if i can't?
what if it's rice and peanut butter for me?
what if...*sigh*

What if it's hard keeping up with what if's when more than one person types at a time?

What if I went dressed as Jareth to the Bowie concert?

What if Madogis went as Sarah?

What if Madogis was a guy?

What if it is my turn to giggle now?

What if Coras ants came back to life?

What if they lived in her pants?

What if I wrote a limerick about ants and pants in the 4th grade that the teacher read out to the class, and then everyone fricken copied it and slightly changed it so now the page in the school magazine with all the limericks are basically the same, and I got no recognition for my brilliance?

What if it was a dirty limerick and I was only 9 when I wrote it?

What if that age is probably wrong, but I'm no good at calculating stuff?

What if the thought of Salem as Jareth is dangerous?

what if Salem giggles like a girl?

WHat if those Darn Ants better not come back to life!

what if I am going to have 'ghost' ants crawling all over me?

what if kids can be cruel?

what if I would have kicked those kids for coping my poem?

what if math sucks?

waht if Salem turned into a math scolar?

What if I can't beleive how many LONG what ifs were posted today?

What if Holy Moly!?

What if I don't understand how Madogis is logging in incorrectly?

What if hmmm...?

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What if I started a blog?

What if I just wrote a really long post?

What if it had started out as a post about myself, but ended up talking about me moving?

What if, oh well, that's how my brain works?

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What if Jubilee demanded everyone in the AIM chat go post something RIGHT NOW?

What if people need to be scrolling and posting right now?

What if I tried to make people in the scroller chat post?

What if they do?

What if I miss the days of GIANT scroller chats?

What if I don't understand why those don't happen anymore?

What if, ok, I do understand that a lot of the people who used to chat aren't on at the same time as me, and I'm the one who always starts them , so that's why they're not as big as they used to be?

What if, though that's true, it's still sad?

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What if, Good boy, Salem, now post more?

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What if those big chats were fun/scary?

What if I'm listening to Elton John?

What if he's singing the Circle of Life to me?

what if i am posting for the same reason Salem is?

what if all the women of the scrolls wore low cut tops?

What if they wore towl cloth pants?

what if my spider sence is tingling?


Seriously.

What if, *ahem* thanks for informing the masses Joey?

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What if my sig pic isn't working?

What if I don't know why?

What if uh-oh!?

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what if i said all the women of the scrolls wear low cut tops?

what if you just gave yourself away?


Seriously.

What if ooh thanks for posting that link!?

What if I wish I had tentacles like that?

What if Elton is now singing I just Can't Wait To be King?

What if it makes me feel like line dancing?

What if all scrollers became a travelling band of line dancers who solved mysteries?

What if the chat just got real fast paced?

What if I pressed refresh while typing this reply and saw more posts here?

What if I can't keep up with either of these things?

What if Happy Birthday Mons!?

What if, eep!?

What if I need to stop giving myself away?

What if there will be nothing left of me?

What if Joey keeps repeating "mmhmm" after I say it?

What if he is mocking me?

What if it is simply easier to type "mmhmm" than it is to type "right"?

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what if jubilee thinks i am mocking her?

what if mmhmm?

what if jubille totally wants me?

what if amethyst wants me too?

what if I am too young for ame tho?

what if thats no prob, bob?

what if im bored?

what if the three weeks it will take my girlfriend to come back couldnt come any sooner?

what if jubilee was my girlfriend for those three weeks?

what if.... that would never happen. lol?

what if salem and i started our own lacross team?

what if we called it The Scroller KickAssertons?

what if i like that idea?




Seriously.

[This message was edited by Homestar Runner on 22 July 2003 at 01:59 AM.]

What if Joey totally wants me?

What if the idea of being his girlfriend until his girlfriend gets back is kinda weird lol?

What if that would make me feel cheap?

What if mmhmm?

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what if i feel cheap for making jubille fell cheap which intern makes me feel cheap?

what if my fingers hurt after typing that?

what if yeah mmhmm ok?

what if jubilee's real name was Rachel Rosen?

What if that is a weird name?

What if?


Seriously.

What if the chat room picked up a bit of steam?

What if more peopel need to be online, just the same?

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what if right when Jubilee said what if the chat room picked up a bit of steam, the chat just suddenly died?

what if it is all her fault?


Seriously.

What if *tear* I am a chat room failure?

What if I decide that I cannot go on being a chat room failure and I never make another chat as long as I live?

What if that would never happen?

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