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What if Jubilee had so much fun she never came back? What if she was carried off and now a raccoon is posting under her name? What if this is the beginning of the end? What if Madogis' does all their uni work in What If form? What if they do a painting of What if? What if when Dan was evicted form Big Brother last night he was doing the crystal thing that Jareth does in Labyrinth? What if I go bid on the crystal? What if it's nice to see CorXena back from her trip? What if I downloaded a preview movie of Sonic Heroes yesterday? What if this one had voices in it? What if Tails is now voiced by a female? What if I understand that Tails is supposed to be a young character, but I liked the kid who did the voice in the two Sonic Adventure games? What if I guess they had to get a new voice actor so that Tails would still sound young? What if Tails now sounds kinda like Dil from Rugrats? What if Sonic still has the same voice? What if that is very cool? What if the voice actors did the voices in Sonic X? What if they got Steve Urkel to do Sonics voice again? What if I really hope they don't? What if everyone is annoyed that I went off on a Sonic ramble again? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if that's really funny about the Beagle? What if it's a really cute picture? What if it uses the laptop when Lila isn't around? What if I wish I had a Beagle, but not to eat? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if Corxena gets to travel to cool places a lot and I'm a teensy bit jealous? What if, despite my craving, I didn't get any asian food at all today but I did get a lovely migraine headache instead?  What if when I felt better I went out and splurged on one of those fancy Novofoam countour pillows and rationalized it (in my mind) as "it's for medicinal purposes so it's okay to spend all of this money on a pillow"? What if I can't wait to try it out so I am going to bed right NOW? heeeeeeeeee!!  | |||
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What if this is lila's beagle posting right now cause she is sleeping on her new fancy pillow? What if "thank you for the compliments and yes I know I'm cute. May I have a milkbone now, please"? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I say 'Hello' to Lila's Beagle? What if Lilas Beagle won the world domination game? What if that would be fun if we all had to answer to him/her? What if Madogis doesn't seem to be logged in properly? What if I hope Lila enjoys her new pillow? | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if lila997's Beagle wasn't the first dog to post at the scrolls? what if a suspect more people might know Fusillie Jerry than not know him? what if bloodclownboy's sculptures are made from the raw pasta dough and are actually more realistic sculptures than the infamous "macaroni art" of our youth? what if enthused new what iffers are great? what if an Icelandic holiday sounds intriguing? what if i'm not going anywhere else abroad until i go to NZ & OZ in '05? what if i find an 8am sushi carving not that odd? what if some squid salad & seaweed salad on the side? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? nice guys finish last | |||
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what if I really did Know Salems friends gender? What if I will play along and pretend I didnt know? what If I thought his friend seems really nice? what If I wished they chatted so I could talk to them and consipire against salem? what if it was a girl and I ended up being jealous of her? what if thats wont happen cause I am not a total witch all of the time? What if I am not going back to university this fall? What if I am taking courses at college until Christmas? What if the only people I told why are salem and rellik? what if I went to see Orlando in POTC twice? what if rellik asked the girl selling popcorn for her button with him on it? what If we stayed for the extra at the end of the credits? what if I got up early today? what if I am ready to go back to bed? what if I told salem he was up to late and he should get to bed? what if he just laughed? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if everyones pets posted at the Scrolls for a day? What if I have no pets so I have to go sit in the corner and sulk? What if I blame a variety of things for keeping me up later than usual lately? What if I used to be sleeping before 12? What if now i'm lucky to be even close to bed before 12? What if The Practice had a chilling ending tonight? What if it wasn't, but it was cool? What if the next season won't be the same without Lara Flynn Boyle? What if I'm thanking the gods at least Camryn Manheim will still be there? What if I know other regulars will still be there, but that's not the point? What if I am DESPERATE to see part two of the season 5 Charmed finale this Thursday? What if speaking of Charmed, I'm wondering where Emessis is? What if she probably stated she was going away, but I can't remember? | |||
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What if, while unrealistic, gluing the dry pasta is way easier? What if it'll involve glitter, but no gold paint? What if lila and I have the same little tables? What if I almost called them tray tables but they're kind of different from those? What if I enjoy hearing everyone's daily goings on? What if I thank zoom for her mortgage concern? What if seriously? What if just being heard can be invaluable during times of great strain? What if I should do more of that for others? What if I know someone who has a half beagle/half spaniel? What if they think they can't wash it because it'll lose its all important fur oil? What if I think you're just supposed to not overdo it but they've misunderstood? What if that is a freaking stinky dog? What if I want to know why Salem has no pets? What if that's been addressed and I don't remember the answer? What if his signature cat is kind of creepy? What if my cat growing up was all black with green eyes? What if she was a feisty little thing? What if she had kittens when I was five and they were also black so they were kind of hard to see? What if I just realized that my daughter is the same age I was then? What if I really want a kitten? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if spaniels are notoriously stinky? what if it has to do with their flopped over ears that never get any air, and horrible, vile-smell-producing organisms seem to thrive there in even the cleanest of spaniels? what if my mother-in-law loves cocker spaniels? what if i'm glad snow dogs have sweet, happy, pointed stand-up ears? what if i should probably go do something towards getting dinner made before my new favorite night of TV (see Discovery Channel---6-10pm) bwins? what if i do what i can for the straining? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i love the smell of napalm in the morning | |||
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| <madogis> |
what if i'm not logged in at all? what if i just keep going into my email and retrieving the link to the scrolls from my confirmation email? what if that's really lazy, but i can't remember the web address? what if i also want a kitten? what if i have a kitten but she's far far away? what if i miss her shennannigans? what if i had lunch at a bar yesterday? what if they were playing 'Road House Blues' when i walked in and it made me feel special? what if i ate too much and felt sick? what if i wish that Salem had've been their to eat my chips for me? what if, in his abscence, i ate them and developed a crippling stitch while running for my tutorial? what if i got lost and only managed to find my way by practically holding hands with the tutor as he lead me there? what if he claimed to know a limeric about me? what if i think that limeric would've been unpleasant? what if i'm very glad that he didn't attempt to recite it? what if i can't see, because everytime i breath, i fog up my glasses (due to the chilly chilly are) and so i had to remove them, rendering me blind and helpless and weak as a kitten? what if i wonder why people are feeling jealous about me? what if that's because they're assuming i'm a girl? what if they were assuming i'm a boy - would they still be jealous? what if i went out and bought a rat like i've been threatening to do for about eight months? what if i also began renting a laptop like i've been threatening to do for about five months? what if i taught the rat to type, soes it could join in on the chats like Salem suggested? what if i wonder if Salem watched buffy last night? what if i'm pretty sure he didn't? what if it was a pretty boring episode anyway, minimal on the Spike and Andrew (what's the bloody point!?). what if i found it amusing when buffy's uppence had come? what if i had better go and start milling around my classroom now? what if i got up two hours before i had to, just so i could come a postin'? what if that makes me kinda nuts? what if the world is a Feraro Rocher, and we all just nuts on it's surface? what if more that half of you will have no idea what i'm talking about, but i'm happy so it doesn't really matter? what if i post this now? | ||
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what if i can tell by the smell what a hog is and furry & cute's what a dog is but curiousity's cat will be run over flat if i can't figure out what a Madogis WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i love the smell of napalm in the morning | |||
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The Artful Dodger and Abigail twitch their tails in amusement as they read the What if thread their mistress has left up on her computer. What if we decided that it would be amusing to post just as Salem suggested? What if we want to fulfill the Dr. Seuss verse "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?" What if we conspired to get Nora's roommate's betta fish? What if the blue one survived? What if Nora doesn't know whether we ate the red one or merely hid it for her to discover at a later time? What if Nora's roommate really doesn't like us? What if that amuses us? What if that makes us all the more determined to shower her with love and affection? What if Nora gets really POed at Abby when she attacks the TP roll in the bathroom? What if Abby is undeterred by her piratical vocabulary? | |||
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what if i'm logged in properly? what if it was really easy, and i was just being very ignorant of that fact? what if this is the first and only thread i've ever participated in (except for that unfortunate gate crashing incident)? what if i've fooled you all into thinking that i've been shut up in a dark little room, typing away at my computer for years and years while a compilation of 80's music spews endlessly from my 20 buck found-on-the-side-of-a-road cd player as it does it's best to fill the empty void in my life, left by my constant lack of actual social interaction? what if that's acctually true, but that's not the point? what if at the next cast party of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, somebody dunks James Marsters' head in the punch bowl and yells "the punch has been Spiked!" what if that's old material, and Salem knows it? what if Salem judges me (the way that cats always do) for not being able to come up with anything new? what if i took this into considration before posting it, and decided that it was worth his judging me to share such an amusing thought with all of you? what if that makes me a hero? what if it doesn't? what if i still have the song 'Changes' in my head? what if it's been in my head for about five days? what if i don't like 'Ziggy Stardust'? what if i only like the intro? what if it makes me sad for the 'Spiders From Mars'? what if that was an extremely odd comment, if you've never heard 'Ziggy Stardust'? what if i'm having fun thinking about what you people are thinking? what if i know what you're thinking? what if now you're thinking, "how does he/she/or it know what i'm thinking?" what if now you're thinking, "i hope that's sheperd's pie in my nickers." if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if nobody's here? what if i feel violenty ill? what if i should go home? what if that means that i got up this morning for one - count 'em, one - hour of uni? what if that wouldn't suck quite so badly if i had something to what if about other than my own personal sleep-deprived ailments. what if i fell asleep right here, right now? what if everytime i try to type "what if" it comes out "what fi"? what if i actually collected my assignments from last semester instead of letting the university cleaners sweep them into the nearest garbage bin? what if, alternatively, i left them their, and they were never collected by anyone? what if when i become famous (and i will) the assignments are still there roped off on the table with a little plaque saying "this crap belonged to that famous person that did that..famous stuff...that one time." what if that'd be sweet? what if the computer room is becoming dangerously overcrowded? what if the oxygen is running out? what if i should've thought of that before i made that paper aeroplane? what if that made no sense? what if my mind just went blank? what if it stays blank forever? what if one day scientists hook me up to a machine that can see inside your brain, and they have to kick it to make it work, but it is working! there's just nothing left in my brain to see! what if that's a good thing, considering the kinda stuff they mighta seen if it hadn't been erased like a corrupted file, and i chose the word "corrupted" deliberately. what if weasels were stoats and stoats were weasels - would anyone notice the difference? what if badgers had tusks. what if mooses had fish tails? what is aqaurium meant solarium and solarium meant aquarium? what if this resulted in some well tanned tropical fish by mistake? what if everyone had to wear paper hats as a law? what if a high wind stole said hat and you were arrested and thown into a prison cell made entirely of maccaronee art? what if you tried to eat your way out but the glue made you sick? what if the only contact you could make with the outside world was by reflecting moonlight of the carpet of giant sparkles on the floor? what if every now and then, a bulldog guard came and offered you porridge, and after just one taste you threw it at him and said "tha's no' how ye make porridge!" what if that joke is far too old and possibly nation-specific to work in this forum? what if i'm going home? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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What if this is lila's OTHER dog posting? What if I agree with zoom that both spaniels and beagles are notoriously stinky beings ? What if I am awfully glad that my mom lila didn't know or care about the natural oil rule and therefore bathes my beagle sister compulsively? What if I am neither a spaniel or a beagle but I do have flopped over ears? What if I take offense at the implication that flopped over ears cause said stinkiness? What if not really? What if really the only reason that I am posting here is because I thought I saw Nora's cats hanging around and I am waiting to chase them around the forum a bit? What if "woof!"? | |||
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| <madogis> |
what if i couldn't log in this time? what if i chose to take lila's OTHER dog decribing itself as a riddle, ie: what dog am i? what if i guess that it's a retriever? what if it's a sheepdog? what if it's real name is Ambrosious? what if the beagle dog is really Sir Didimus in disguise? what if the next time it posted, it slipped up and kept it's eye-patch on, giving itself away to everyone? what if Salem was a non-scrolling lazy git? what if that was harsh and i apologise? what if i wish that other people would be here at the same time as me? what if i'm desperately lonely? | ||
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what if i just tried to send an email to Salem, but it came out "slame"? what if i should've gone home an hour ago like i intended? what if it's really really hot now and there's a really really big hill and i don't wanna walk up it and junk? what if i'm getting kinda peckish? what if that's English for "hungry"? what if "hungry" is English for "hungry"? what if there's a crazy man in the room talking like a German Yoda? what if i very much like the air conditioner in this room? what if it's the same room that not two hours ago was crammed with class after class of ugly, ugly children? what if that class was largely about Mac computers? what if i understood nothing, and just kept nodding along anyway? what if i really should've chosen an easier subject? what if i switched majors and did neuro-sergery? what if that'd be a whole bunch easier than this Mac thing? what if i'm not exaggerating? what if i really really think i could deal with any kind of biology better than i could with any kind of technology? wgat if i'm all alone again and the crazy German Yoda has left the building? what if he's coming back any minute? what if i should do some food shopping, because all i have at home is a bucket of honey, a bucket of peanut butter, half a jar of mayonaise and a bag of chocolate frogs? what if there's also rice, and frozen vegies? what if i'm suddenly starting to think that i can make something out of this crap? | ||
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what if I just pop in for no reason what if eyezoom changed her damn name without telling me what if my bloody pasta art is good what if bad things happen at work--"be careful" what if the clownz go crazy what if a drink gets a tattoo | |||
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what if i found something better to do with my time that what iffing? what if there IS nothing better to do with my time than what iffing? what if i'm not hungry anymore? what if my spine is being crushed under the weight of an incorrect posture? what if the computer is making crazy noises? what if, speaking of crazy noises, i stumbled into the "buffy babbel" thread and was instantly drawn to the conclusion that you're all nuts? what if i just remembered that this room has a movement sensor, and if movement stops for too long, a buzzer goes off? what if i find that very strange - allerting poeple to the fact that there may be no one in the room? what if i was to wonder what the point of that was? what if i was to stop dropping the carp word, for fear of damaging your innocent minds? what if the carp word was one of those listed in the "you cannot say this" rule? what if that's why i can't log in? what if i've been technically banned from the scrolls for inapropriate language? what if my eye is twitching? what if i should stop being so nervous? what if i wouldn't be half as fun (or annoying) if that were to happen? what if i now have a legitimate excuse for getting out of wild parties on a thursday night? what if i can now say "sorry. can't go. got uni tomorree." what if that makes me very happy? what if i can now be left to watch Futurama in peace? what if i decide to finish off that bottle of vodka in the cupboard at the same time? what if i drank till Dr Zoidberg was hot? what if i'm about to be kicked off the computator again? what if i'm not? | ||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I used to have lots of pets, such as a dog, rabbits and birds but they're all dead? What if my dog, Daisy, a Labrador was really cute? What if she got very old and sick and had to be put to sleep? What if when she used to run, she would run slightly sideways? What if my parents had her before I was born? What if I had two rabbits which were supposedly both female, but they ended up reproducing? What if we just let them roam free in the back yard because the hutch wasn't big enough for all of them? What if we soon had bunnies running all over the back yard? What if one of them was named Salem? What if another was named Binx, after the cat in Hocus Pocus? What if one of their babies was called Xena? What if another was called Lucky? What if we had to give away the rest of them? What if Xena had David Bowie eyes? What if Salem and Xena dug under the fence into a neighbours yard and met their end when they were confronted by the two dogs that live there? What if I don't mean they were ripped to shreads, but the dogs were hunting dogs or something that chased them and caught them by the scruff of their necks, but their poor bunny hearts couldn't handle the terror? What if Lucky was the next to go, but I have no idea where because he/she just disappeared when we were on holiday? What if Binx was around for quite some time after that? What if one day he was just lying under the stairs that lead down to the back yard? What if it was because he had passed on? What if I suspect he was poisoned by a man that lives in the street below ours? What if that's because he's always complaining about stuff with all the people up here? What if I also had lots of birds that just kept breeding and breeding with each other? What if the breeding eventually turned to killing? What if Love Birds my arse? What if we gave them away after that? What if there's lots of animals buried in our backyard now? What if I would get a cat but my mother absolutely HATES cats? What if I become a crazy cat man and spend my days out the front in a rocking chair with cats milling about on the lawn and a shot gun on my lap? What if this was a depressing post? What if I make it happy? What if I said hello to the Artful Dodger and Abigail? What if they sound like they would be fun to hang around with? What if I also said hello to Lilas' other dog? What if the scrolls got a spin off forum called the Animal Scrolls? What if that is a lame name, but I couldn't do any better? What if Madogis is insane? What if I already knew that anyway? What if I told them I had a crazy dream about our religion teacher the other night? What if it was because of Madogis mentioning witch hunts the other day? What if last night I think I dreamt about Lucifer? What if it involved sneaking past a window to escape from his house? What if I can't remember much except for a lot of sneaking? What if I hate trying to be stealthy? What if I'm not sure how old Heities children are? What if I went to type Lilas children then? What if that's crazy talk? What if Evanescence are on Rove Live tonight? What if that makes me happy? What if Rove goes for 2 hours tonight? What if it'll be craaaazy? | |||
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| <madogis> |
what if Salem finally emailed me? what if i've beckoned him forth to the scrolls? what if he's been here all along, hiding from me? what if this is a very odd thing to think? what if, by the way, i too saw Dan on Big Brother doing the crystal thing? what if i actually shreiked and almost fell off my chair when i saw it? what if that was somewhere between a funny and traumatic event for my roommate? what if i was to learn the crystal thing? what if in the next labyrinth, i'm the one hiding under David Bowie's cloak while he pretends that all my crystal juggling is his own doing? what if i remember doing stuff like that in high school drama? what if it was humiliating enough then, but to think of a grown man taking willing participation in such things is just downright nutty? | ||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I wish I could do the crystal thing? What if I'm too uncoordinated to learn? What if it doesn't matter? What if I began singing Sonics theme? What if Madogis went and posted in other threads? What if Madogis only posted in other threads in what if form? What if I've never spoken to bloodyclownboy before, but I still say hello anyway? What if I want to go to David Bowie concert when he comes to Australia next year? What if all the tickets sell out before I get the chance to buy one? What if I'd feel out of place? | |||
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