What if I thought shorter (the height not the hair)?

What if dark brown, straight shoulder length hair with minor bangs (fringe, as some say)?

What if I thought thin (again, not the hair)?

What if I thought younger than me but older than Salem ?

WHat if I just now considered freckles, perhaps?

OOh, what if I have over 100 posts and just now noticed?

What if i nevr read my own birthday page..lol

What if i have a dossier on every single scroller, down to their fav food, colour underwear, and scroller crushes?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if yikes look at all these posts?

What if I had no idea what Malt O Meal or Grits were either?

What if as I was reading through all the new what ifs I had some planned in my head, but now can't remember them?

What if Ame was the first internet person I met?

What if I then it was her and Argy at the same time?

What if I'm yet to meet an overseas scroller?

What if I can pretend I've almost met the scrollers who came to the opera house steps, because I've been there, just not at the same time?

What if I used a time machine when I was there and went back in time to when everyone was there?

What if when I don't know what a Scroller looks like, I usually just use their avatar or sig pic and pretend that's them?

What if that means Heitie is the moon?

What if I want lunch?

What if poor Ame for having the flu?

What if the things Jess does makes me laugh?

What if I hadn't considered freckles either, but i agree with Lila

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if there were lots of posts done again by the time I replied? >.<

What if lila just got a breakfast nook added to her pretend house?

What if I used to have bangs but no more?

What if yes, thin and befreckled?

What if also bespectacled because I'm too stubborn to get contacts?

What if I'm holding out for the laser eye thingy?

What if I feel like I'm filling out a personals profile in What If form?

What if I get a huge surround sound sytem.. a huge wall sized TV, and all 6 seasons of xena on dvd, for getting over 250 posts, in my house.

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Salem makes me giggle?

What if I came back to Oz in a few years and we all met on the Opera House steps and this time Jess was there too, not just in utero?

What if Ame really DOES have my dossier??

What if instead she just has my scroller pic page profile?

What if 99% of that info is kinda wrong and that photo of me is WAY old?

What if Heitie should talk to Arista about the laser eye surgery?

What if just ate a disappointing peach?

What if I wonder why I should talk to Arista about the laser eye surgery?

What if I hope she hasn't got a horror story to relate?

What if the disappointing peach made me laugh out loud?

What if "hey Ame now THAT's a fire!"?

What if salem could have come to the opera house, but he was in school and only about 15

What if i too think of some ppl as their sig pic of avatar?

What if I think of salem as a black pussy, even though i know he is really a cream laborador

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Ame is brown noses?

What if on second thought maybe you'd better not talk to Arista, Heitie?

What if eww, I look kinda bad in that pic I just posted cause I had just been at the beach all day but I posted it to show Ame the grill not the grrl?

What if *gag*, that was lame?

What if I am now hoping to follow up the disappointing peach with a rewarding plum?


What if, I'll get back to ya in a few to let you know how that goes?

What if the car in the background is the exact same colour is my mums car?

What if Lila only posted that pic so ppl could look upon her godessliness?

What if i can see Lila's bra through her t-shirt?

What if i am still giggling at her saying, up the duff

What if i still remember how pregnant i felt that day with all that walking around we did with Argy Tour Guide Barbie?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if oh no, she's got a horror story?

What if I don't see why there should be 3 tiny gnats flying around my computer screen?

What if Michigan is a very buggy state in summer?

What if I'm looking forward to Fall?

What if Heitie, Lila and Ame, are only what iffing to get their post count up?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I'm totally not because I'm afraid of what follows Guru?

What if nothing follows Guru?

What if I lose all rank and privileges?

What if i have almost caught heitie in post amount

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if that's not my car?

What if oops that's my bra?

What if that's actually another scroller's car?

What if that's actually another scroller's bra?

What if i know you are lieing by far?

What if you're about to eat tar?

What if you wished upon a star?

What if i got offline for a while, so what if to ya later..

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I'm not working on the post count cause I just stay "Scroll Guardian" no matter what and that's kinda stinky?

What if speaking of stinky... yeah, the plum ?

What if it's because the fruit I bought tonight is all organic so it tastes kinda blah?

What if I got some other organic food too cause I am trying something new (like eating healthy) and it too was kinda "eh"?

What if I now wanna eat a totally non organic Twinkie just for spite?

What if I need to sleep now?

What if good night?

What if I have to go for a while as well?

What if Cupid's on and I have to go watch the freaks?

WHat if Cupid... yep...gotta run...

What if I went to get lunch?

What if i'm not skilled enough to what if and eat at the same time?

What if I got distracted by posting and my food got cold?

What if I got distracted by eating and my what ifs got cold?

What if I've missed out on all the what iffing fun?