What if I don't see how that would embarass me?

What if you're crazy?

What if I just watched Futurama?

What if I watched the first anthology of interest episode?

What if it revolves around a What If machine?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

what is Homestar Runner looks to have finallycaught up on a lot of what iffing?

what if the particular neighbor dog that serenaded us on le's birthday is by far the nicest of our neighbor pet situations?

what if the neighbor on the other siade has 5 dogs + two of her parents' dogs that often vsit, and they run up and down the fence and bark like it's the first time they've ever seen me EVER TIME I WALK INTO MY YARD?

what if that got old the first week she moved in, and she's lived there 3 or 4 years now?

what if i think maybe the neighbor on that side and not her dogs needs the bitter pill?

what if she Joan Armatrading sings the songs Heitie mentioned?

what if ooh i like Joan too and saw her like 20 years ago?

what if Hietie was conspicuous because of a big red clown nose?

what if Mary Poppins really is my favorite movie?

what if, well a least top 5?

what if i'm up an at 'em early today because i need to go in to the shop a few hours before i drive to Houston to see my close friend whose weak, spineless, pathetic excuse for a husband (perhaps you've heard me refer to him as Perdicus before..?) called her on the phone while she was working as a scholar-in-residence for 7 weeks at a prestigious Boston art museum to tell her totally out of the blue that he had filed for divorce?

what if he had done something similar shortly before they got married, but they went to counsellig and he'd promised never to freak out and run away again but to talk about stuff before he reached the freak-out point?

what if my friend believed up to this point they were happily married?

what if their baby just turnrd a year old in April?

what if she had to break her contract with the museum and come home early?

what if did i mention weak, spineless, pathetic, and several other words best saved for Fight Club?

what if Perdicus meets Callisto some day?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if how aporpos--i typoed Heitie?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if i would never single-post what-if's merely to up my post count?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if well, maybe i would if it gave me my 400th post?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

What if hurray, 400 posts!

What if I've been watching Friends all night?

What if it feels like it's extremely late?

What if it's only 11:32pm?

What if maybe because I'm used to watching Friends at 7:30pm?

What if, wait, how would that work, shouldn't it feel early, if anything?

What if great, I've gone and confused myself?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if holy potatoes, I'm up way too early?

What if the falling asleep was hard enough, so much so that I didn't get to sleep until 4:30 am or so?

What if why do I not have any sleeping pills when I REALLY need them?

What if not to say I'm addicted to sleeping pills, they would just be nice on nights when I have to wake up at 8 in the morning but can't get to sleep?

What if, even after I got to sleep, I woke around 7 to my tummy making weird gurgly noises and I went "huh, that's weird" and went back to sleep?

What if I got food poisoning from the food I ate for dinner last night?

What if ok, probably not?

What if I got mono from my friend and the gurgly noise was my spleen enlarging itself?

What if ok, probably not that either?

What if we're going to the Field of Dreams today?

What if we're taking the whole youth group?

What if, for living only 20 minutes away from the silly cornfield, only a few kids in the group have been there?

What if one of the camp leaders is way excited to go?

What if, but I'm affraid he'll be like "oh, this is all?" when we get there?

What if, ahh well, the camp leaders have fun going there every year, this year should be no diffrent?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I go neo now?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if Perdicus sounds like a prick?

What if he did before as well, in a between-the-lines way?

What if, looking at the big picture, she's lucky to be rid of him?

What if, still...?

What if and with a baby no less?

What if my daughter used to watch Mary Poppins every day, sometimes twice?

What if I love everything but the old bird lady song?

What if it makes me kind of sad?

What if and the roof dance goes on a little long?

What if that's when I get a snack or go to the bathroom?

What if I caught my cat on the counter last night?

What if he was licking the butter dish?

What if I'm pissed because I'd just washed it and put in a new butter and now I had to again?

What if I put the ScatMat on the table which is how he got to the counter, I assume?

What if I had to put away all the chairs and put stuff on his little window perch so he couldn't see the ScatMat was on the table because he knows to avoid it?

What if this morning the mat was moved over and there were paw prints?

What if ha! that'll teach 'im?

What if ScatMats just give the kitty a little shock?

What if I'm all for being kind to animals, but lay off the counters and my Fiesta butter dish, buddy?

quote:

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Originally posted by Heitie:
What if I love Joan Armatrading?

What if did she do Love and Affection?

What if or maybe Me, Myself, I?

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what if she sang those and much more?

what if she sang for almost 2 hours?

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the tightrope i walk
it splits sanity at the "i"

what if no one reads this?

What if I never what iffed again?

What if i have going through my head.. 'i'm sexy, i'm cute, i'm popular to boot'

What if I told the scrolls my dad had a heart attack, not for sympathy, but so some of my friend know without me having to explain it everytime some comes online?

What if hospital emergency rooms were better equipped to deal with more ppl, therefore cutting the waiting time?

What if it was damned cold last night when i was outside the hospital having my smoke?

What if I changed the subject?

What if s3 of xena comes out injust over a week on dvd?

What if i actually have the money to buy it?

What if they said 'screw it'and bought out s3, 4, 5, & 6 all on the same day?

What if i went mad trying to decide which one to buy first?

What if I force Arista to do some what if's because she is on AIM at the moment?

What if she told me to stick my head up my bum?

What if I really love this quick reply feature?

What if my what if's have no quality nor quantity, and people didn't actually read them, just see they were written by me, and go to the next person?

What if salem isn't online at the moment, and that is very strange for 9.30pm?

What if he is watching State of Origin?

What if... that'd never happen?

What if he's snuggled up in bed, reading Hp5 and enjoying Dumbledore & Ginny making sweet love?


Seriously.

What if I'm off to bird camp tomorrow?

What if the day I come back I'm leaving for Seattle?

What if I think bird camp will be fun?

What if I get to band birds and find that very exciting?

What if most other people probably don't?

What if I think Salem should band a kookaburra?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if OMG a whole nights sleep and a whole day of work, and less than a page of what if's i am disgusted with you guys!

What if i don't think salem has been online ALL day o.O

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What if....Treasure of the Black Pawkeet
GabsTheGreatest pulls out a ticket... and...
You Won 20,000 Neopoints!!!!!!


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What if, man, I wish I could've won 20,000 nps?

What if today is my last day to post (unless I sneak on tomorrow morning) for a week?

What if I hope I don't have 40 billion what ifs to catch up on?

What if, why does that always seem to be a concern?hhahaha

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

what if you recorded yourself fighting a mock battle with a broom lightsaber, and your friends found the tape and posted it on to KaZaA, and within 2 weeks had added full starwars sounds and effects?

what if it sucks to be that kid?

what if ?


Seriously.

[This message was edited by Homestar Runner on 10 August 2003 at 06:53 PM.]

What if Joey looks up the strangest things on Kazaa?

What if i have.. Pretty Fly for a Jedi & my sig pic, closest thing i have to anything Starwars

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What if I was far too stressed to come online yesterday?

What if I was out for half the day?

What if but let's not go into detail?

What if we got a dvd/vcr player so now I don't have to put up with that awful, awful one that is trying to drive me insane?

What if it succeeded?

What if, yeah.?

What if I'm unusually tired?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

what if hazzaar to the shopkeep! i'm all caught up!

what if i've been writing in my dream thread again?

what if i'm the only one, but that's ok, i've had my moment?

what if i love Wil Anderson?

what if he dedicated half an hour of his radio program this morning to the Buffy finale?

what if, for full details, check out the Buffy finale spoilers(not real ones) thread in the Buffy forum?

what if heh, zoidberg?

what if "why not"? *breaks down into histerical fit of laughter*

what if everyone changed their names and i came back and didn't know who anyone was?

what if i was scared?

what if i almost cried?

what if i think i get it now, but it could all be changed in the blink of an eye?

what if, and then where would i be?

what if, just soes you know, i did get that Buffy movie reference?

what if "don't tread on me"?

what if hm...better go to class.

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Madogis has become a Scroll Adict?

What if hooray!?

What if I hope Emessis is having fun at bird camp?

What if it sounds kinda fun?

What if there were 5 Mynah birds out on the deck this morning all positioned in various places while one of them tried to get into a bag?

What if they're up to something?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if I was just at the region 4 dvd release date page?

What if Futurama season 3 is being released on the 24th of September?

What if season 1 of Family Guy is tentativley set for an October 22nd release?

What if I was beginning to think that would never come out here?

What if also, Pokèmon 4Ever is coming out FINALLY on October 17?

What if I thought THAT would never come?

What if I'll be able to watch it good quality instead of that poor download I have?

What if there's another show being released, on August 18th, but I'm not comfortable revealing what show?

What if there was no sign of Season 4 of Xena anywhere..yet?
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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

what if is that how you spell "mynah"?

what if, no really, i have no idea?

what if i seriously haven't thought about it in a while?

what if...huh?

what if i'd better save my pennies if i'm to buy all these dvds?

what if i'm not sure i WANT pokemon 4ever after what they did to Jessie?

what if there is all that pleasant/ disturbing subtext between Ash and the character of indistinct gender?

what if wouldn't it be much cuter if it was called pokemon 4eVa?

what if pokemon fever?

what if pikachu in flairs on a 70s disco floor, looking like John Travolta?

what if, yeah, looks like?

what if, uh, your fish are dead?

what if yeah i know, i can't get them outta there?

what if disco stu doesn't advertise?

what if 'eyyyyy...

what if take that 1950's society!?

what if i need to find a new train of thought before this one crashes in a hideous mess of sequens and mirror balls?

what if, post now before you hurt yourself?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i'm wearing my Harry Potter shirt?

what if it has the school motto on it?

what if draco dormiens nunquam titillandus?

what if i feel special?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i only ever feel hungry or nautious?

what if i'm kinda both right now?

what if i want a snickers bar?

what if i could've gotten a bunch of 'em for 50c each?

what if they're usually a dollar fifty in my neck o' the woods, so that's a darn good price?

what if i didn't buy them, so now i lie awake at night wondering about the snickers' that could have been?

what if...where is everyone?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i want to what if but i don't really feel up to it?

what if no lines between which to read: Perdicus IS a PRICK?

what if one fo these days...pow--zing..to da moon, Perdi?

what if i tickle a sleeping dragon?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden