What if I have finished my custard?

What if i have almost used all my tissues?

What if Herculena just said to me 'holy crapsticks, that what if thread is huge'

What if she camed and made is hugerer?

What if i like makering up words?

What if I forgot to say I liked the idea of the postman putting up all our posts on an announcement board

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if woohoo, page 34, damn i'm good?

What if i should really go out and get a life?

What if well i am sick, so thats my excuse for being home?

Waht if mick is due home from work, so it's all wifely to be here when he gets home, than galavanting around the countryside?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I really don't like that signature thing?

What if it makes me queasy?

What if it puts me right off custard?

What if the postman has a bicycle?

What if Salem's the postman but we call him Mr McFeeley?

What if I don't wanna be the postman because in situations like this What if thread, I'd get tired really quickly, riding back and forth constantly?

What if I'd get chased by Scroller dogs too?

What if I had a flying bicylce?

What if that would be neat?

What if how's this?

What if i am over at homestead trying to figure out what old sig to use next cause i don't have anything to make sigs with at the moment

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I wish I had a homestead account but they charge you for them now?

What if I'm hungry again?

What if I JUST got a joke on the Simpsons?

What if if it wasn't for Family Guy, I wouldn't have gotten it?

What if Family Guy: More than just a funny cartoon. It educates too.?

What if I am glad i had a homestead account from before?

What if i had 2, but i gave one to someone else, that i don't even talk to anymore

What if i check to see if they changed the password, delete all their stuff out and give it to salem

What if we just share my current homestead account?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if heh, that one's funny?

What if Salem shares which joke he just got so we might all join in the fun?

What if I thought for some reason you couldn't link to Homestead?

What if maybe that was Angelfire?

What if I'm pretty sure I have webspace that comes with my service but I haven't a clue how to access it?

What if it's not really a joke, but it's from the episode where Mr Burns loses his Power Plant and gets Lisa to help him reclaim his empire by starting a recycling plant?

What if Mr Burns says "the person who is going to help me is.. That Girl!" and points to Lisa?

What if then it goes to Lisa running with a kite with her face on it, then Mr Burns is in a window with a dummy and winks at Lisa, then there's something about a merry-go-round?

What if originally I thought it was just random craziness?

What if on Family Guy when the toy company Peter works for is taken over by a cigarette company, they make him president of the company and then they need to send someone fat and stupid to washington to stop an anti cigarette thing?

What if they say "I know who we'll send.. That Guy!" and point to Peter?

What if then it goes to scenes similar to those that are in the Simpsons ep I just described?

What if except in Family Guy, they actually have singing?

What if I discovered there was a show or something called That Girl?

What if I was watching the simpsons episode I described above and it just now all clicked in my head?

What if all of this is a big let down and no one else cares?

What if I was checking my Xenafan.com email and found an email form the email address that I think Madogis hacked into or took over?

What if all the email said was 'wat?'

What if I demand answers?

What if heh, Salem's young?

What if I'm just barely old enough to get it and I think That Girl's boyfriend's name was Peter?

What if I'm kind of figuring out my webspace?

What if does Madogis hack?

What if Warrior's not bad, but I think Guru's my favorite?

What if no, Madogis doesn't hack (at least not to my knowledge) I think she just muscled someone out of the way and used their account to send me an email because she used up all of her internet priviledges at university?

What if maybe we should wait for Madogis to come and tell us what she did?

What if I probably have webspace or something with my server, but I can't find it?

What if I should check it out?

What if I like Scroll Guru better?

What if, oh well, you're moving up in ranks on the Scroll Mountain?

What if it gets me a discount at the Scroll grocery store?

What if I get free cable?

What if the store has lots of organic food but it's not disappointing?

What if I wonder who has to work in the grocery store?

What if there's a town hall where we all go when you get an invitation to join a chat?

What if we take turns working everywhere?

What if that makes it more fun?

What if there are refreshments at this town hall?

What if there's a What If ordinance on certain days?

What if taking turns could be fun?

What if Xena stars came and spoke at the chats in the town hall?

What if it was called Scroll Hall?

What if I can't think of a different name?

What if Charmed is a rerun tonight?

What if it's from season 4?

What if I would have preferred it if they went back to season 1, 2 or 3?

What if I just had some cake?

What if Heitie has gone?

What if my dinner is probably almost ready?

What if I have to leave to eat it?

What if I astrally project downstairs, eat, then return?

What if I'm sorry, I got all caught up doing the dishes?

What if I should go now, though?

What if I hope Salem enjoys his dinner?

What if it's custard?

What if that's okay, I guess dishes do need to be done?

What if 'doing the dishes' would sound funny to someone with a dirty mind?

What if it's not funny to me?

What if I wish it was custard for dinner?

What if maybe I have some after dinner?

What if I been home for nearly an hour, and all I've been able to do is catch up on what ifs?

What if I had a great time on my date?

What if, but if you people what if this much whenever I go on dates, I'm never going to go on dates again?

What if, ok, I probably will, but sheeez!?

What if I need to clean my house?

what if why do I always think of these things aroudn 2 or 3 in the morning?

What if here goes nothing..?

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Originally posted by Salem:
What if 'doing the dishes' would sound funny to someone with a dirty mind?

What if it's not funny to me?

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What if my my, Salem, what a dirty mind?

What if you need to...um..not have a dirty mind?

What if, ahh actually, that's ok, go on, have a dirty mind?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I really just want to make myself a new sigpic?

What if I made some sigs earlier today and now I'm all in the sig-makin mood?

What if that's not the only mood I'm in?

What if my date tonight was really nice?

What if why did he have to wait to ask me out til now?

What if I'm moving in two weeks, so even if there is anything there, a relationship would be pointlessish?

What if oi?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.