What if Zoom is only like 20 posts behind me?

What if that means she is coming from the rear?

What if Zoom has been doing the dishes?

What if I need to get some cool fonts for this comp?

What if i need to get PSP for this comp?

What if i had the strangest dream last night that mick and i were playing battle ships in our sleep?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

what if i'm slightly arroused yet slightly appalled?

what if just kidding, i'm hardly ever appalled?

what if hell yes i'm apalled all the time, but hardly eer about innuendo?

what if innuendo was my middle name?

what if innuendabelle was my middle name?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

hush little baby, don’t say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
grain of sand
exit light
enter night
take my hand
we’re off to never never land

What if no one knows who I am?

what if now i'm just aroused and not at all appalled?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

hush little baby, don’t say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
grain of sand
exit light
enter night
take my hand
we’re off to never never land

What if Zoom aroused, is arousing?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I was only gone a few hours and I had to take notes too?

What if not long after that photo was taken QB's car was in that driveway too ?

What if that's a lie cause it was not really QB's actual car- it was a rental?

What if I like my driveway cause it's big and fits lots of scrollers' cars?

What if not so much liking it's bigness in the winter when I have to shovel it?

What if it's okay that Jess likes barbies cause she likes Xena action figures too?


What if I remember not liking Ballerina Barbie cause her crown was permanantly affixed to her head?

What if her toes were also permanantly pointed?

What if that was *gulp* 25ish years ago and I hope they improved her design?

What if I liked my Bionic Woman barbie a lot except that she was bigger than the standard Barbie so had to wear Ken's clothes?

What if I didn't like that then but it's kinda funny now?

What if ewww, I was SUCH a girlie-girl?

What if okay yeah still am?

What if poor Tam's car ?

What if I am wondering if Jubilee's many frappuchinos ended up causing insomnia or not?

What if in my family you were warned "not to give (me) any back talk"?

What if that statement was always accompanied by [i]The Look[/b]?

What if I just tried to imitate The look as I typed that and it made me laugh so hard that I scared the dogs away?

What if tonight I am switching to pineapples?

what if i'd love to stay and what if but the crab, hazelnut & cilantro ravioli in chipotle pasta just arrived?

what if that's my cue to "do my thing"?

what if...later?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

hush little baby, don’t say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
grain of sand
exit light
enter night
take my hand
we’re off to never never land

What if in the time it took me to post that last what if zoom got aroused ?

What if wow that was quick?

What if HI AGAIN LILA

What if i keep meeting Lila in the strangest of places?

What if, do you ever hear from GTG??

What if There is a whole bunch of scrollers who have been a no show at the last 2 boards, and i wonder if they know where to come?

What if, tiki, xenacrazed, sailor moon, donna, robyn, for starters?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I what if just to test my new sig pic jubby JUSt made me like 2 mins ago

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if ravioli makes me aroused?

What if no it doesn't but tortellini kind of does?

What if I've revealed too much?

What if I wonder if lila will be watching the Race surrounded by dozens of pineapples and hacking off pieces with a giant knife as needed?

What if my mother also had a look?

What if I just did it and it felt uncomfortable?

What if I should ask my children if I have a look as well?

What if they tell me not to sass?

What if no, Lila I dind't have insomnia?

What if, well, ok, I stayed up pretty late, but it wasn't because of the frappucino?

What if it was because of Ame and Salem?

what if it was also because of this thread?

What if I think I used up a lot of the caffeine earlier in my night?

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What if, my mom doesn't have a "look" but she has this really annoying thing where she likes to try to guilt me into things?

What if whenever I catch her doing that, I tell her "Mom, you know how you always say Grandma tries to guilt you into things?" and she stops herself?

What if she wrote a paper on my saying this that she read to her english class?

what if I felt rather sheepish for saying that then?

What if it made me feel like a bad daughter?

What if that was just playing into her hands?

What if, really, she said she wasn't trying to make me feel guilty by writing the paper, she just wanted to share how much she was becoming her mother and how I noticed it?

What if I still felt bad for saying it and now I only say it sparingly?

What if I hope I don't try to guilt people into things?

What if oh well if I do, sometimes it needs to be done ?

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What if I also made myself a new sig?

What if I'm posting this to test it?

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What if Yay it worked?

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What if Heitie's image of me watching the Race was not so far off?

What if yay the pineapple was good?

What if I have not heard from GTG in many moons ?

What if she's gone off and become a big rock star?

What if I assumed that you all still heard from her since I am the one without IM anymore?

What if I should not assume?

What if even though I do not hear from her I know she is doing great cause our mutual friend Thaliajen talks to her all the time?

What if nice sig Jubilee?

What if whenever I hear sassy I think of the cat in Homeward Bound?

What if that in turn makes me think of Sally Field?

What if yay, nice sigs Jubilee?

What if I feel sorry for Tams car?

What if I hope it gets better soon?

What if I was just looking at my internet providers homepage to see if there was someplace there I could upload things?

What if I found a homepage application form there?

What if I'm too scared to fill it out because they'd probably charge money?

What if they shouldn't because we already pay them for the internet?

What if I'm still too timid to try it out?

What if I go forever without having my own little place to host sig pics?

What if <insert one of those scenes where the person is walking towards the camera and the background is all black, with signs of places floating by, in my case, places that I can't sign up with to host pictures at here>?

What if i feel like crap?

What if i took another cold and flu tablet?

What if jess can hear our neighbours in their backyard and she is trying to figure out what to put next to the fence so she can stand on it and look over

What if i was a priest in a past life

What if everyone laughs and points when they read that

What if i am about to run out of tissues

What if when i buy some more i get some of them niccccccccccce aloe vera ones that help not dry out around your nose

What if Jess is watching George of the Jungle now?

What if i just kept what ffing for ever and ever?

What if jess was sitting on the kitchen bench earlier, with a necklace (undone) pretending to fish?

What if she didn't catch anything?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I was an executor of sacrifices in a past life?

What if I also could have been a warrior or hunter?

What if that explains my mean streak?

What if it was the same thing as Jubilee?

What if Jess is hilarious?

What if I like it when you're talking to Amethyst and she says something like "I knew Jess was being too quiet.." because you know something funny (well, maybe not funny to Ame ) is going to follow?

What if I'm going to get lunch?

What if Jess is always being naughty when she is too quiet, but when she is being quiet is when your likely to think she is having a nap

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if i thought she was in my bedroom watching ABC kids, but she wasn't, she was in my bedroom pulling the stereo speaker apart.

What if i have patched it up so her father won't notice when he gets home?

What if i go hang some washing on the line

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Jess is yelling out words in Spanish

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if my little cousin is like Jess?

What if shes 4 and a terror?

WHat if no one alive is as bad as she is?

What if I would be glad with a little adventure in my life?

What if my mom ALWAYS says I am rude to her?

What if I'm not and shes just over reacting?

What if its because shes a which to me?

What if my dad is worse?

What if I live in He**?

What if the only person who has it worse is Rellik?

What if I can escape?

What if I am going to escape?

What if I wish I had different parents?

What if I am feeling sorry for myself?

What if I suck it up, and be happy?

What if deep down I'm just a whiner?

What if meh?

what if holy flirking shnit!?

what if i haven't read any what ifs past page 27?

what if i never read the rest because there are just far far far far far far far too many of them?

what if i will have to read them eventually because i can't stand to think of the unbridled hilarity i might be missing out on?

what if i saw Matchbox Twenty?

what if yay me?

what if Rob Thomas looked at me?

what if he rocks my world?

what if i have to go to class now, but i'll be back to read more in a couple of hours?

what if see ya then?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I'm back from lunch?

What if I haven't turned my messenger back on?

What if messenger programs were actual little tiny people in the computer that traveled to other computers with your message?

What if I never turned it on again?