What if I saw When Harry Met Sally with a boy I liked (I don't know) and my father and my father's second wife when I was about 16 or so?

What if the restaurant orgasm scene was very embarrassing under those circumstances?

what if i too are hungered?

what if the bar of (not-so) fruty-bix did nothing!?

what if i checked my enrollment and they said that it was being processed?

what if i left in futility and ran into a girl who claims she knows me and was wanting me to engage in illegal activity with her?

what if i accepted?

what if i'm kinda glad i did, 'cause it just so happens that she had a really hot friend?

what if his name was felix?

what if i had to try REALLY hard not to giggle mornically and say "felix? that's a cat's name isn't it?"?

what if i don't think my attempts at anti-dorkism were completely successful?

what if i know i'll never see him again, but at least he has restored my faith in non-tv humanity?

what if...i don't know?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I'm excited about that Simpsons site that Salem just mentioned?

What if I went to bold just now and typed [Salem]?

heh
what if all i remember of that movie is the resteraunt orgasm scene?

what if we all stopped saying "organic" for a while?

what if i need to buy milk?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if re-heated chinese food is not the greatest?

What if oh well, it will do?

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What if I think I will make a montage?

What if I need to decide a theme?

What if maybe the theme will just come to me?

What if, haha, I sure hope so?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

what if this computer takes a really long time to do anything?

what if everytime i do something, the screen configuration changes?

what if i'm pretty sure it's gonna all be backwards by the end of this post?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if leftover Chinese is a dish best served cold?

What if I can't remember what happened to the tea bag that was in this cup a few minutes ago?

What if I drank it?

What if this movie sounds more and more interesting?

What if I'm wondering what illegal activites Madogis engaged in with this girl?

What if I hardly ever manually do the bold stuff, I always use the clicky thing?

What if I do it manually when I want to bold a long sentence?

What if Jubilee makes a montage of me?

What if it'd be funny if Heitie did drink the tea bag?

what if i suggest iolaus for jubilee's theme?

what if, failing that, i suggest the episode of Who's The Boss Where...on second thoughts, don't worry about it.

what if i happen to like re-heated fried rice?

what if i wish i had some right now?

what if i need rice? any rice? yours!?
>.<

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I have some organic brown rice?

What if you had orgasmic brown rice?

What if Madogis is ravenous after her illegal activity?

What if that raises an eyebrow?

What if in order to make a montage of you, Salem I would have to use one pciture over and over again, as that is the only one available?

What if lol?

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what if i'm tapping out the xena theme on the keyboard?

what if it's really hard to do that and write words at the same time, so i'll just type normally and run the xena theme in my head?

what if i wanted to give this bold thing a go?

what if it fails miserably? *sigh*

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if orgasmic brown rice would be a convenient package of health and relaxation?

What if that didn't make much sense but I likes it anyways?

What if I'm high from the tea bag?

What if I giggled at Heities comment?

What if the same picture of me over and over again would be fun?

What if you also used pictures of Salem the cat?

What if there are other pictures of me on my computer, but none of them are very good?

What if there are pictures of Madogis on my computer?

What if I posted them?

What if they're all funny?

What if there's one where he's standing at the door of her house with the sunlight shining on her and she looks dazed and confused?

What if Madogis goes and does the past life thing?

what if ooh, the bolding worked?

what if i'm always revenous - always?

what if, on that note, i feel bad for joining a Harry Potter fan-fic site just so i could indulge in Draco/Harry...uh..."mischeif", and then i haven't contributed anything myself?

what if i tried, i really tried, but i just can't seem to care?

what if i have however been drawing two certain characters from a certain book i'm involved in, engaging in certain acts?

what if it's not as dirty as it sounds?

what if, at the same time, it kinda is?

what if there's a possibility that Salem might know what i'm talking about, but other wise i'm on my own.

what if don't give me that look.

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Madogis never tells what illegal activities she got up too?

What if she does and I miss it?

What if I think I know what two characters she means?

What if speaking of Draco, apparently he doesn't have gel in his hair for the Prisoner of Azkaban movies, judging by pictures?

What if the certain book is Little House on the Prairie?

What if Madogis is drawing Ma and Pa Ingalls?

what if i'd do the past life thing if i knew what i was looking for?

what if if Salem really wants to post my stunning images all over the scrolls, he's free to do so?

what if he then got Jubilee to somehow splice them with pictures of Spike?

what if that could have sexy results?*underlines "sexy" twice*

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if now I wonder if the Australians will get that Ingalls thing?

What if I don't get it, but then I don't get a lot of things?

What if I giggled at sexy results?

What if I submitted a picture to the Scroller Picture page?

What if Madogis should go to the general forum and click the pastlifes thread?

What if it's probably second from the top?

what if the illegal act was not half as interesting or exciting as what y'all are cooking up in those twisted little minds of yours?

what if i think you'd rather be left with fantastic lies rather than the mundane truth?

what if i asked Salem if he still thought it was ok for me to be involving his favourite Madogis character in such acts?

what if i wondered if he resented me for it, and secretly judged me behind my back?

what if i need therapy?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if no one else knows what you're talking about?

What if you should explain to them?

What if you post the entire thing here in what if form?

What if I post a picture of Iydomi for all to see?