What if, oh geez, Ame, don't get me laughing again?

What if oh the pain?

What if laughing this hard gives me a side ache?

What if GOOD!?

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What if she gave me a dvd and said this one, and the first ep on it is 'Athens City Acedemy of Performing Bards'

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if it really must be a problem, because I had no idea I had a drug problem?

What if Ame got me onto drugs?

What if Jubilee is the ring leader in this whole drug scandal?

What if, yes, you may call me the Godfa...er...Godmother? um...?

What if, ok, ok, I got it, you may call me the Scat woman? heh heh

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What if the fact that Salem has a rampant drug problem causes him to lose his popularity amongst the girlies on the scrolls?

What if, actually, many are attracted to that bad-boy image?

What if but girls, be cautious, he will steal your money to support his habbit?

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What if when I was reading "habbit" in my last post my eyes played tricks with me so that the line read as "But girls be cautious, he will steal your money to support his rabbit?"

What if I got a hilarious image of Salem walking around the scrolls with a bunny rabbit in a cage (the bunny chewing on carrots, many carrots) and Salem stealing money from people to buy the bunny carrots?

What if, oh geez, the laughter has started again?

What if, this could be a sign of sleepiness?

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What if it's true, I will steal your money?

What if I rob senior citizens in the streets?

What if I also sell drugs to children, under the cover that they are "magic pills that will make you like Harry Potter"?

What if the truth finally comes out?

What if everything before this post has been a lie?

What if that's not even my picture on the picture page?

What if I did have a rabbit before?

What if I had lots of rabbits?

What if 'rabbit' is just street for drugs?

What if this is Salem


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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if that was you?

What if we are twins and it is both of us?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Jubilee is our triplet and it is her also?

What if it is what people start to look like if they what if more than 50 times in this thread?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if your appearance changed everytime your Scroll title changed?

What if I'm wondering what Heitie looks like now?

What if 'The Panel' was making fun of Dee's death the other night?

What if I should start getting ready for that party soon?

What if I get ready during the comercial breaks?

What if I'm going to be late because I'm not leaving until Home and Away has finished?

What if I only stay for 20 minutes?

what if i can;t think of anything to what if about but salem is forcing me to?

what if no matter how much i blow my nose i still need to blow it

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if this is my 300th post?

What if yay!?

What if Ame blows her nose right off?

What if woohoo, 300 posts

what if i have a headache now

what if i go to bed early, like 8pm

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I'm all dressed and ready to go?

What if I'm wearing my Gabrielle shirt?

What if I suddenly feel hot?

What if as in heat wise?

What if Gabrielle ups my hotness a notch?

What if haha?

what if salem is hot hehehe

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if that bit about the Harry Potter pills made me sad?

What if I wish everyone could homeschool their children and protect them from nasty people?

What if well, I guess I don't wish the nasty people could homeschool their kids?

What if I do not feel rested?

What if my ex-husband woke me up at 7:30 to help him look for something?

What if he knew he needed it two days ago but chose the morning of to ask me about it?

What if that's ok, but I'm really really sleepy?

What if I don't even remember any dreams from last night since it was so very short and I was so very asleep?

What if lately I have to stay up very late so I'm so exhausted I won't lay in bed mulling over life's difficulties?

What if even at 4am I mulled a little last night?

What if that sounds dirty?

What if it wasn't very dirty at all....very?

What if heh...?

what if 4 hours sleep ain't muchto go on?

what if i'm somewhat miffed that while my exotic ravioli merely arroused, the brown rice was orgasmic?

what if you people are going to have to start going to bed earlier because you're leaving me too many what ifs to read when i wake up?

what if i'm starting to think in what if?

what if i actually what iffed without thnking about it on the football board i post on?

what if i've developed a nasty what if habit?

what if Salem is a nasty what if rabbit?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

hush little baby, don’t say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
grain of sand
exit light
enter night
take my hand
we’re off to never never land

what if i should say bloodyclownboy's exotic ravioli, as it was entirely his creation and i had absolutely nothing to do with it really beside cooking it for dinner last night?

what if that's what he made le for her birthday?

what if i really really want that to be perfectly clear?

what if, please...no more clowns....?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

hush little baby, don’t say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it’s just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
grain of sand
exit light
enter night
take my hand
we’re off to never never land

What if without the ravioli it would've taken a lot more brown rice?

What if when I read something after What If'ing I mentally translate it into What If language?

What if I also do it with tv sometimes if I watch it right away?

What if that's been mentioned but it bears repeating?

What if I have to stop myself from What If'ing at my other household members?

What if I've had a shower and it didn't help to open my eyes so now I should take a little nap?

What if I said "nappy-poo" and made a face like a The Simpsons person when they say "oooo"?

What if yes, nap....now....

What if I didn't mean that last bit to be repeating of form it just turned out that way?