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What if I didn't cook dinner tonight? What if I made sandwiches for the kids because it's really warm and humid? What if now I have 10 tons of dishes and washing them in steamy steamy water is very unpleasant? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if someone gets Salem a huge Bender? What if no matter how I word that it's dirty? What if maybe it's just me? What if it's the cheerleading teacher dream I had last night? What if she's really peppy? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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What if that is so tragic? What if, no seriously it is? What if Salem had a game of scrabble with my friend who is here, so i can get even more housework done? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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What if we were to give Salem an entirely different kind of Christmas present? What if it involved unspeakable things? What if they aren't actually unspeakable though because Amethyst will say anything? What if I found Salem some NC-17 fanfic featuring Zoidberg? What if that would get him even more excited?  So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I forgot to make the Scrabble table private? What if now there's a strange person in there? What if I don't feel comfortable? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if now we can't talk about underpants and things? What if she seems really formal, but nice? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I checked her profile? What if she was a 51 year old Canadian? What if we're all addicted to Scrabble? What if Heitie is up really late playing? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! [This message was edited by Salem on 27 August 2003 at 05:46 AM.] | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if my god, salem is about to win? What if he wishes Nora was here to see it? What if i am gunna have to change my name unless i catch up ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I won, I won!? What if Nora never sees me win? What if she never sees even when I beat her? What if no one sees? What if I don't know if I'm spelling 'sees' right? What if it looks like it needs an ' in there somewhere? What if I write it like se'es? What if that's just plain wrong? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if playing Scrabble to all hours causes one to lose the ability to recognize simple words like "sees"? what i Salem no longer recognizes the words "what" and "if"? what if that would be tragic? what if NC-17 Zoidberg fan fic is inherently wrong? what if i just had to read some punk a-holes at the football board i frequent about their disrespectful attitudes toward the other posters? what if Sheriff zoom (or in this case, Sheriff titanhaid...) rides again? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I watched Boy Meets Boy last night? What if I don't really like his gal pal? What if Wes gives me a huzzzzzzzz? What if I loved the Greek guy on Queer Eye? What if he was not in the least bit attractive to me, but he seemed like such a sweet heart? What if that's how all boys should treat their Mamas? What if I like the people they help a lot more than I like them? What if we called anything we did while getting ready for bed last night zushing? What if I don't know how to spell it, but it tickled me so? What if I needed tickling? What if we expanded our fountain in the back yard and now call it Toadville? What if tiny toads and BIG toads? What if we have 5 goldfish too and so far they have not become toad food? What if we have a really bad squirrel problem and they are eating all of our pecans? What if my 65 year old neighbor is trapping them and has had 2 for dinner? What if I actually like squirrel (yes, I was born in Kentucky) but the idea of eating city squirrel is like eating "Babe" bacon? What if I like watching the World Poker Tour on Discovery? What if I'm catching up on my random "What if?"s ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if you could use Hawaiian in Scrabble? What if Haunaiawoa? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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What if my roomate and I are going to get a fish? What if after this weekend though, since we wont be at the dorms for a couple days? What if we have to get a fish because we can't have anything that can't live under water? What if so unless we can train our cats to live under water, it's fish for us? | ||
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What if ok time to go to class now? What if time to trek accross the fields to the SEC? What if I still can't figure out what the "S" stands for? What if the "EC" stands for "Education Center" but the "S" confuses me? | ||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if Student ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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What if sounds like Jubs is getting used to school? What if Rellik had a fish last year? What if it was one of those fighting fish? What if whats wrong with girls playing video games? What if I stayed up late last night? What I didnt play scrabble? What if thats because no one invited me? What if thats ok cause I suck at it? What if the burn on my face is peeling? What if "oh thats a keeper? What if ewwwww gold Member? What if I go to watch Xena on tv now? What if I hope its a good episode? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I taped an ep of charmed from season 3 i hadn't seen? What if i taped the 2nd part to blue heelers from last week? What if I can't watch either cause Jess is watching the Disney Channel? What if it's flecking cold? What if, maybe i'd warm up if i had on more than my dressing gown? What if Zoom gives Salem a huge Bender? What if any girl is capable of doing so? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
quote: What if I thought that said "all of our pelicans" at first? What if those would be some fierce squirrels? What if I agree about the Greek guy? What if I can't believe Carson says some of the things he does? What if I stayed up all night to play scrabble and to wait for Mars? What if Mars was apparently at its closest in thousands and thousands of years at 5:51am, so I wanted to have a look? What if there's no way I would have gotten up that early so I had to stay up? What if also I wanted to wake the kids up to see it? What if I did around a quarter to 4 because Mars goes behind a tree shortly after that and would be hard for them to see? What if they were delighted to see it? What if really? What if it didn't look that different, but it was the we-saw-it-the-night-it-was-close thing of it? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if scrabble was fun?  What if I won once? What if it never happens again? What if I'm cursed by multiples of the same letter on my rack? What if once I had 4 I's? What if it seemed as if all I's were on my rack? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, that is a strange thing to get tattooed on your rack? What aboout all the U's? What if.... wanna play with me right now? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'd love to play with you, but I'm busy all evening? What if I may be on later? What if nobody get the "I's on my rack" joke? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
quote: What all "U"s are on my rack? What if ouch, that'd be heavy? What if oh "G"s?  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm always quoted when I have a typo? What if GETS? What if  ?What if ha!, U's!? What if I did have U's on my rack? What if bomp chicka bomp? What if I've fallen off the coffee wagon? What if my daughter helped me make some this evening so I let her try it? What if she held the Fiesta teacup in the palm of her hand like some kind of coffee house pro? What if aww? What if I explained that coffee is bad for you if you drink too much? What if this was just a special taste? What if we were talking about lipstick and I asked her if she'd like to have some of her sample kit on right now (a few hours ago, now now)? What if she said "No thanks, it makes me look a bit fancy"? What if she's very tasteful? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if noone who wants to play scrabble is around? what if there are two people on my list, but one is away and one just isn't replying? what if it's something I said? What if I went to the ball game tonight? What if there's awful, there's godawful, and there's that game? What if we left at the top of the fourth when the score was 10-0? So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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