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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if  ?What if a lot of people probably can't spell their pets? What if it's like needing a minute to remember your own phone number because you never call it? What if it's not like that at all? What if it's easier having a c-a-t? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I started a new page? What if *sigh*? What if Ame is clearly some kind of scrabble goddess? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if, thank you heitie, finally someone has appreciated my specialness? What if now i shall go play pictionary with Nouchy & Andy ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it's the first of September? What if I pinch and punch all the Scrollers even if it's not the first of September in their country yet? What if Pictionary was crazy last night? What if I won a few games? What if it makes up for all my embarrassing Scrabble loses? What if all the judges on Australian Idol were particularly harsh to a girl last night and made her cry? What if she was the first one to cry in this stage of the show? What if it looked like Marcia felt bad when she started crying? What if she was yelling at another judge to stop him from making her cry more? What if I tried to vote for someone but I think I kept getting the number wrong? What if I go check the website? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if hazzar! i'm home!? what if, well, not home, but at least back at the scrolls? what if there are to many what ifs for my dodgey internet account to cope with? what if, as such, i think the last ten pages will just have to remain off limits to me? what if i tried going in at page 80 or something, and there was scrabble talk? what if i skipped ahead to the current page and there was STILL scrabble talk? what if seriously, ENOUGH WITH THE SCRABBLE!? what if you all know i'm just saying that because i can't play (see: dodgey internet account)? what if it's been about a week since i what iffed by myself, for myself, and by myself? what if i'm ever so sorry that i can't catch up properly? what if i blame uni for this entire fiasco? what if, could someone take pitty on me and give me a brief overview of the weeks what iffing? what if that'd be much appreciated? what if, ok, that should be enough to prove my loyalty to the scrolls and it's what iffing has not died? what if, see? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Nora won... twice... What if Salem resigned, logged off without saying bye, and never came back? What if i am crying and crying, cause i think we might have unintentionally insulted him? What if I am just paranoid? What if i offer him a donut as a peace offering? What if i offer him 6 cinnamon donuts? What if I just sit her crying instead? What if i thought i was behind on one of my bills.. and when i got a statement i am actually ahead? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if Salem and I now have a special scrabble rule? What if the rule is "if you CAN make the word 'tit' you MUST make the word 'tit' "? What if Salem brings out the juvenile in me, but I have no idea why? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if vacation pics ? what if more vacation pics ? what if okay i'll stop now ? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe  | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I havent what iffed in a while? What if I feel asleep watching a movie last night? What if I didnt get up until 1:30 today? what if lazyyy? What if I think I will have a LOTR fest tonight? What if only one more movie to go? What if that makes me kinda sad? What if ok it makes me reallllllly sad? What if I wish I had a game cube? What if I wish I could play Windwaker? What if I am really bored? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I did make tit in one of the games last night? What if I might go buy a dvd today, just not sure what? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i SWEAR i saw an australian idol contestent yesterday? what if peter? what if (apart from andrew g *drool*) pete is my favourite guy on the show? what if, ok, dicko has his moments also? what if mark "i'm a f*cking pr*ck and i deserve to be drawn and quarted by bull elephants" holden is not a very nice man and has a tendency to ruin entire episodes with his immiture self-indulgent tripe? what if i have an appointment with the travel agent in minus 3 minutes, so i should go now? what if, msn users, please be on line when i come back? what if i'm desperately lonely? what if, ooh, nouchy? what if bah, no time? what if we must flee!? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if you all suck? what if 12 people on my msn list and not ONE person to talk to? what if and six bucks extra for my stinkin' train ticket!? what if six!!? what if i'm hungry - the chocolate frog did nothing? what if it's only taken me 15 minutes to do everything i needed to do at the scrolls? what if, but still no one to talk to? what if i wish i was home and safe where i could be typing stories and the like without a whole bunch of sinister looking kids lookin' over my shoulder? what if i wish i was HOME home? what if maybe i'll switch universities and go back to live at salem's house? what if, whether he likes it or not? what if my friend tam is also going to that university next year, so that's an extra incentive to come home? what if my mum goes there too, so she could drive me? what if no trains for me? what if no stinkin' $6 price hike for me? what if no more dodgey internet access for me ever again!? what if, you know, i'm suddenly liking this plan?  what if SOMEBODY MESSAGE MEEEEEEE!!!! what if...sorry, sorry - i can find something else to amuse me? what if maybe i'll check out that axe collection? what if see ya later...? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if maybe i am not the one who sucks? what if i am thinking about going to college in l.a.? what if justin timberlake is singing about gettin nekid? what if i am the only straight guy who listens to justin timberlake? what if blaaaaaaaah? what if?  Seriously. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What if its funny that Homestar Runner Links Strong Bad... What if thats because I was watching Strong Bad stuff Yesterday? What if hehe Strong Sad contest? What if my brothers start school tommorow? What if AHAHA? What if I go post my dream in Madogis dream thread? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if as soon as I logged Trillian, everyone else logged off? What if it's someting I ate? What if they just don't deserve my specialness? What if I feel isolated now? What if I feel a bit like Captain Jack Sparrow the fourth or fifth time he's thwarted? What if my eye makeup is nothing like his though?  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if 'T' 'I' 'T'? | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if i love 't' 'i' 't' 's'? what if big ones? what if tubular ironic texan substitutes? Seriously. | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i skipped three days of scrolling and only a page of what if's occurred? what if and that even included semi-rare lila997 & Argy contributions? what if despite the fact that Argy's "tit" what if's are barely considerable as "contribution"? what if cuz if you're gonna have "tit" what if's, everyone knows you gotta have "ass" what if's, too? what if my dog is so soft and sweet and loveable in the morning? what if she is other times of the day as well, but moreso and consistently in the a.m.? what if the neighbor dog must've gotten his chain tangled again because he's ben barking non-stop since 6 a.m.? what if i may go on another liberation raid? what if "in the name of carnage and discord, i pillage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"? what if it's way to early and rum-less for battle cries? what if "for the sake of all things clandestine and covert, i lurk like a shirking lizard"? what if lol--the neighbor dog just stopped barking? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? What if I didn't shower this morning? What if but that's ok, I plan to shower after my 10 o'clock class? What if I'm feeling unloved? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if, because like many scrollers, I am a bit of an egomaniac, and I like for people to talk about me? What if and it's surprising that in the close to two weeks I've been unable to have 24hr net access, no one has what iffed about my abscence? What if and this makes me sad? What if does this mean that no one cares a snit about whether or not i'm here? What if ooooh woe is me? What if ok...not really? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I watched part of the film Clash of the Titans last night? What if holy moley it was bad? What if one citizen of Rome or Greece or whatever they were trying to have was running and his little toga flew up? What if he was wearing those 1980 jogging shorts under it? What if they were navy blue with that white trim? What if the rest of the film was as good? What if we turned it off for a while to read Harry Potter with the kids and when we turned it back on there was a mechanical owl that was trying to be R2D2 or Tweeky or something? What if also Professor McGonagall was on Mount Olympus arguing for her son? What if she was there before but I didn't realize who she was until after the break? What if I have a boo-boo on my finger that makes it hard to type? What if I was cutting my ex's hair and I nipped my knuckle? Whaf if knuckles are key to the typing process? What if I also saw Panic Room this weekend? What if it was quite good, if a bit tense? What if I can't figure out why the daughter needed both sugar and an injection? What if I apparently know less of sugar imbalances than I'd thought? What if I guess the injection could've been some kind of sugar thing but I thought those were given orally? What if paramedic school was a loooong time ago? What if I was awakened this morning by my kids yelling at each other? What if they were arguing over the computer, or a mean face one of them made, or something? What if the computer's in my room so they were like 5 feet away from my sleepy little head? What if now they're arguing about the toy plane? What if she's got tons of toys but they always have to have the thing the other one wants? What if I take everything away and let them play with mud and rocks? What if they use them to build a small shed or a nice barbecue? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if back to work after a long weekend? What if I rode my motorcycles a lot? What if Texas kicked NM's ass!!!!! What if I slept way too much yesterday? What if ew it's like Monday? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
quote: what if jubs jubs jubs? what if jubbi-jubilee? what if annie banannie? what if jubianniebanannielee? Seriously. | |||
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