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What if that Graffiti game was fun? What if it would've been better if we didn't have an empty seat? What if people kept coming in before it was made private? What if Argy booted someone out? What if hehe, Scrabble Whore? What if the dominoes game confuses me? What if I win sometimes, but still don't know what I'm doing? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I lost a scrabble game to Ame? What if we agreed the loser had to do a What If post using five words from the board? What if she could've been sassy, but wasn't? What if the origins of Scrabble would be interesting to know? What if the Queen came and played Scrabble with us? What if her first word was groans? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if Salem wore a bra today and he looked like crap so went all shy and then went swimming in the streams? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if such trivia about beaters and skids, belongs in an Arena ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I've been playing one player yahoo games? What if they mostly involve grouping colours together? What if one game made me feel stupid? What if it was because I was taking too long, so it started flashing where I could go next? What if I'm playing Scrabble with Argy? What if we're almost done? What if tits saved our game? What if look? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I just checked my Netflix Recommendations? What if it recommends The Wizard of Oz? What if lol, no kidding? What if I think they don't know what to make of my taste in films so they went with the default? What if people rent really weird combinations and they panic and say "ack! uuuh... put Wizard of Oz!"? What if I wonder how many people say "Really? Is it any good?"? What if some kids say "A wizard? Is it like Harry Potter?"? What if I'm really sleepy? What if it's kind of cold this morning and I had to put on a dressing gown? What if heh, dressing gown? What if this cold snap makes me think the fall leaves twisty dance is closer than expected? What if the cold makes the leaves separate from the tree's nutrient supply and the sugar in them metabolizes and turns lovely reds and oranges? What if I think? What if I remember that from high school? What if that's all I remember from high school? What if there are a few other things but I doubt their veracity? What if unfortunately the term "teacher" is all too often used very loosely? What if people think my fine (sometimes) grammar is the work of my teachers? What if I did this myself and with the help of my parents, muchacho? What if or muchacha, as the case may be? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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quote: What if that's freaking hilarious? What if you guys were playing with a lot of tits? What if and I missed it? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if we posted at the same time? What if we were both staring at the screen with squinty eyes, checking for errors at the same time also? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if Salem called me a 'punt' during Scrabble? What if I was insulted? What if I suspect he has a speech impediment? What if he hit his head on the keyboard because he used six letters and then realised he could've used all seven? What if I was impressed that he could find a use for six? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my squinty eyes missed an error and I had to go back? What if I was laughing just now and my daughter asked if my friend told a joke? What if she said it's weird that you can have a joke with no sound effects? What if maybe we should have the tv off more? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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What if everyone goes and plays 'Diamond Mine' on skill level one, so they too can feel stupid? What if skill level two and three have a time limit? What if the game explodes when the time is up? What if I could have called Argy a 'gunt'? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if I want to go feel stupid but I'm too dumb to figure out how to get there? What if mission accomplished then, I guess? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I found it? What if it's really hard? What if it does this sparkly thing that reminds me of The Ring? What if I'm obssessed with The Ring? What if it's not because of Naomi Watts? What if I mean it's not just because of Naomi Watts? What if she was totally believable in that role so I'd be a little freaked if I met her? What if and she was the good guy? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I should see The Ring? What if I'd be too scared to watch it though? What if I watched with the lights on and some sort of weapon? What if I probably should have provided a link to the Diamond game? What if it's too late now? What if I could edit it in, and then people who read this later will think Heitie is more stupid for not being able to get to the game when there's a direct link, but I'm not that cruel? What if some of those one player Yahoo games are fun? What if the multiplayer ones are fun too? What if it's almost 1am? What if this little kitten needs sleep? What if that sounds far too familiar? What if PS, 600 posts Heitie has reached? What if hooray!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if Rellik is now gone? What if I cant believe Salem just posted? What if it would be cool if he was still on line? What if hes not? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What if my friend Alex is gone? What if I am the only one left in ottawa? What if I am going away soon.... soon... What if I'll see everyone on line soon? What if I go play computer games by myself? What if I just go back to bed? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if thanks for not editing, Salem? What if every time I'm sure there are no more matches it blinks at me as if to say "duh, right here!"? What if then I'm all "oh, sorry", click-click? What if yay!, 600 posts!? What if I typed "60 pots" first? What if this little Heitie needs sleep? What if Salem has to watch The Ring? What if he, like my ex-husband, is not freaked out in the least? What if he is and he curses my name? What if....*shudder*...curses? What if he clutches the remote the entire length of the movie? What if I slept with a nail clippers in my hand last night for protection? What if by which I mean this morning because freaky movies do little to lessen insomnia? What if the scary subject of the film would be repelled by neither remote nor clippers? What if that's why it's so scary? What if I need my villains to shrink away from a good remoting? --What if my proofreading skills are not skills at all? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson [This message was edited by Heitie on 28 August 2003 at 01:42 PM.] | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if 'nail clippers'? What if, strange choice of weapon? What if you were attacked by a giant hang nail? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it fits in your hand and doesn't leave a mark on the sheets like a pen does? What if also I lost my pepper spray? What if pepper spray doesn't work on monsters anyway? What if maybe the clippers would confuse them? What if I stand there making soft yet determined clicking noises and they just back away? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if for a second I thought the bold were in Shawn's post meant there was a link? What if I was afraid to see what the link led to? What if I still feel a little stupid but it seems funny enough to share anyway? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
quote: What if you also did a little Spanish dance? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if good thinking, better safe than sorry? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if you sleep with a clubbing rock under your pillow? what if, handy in the event a rampaging baby seal attacks in the night? what if we start a "nail-clipper control" debate in FC? what if, well, you can't fly with one in your purse or poclet anymore, so there is substantial control already? what if i suppose maybe if you could hijack a plane with a nail clipper you could ward off a potential nocturnal attacker as well? what if i think either is highly unlikely? what if i think ether is highly...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I have the big MagLite under my pillow, and that's kind of a club? What if it's enormous and yields a fair protection, but it's not easy to have it in one's hand and sleep at the same time? What if sometimes you need a light hand weapon for getting-to-sleep purposes? What if I had a steak knife when I was younger, but with the kids...? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if Kurt Loder is still on MTV? What if that is bizarre? What if he's sold his soul to Satan to stay on MTV? What if Viacom exec tried to sell his or her soul to Satan but had to give Kurt Loder a lifetime contract instead? what if the videos nominated for the VMA were only played on MTV a grand total of 5 times each?  So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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