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What if I saw a lady with twin babies tonight? What if she was getting a bit short on patience because they were both hungry and crying? What if it's rather futile to tell mewling infants to be patient when you're working as fast as you can to mix formula? What if I'd probably be the same way in that situation? What if it took me awhile to figure out if the woman or the pubescent girl (presumably her daughter) with her was the mother of the twins?  | |||
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What if I started a new page? What if it's my first what if new page? | |||
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What if I should be sleeping? What if I can stay horizontal cause i injured my neck/shoulder today? What if ouch, I need to see a doctor tomorrow? What if until then I am sitting up in bed with the laptop not sleeping and catching up on What ifs? What if I have never been to Utah or Nevada? What if but now I am in awe of them? What if also in awe of Tam's photography? What if I wanna know what kind of camera Tam has? What if I enroll in a photography course? What if but not till I fix this neck thing and stop walking around like Frankenstein?  | |||
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What if sheesh, I'm kinda whiny tonight,huh? What if ...sorry? | |||
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what if i feel like whining too? what if i have cramps? what if i don't wanna go to work today? what if i just got back from vacation so i have too? what if i thank lila?  what if i hope she feels better soon? what if i took those pix with a nikon coolpix 995? what if i'm still waiting for my 35 mm photos to be developed? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe  | |||
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what if ooh lila997--sorry about the neck--get that checked out & fixed up, eh? what if i stayed up way to late watching a very bad movie, and i don't want to go to wrok this morning either? what if i'm the boss, i haven't been on vacation since March and i still can't take off? what if soon though, very soon...? what if i sent Argy an email last week that i hope she's gotten? what if i bought a pair of Doc Matens for $17 last weekend? what if and they were actualy quite cool and not the usual outlandish Elton-John-as-Pinball-Wizard ones that you usually find on sale? what if i can now sheetrock repair to my list of many skills? what if practice makes perfect? what if nearly perfect? what if having the proper tools for the job would've added greatly to the perfection potential? what if but i like to be creative a home repair crisis--it gets my juices flowing? what if, and no, we can't repair sheetrock with my juices? what if wow--it's already Wednesday? what if yay short week? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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what if of course there should be an "r" in Martens? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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What if I wish lila a speedy recovery cuz that can't be fun? What if I would be a total bitch because I can't sleep sitting up? What if welcome back Tam? What if I agree, you take wonderful photos? What if I'm going to the race track tonight to watch my gf's father's horse run and hopefully win? What if I love the horse races? What if I used to work at a horse track? What if we have what seems like millions of tadpoles in our fountain? What if turned into some freaky Hitchcock movie and Suzanne Pleshette was smothered by toads? What if I always had a crush on Suzanne Pleshette? What if she's getting married to Tom Poston? What if Christina Agulerra laid off the Mystic Tan for a day or so? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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what if your tadpole pond is prime West Nile virus-bearing mosquito breeding ground? what if if the neighborhood birds start dying...well, i'll light a candle for you? what if every time i think of West Nile virus, i sing West Nile fe-vah... a la Ted Nugent? what if i have a hard time taking the West Nile virus seriously? what if, yes i know people have died, but sometimes i think we as human have altered our own evolution with the usage of our big brains, and some natural selection every now and then ain't necessarily a bad thing? what if wow, where did that come from? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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what if thanks again? what if mary chapin carpenter, dar williams, patty griffin and shawn colvin are playing in baltimore next month? what if i can't get my gf to answer her phone so we can discuss buying tickets? what if they're playing on a monday night? what if i'm afraid my gf won't go b/c she has class on monday night? what if i just have to go without her? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe | |||
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What if i don't think I have what iffed in a while? What if I can't think of anything to what if? What if the very second i got online, said hi to zoom, she logged off? What if I'm scary like that? What if Mons is still around, so either she's tough, or she's scarier than i am? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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What if I saw my first ad for the new Survivor coming soon? What if move to America whenever there is a new Survivor on? What if that way I won't be a week or two behind and I'd be able to go read the Survivor topic that usually arrives without fear of being spoiled? What if Survivor should be on at the same time as it is in America, or one day after? What if I should be grateful that they aren't shoving another dreadful Australian version of Survivor down my throat? What if, I don't mean the second series of Survivor in the Australian Outback, but the stupid Australian made version that was in South Australia? What if I swear Amazon.com used to have the Wind Waker soundtrack for sale, but now they don't? What if I was actually considering thinking about buying it? What if *sigh*? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if my girlfriend just left for los angeles? what if i wont see her, besides xmas and thanksgiving, for 365 days? what if i am a sad sad guy? what if i rented a videogame to keep my mind off of things? what if i rented F-Zero GX? what if i had beaten wind waker already? what if i thought it was too easy, and i didnt die once during the whole thing? what if salem has never seen any pictures of link in soul calibur 2 ? what if talking about videogames really isnt working for me? what if jubilee was my new gf? what if that probly wouldnt happen, lol? what if lol? what if i called up Russia, asked who ever picked up the phone "are you in a hurry?" and when they replied i said "then why are you RUSSIAN?????" ? what if that joke cracks me up every time? what if it was my first time here?  Seriously. | |||
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What if Salem and I are playing gin? What if neither of us really knows how to play? What if we are struggling not only with the rules but the mechanics? What if it's kind of fun to do something new? What if we were to bet that the loser has to change his/her scroll handle for three days? | |||
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What if I played two games of Scrabble with Ame tonight? What if I won 50% of the games we played? What if it made me feel better after losing every Gin game to Nora? What if I only got points once? What if I'm a horrible Gin player? What if, what can someone who plays Gin be called? What if Ginner doesn't sound cool like Scrabbler? What if I have no idea when Soul Caliber 2 comes out here, but I do plan on getting it? What if it probably won't get advertised much here, if at all? What if I downloaded the US commercial for it though, with Link, though I assume there are two others for the X-Box and PS2 versions? What if I just did a Harry Potter match maker quiz? What if how cool am I? What if the test doesn't ask for your gender or prefernces, so male and female characters are in the results together? What if the test seems to think I'd be best suited with Severus Snape? What if the second best match for me is Voldemort? What if there's an odd jump to Harry for position three? What if that last what if doesn't sound right? What if Hermione is the first female at number 10? What if Cho Chang was number 11? What if crazy test? What if you're all probably dying to see who you're best matched with, so you can by clicking here? What if, don't worry, you won't upset me by not bothering with it? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if that lady, Jo, that's been on The Panel is on my TV for some reason? What if it's that business show she hosts? What if I thought it was on Sunday mornings? What if this is a repeat? What if Kath & Kim was on tonight? What if it was my favourite episode? What if mostly because of the hens night, and the events after the cocktails? What if new episodes start in two weeks!? What if I just had a horrible thought? What if they put Survivor on at the same time as Kath & Kim? What if no...th-they wouldn't...? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if today's the first day of my senior year? What if we seem to start school really late and I enjoy that? What if I'm not looking forward to having Calculus first period every day except Thursday?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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What if I got 1.Harry 2.Sirius Black 3.Albus Dumbledore 4.Remus Lupin 5. Neville Longbottom 6. Minerva McGonagall 7.Hermione 8.Ron...? What if heh, Professor McGonagall's my first female? What if I'm strangely pleased? What if the test spelled McGonagall with one L? What if the new Survivor looks awfully neat? What if it's about time the people were at least somewhat unprepared? What if they should do a show in a cold place or possibly a temperate one? What if the tropics theme is getting old? What if I haven't played Tropico in a while? --What if I had to edit because I spelled Hermione wrong? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson [This message was edited by Heitie on 04 September 2003 at 05:57 PM.] | |||
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what if 1)harry potter 2)hermione granger 3)minerva mcgonnagall 4)neville longbottom 5)ron weasley 6)narcissa malfoy 7)albus dumbledore 8)voldemort 9)draco malfoy 10)remus lupin 11)serius black 12)gilderoy lockhart 13)percy weasley 14)fleur delacour 15)lavender brown 16)lucius malfoy 17)severus snape 18)fred/george weasley (both?) 19)cho chang ? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe | |||
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what if people start speaking in tongues? what if 1.)dial 911 2.)call their mothers 3.)draw blood and do toxicology screen 4.)assume it's some form of religious ecstacy and light a candle 5.)do google searchs of the words in their odd language, hoping for clues 6.)hold their tongues down with a spoon 7.)douse them with a bucket of cold water 8.)back slowly out of the what if thread? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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What if I wonder how Tam got girls higher on her list? What if I take it again later, this time leaving no uncertain answers? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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What if zoom would understand the tongues if she were paying attention? What if I started to type something about scolding her for not paying attention but I said "scald"? What if scalding someone for not paying attention seems severe, particularly after a long work day? What if that's one of those typing things you laugh and laugh about but nobody around you understands? What if I'm glad I don't work in an office? What if some of the more erotic fan fiction has a "Do not read at work!" warning? What if what the hell? What if I can't see reading erotic fiction at all while surrounded by acquaintances and strangers? What if I've just been listening to Margaret Cho and I feel very very unfunny? What if there must be a word for "unfunny" that isn't "unfunny" itself? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if #1 Cho Chang #2 Fleur Delacour #3 Lavender Brown #4 Fred/George Weasley (what's the difference anyway..?) #5 Draco Malfoy #6 Gilderoy Lockhart #7 Albus Dumbledore #8 Minerva McGonnagal #9 Narcissa Malfoy #10 Ron Weasley #11 Sirius Black #12 Voldemort #13 Hermione Granger #14 Lucius Malfoy #15 Neville Longbottom #16 Percy Weasley #17 Remus Lupin #18 Harry Potter #19 Severus Snape What if my first male was the twins at number 4? What if, ohh twice the fun! ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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quote: 1) what if it's not really an emergency? 2) what if my mother only speaks english? 3) what if i already know i have high LDL? 4) what if ooooh fire? 5) what if i'm sure there's a gaggle of harry potter sites? 6) wad ip by ton won wuk? 7) what if 'HEY!'? 8) what if it was something i said? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe ~ maroon 5 | |||
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