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What if I just looked up Sandy Duncan and apparently the eye is sightless, but not glass? What if I owe an apology to the glass eye industry, and possibly to Ms Duncan? What if still, Sammy Davis Jr's was pretty obvious? | |||
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What if I at least know who Sammy Davis Jr is? What if he was the Caterpillar in my favourite version of Alice in Wonderland? What if I feel like watching that now?  | |||
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What if I don't know how to describe who Sandy Duncan is? What if the Wheat Thins were years ago and I doubt they had them in Australia? What if I wonder if Salem has seen Roots and/or the show Valerie's Family (after Rhoda left it and they changed the name, later The Hogan Family). | |||
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What if I haven't seen either of those shows? What if Sandy Duncan did a voice in The Fox and the Hound? What if I've seen that? What if that doesn't really count? What if even if Wheat Thins had been here, I probably wouldn't have known? | |||
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What if  ?What if Wheat Thins are a cracker and she used to be on the commercials? What if I wonder if Australian actors become associated with products they endorse/advertise as well? What if like Florence Henderson and her Wesson oil? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if she looks familiar, but I don't know where from? What if I can't think of any Aussie actors and assosciate them with commercials? What if someone else probably could though? What if I associate commercial actors to shows they've been in? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I go to sleep now? What if I wish I could orb into bed? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I don't know what orbing is? What if I assume it's like teleporting? What if it involves being invisible so you can avoid the leering eyes of posters and magazine people? What if g'night?  | |||
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what if Peter Falk also has a glass eye? what if Salem may not know who he is either due to the age thing? what if he does, due to the fact that Peter Falk played the grandfather in The Princess Bride? what if reading the telepromter always makes news anchors look like they have a bad eye? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if now I'm going to watch the news specifically to watch for the pseudo-bad eyes? What if I feel self-conscious that you all know where my local station's website is? What if not really? What if I just got some palm wax candles in the mail? What if I love palm wax? What if I'm sure I'll find out that it's worse than parafin, but I hope not? What if when it melts and gets on something it cools in such a way that it just lifts right off? What if plus they were on sale? What if my living room smells like pine trees? What if that's odd for summer, but it makes me think of cooler weather? | |||
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What if my Uncle Peter has a glass eye? What if he is my dad's brother? What if it freaked me out as a child? What if as a chil i beleived my toys to watch me as i slept? What if mummy tells me i used to pull the eyes off toys so they couldn;t watch me? WHat if now i know why some of my childhood toys are without facial features? What if I just pounced on Zoom? What if i start bolding names? What if i can't be bothered? What if that is due to my antisocial nature I have, since the personality quiz told me so? What if I bought Salem a HUGE poster of Sandra Sully and put it on his bedroom wall so she could stare at him while he puts on his socks? What if.. what to have for breakfast? What if, i thought there would be more pages than this? What if, where has Jubileee been? What if, no posts from Jubs at all since i went to sleep? ========================  What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing?? | |||
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what if i tried to pounce first but i typed too long a pouncing message? what if that's what i get for trying to be clever? what if my stomach is fairly well tanned for the first time in 20 years? what if, man i need to do some crunches? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if WOW you people what iffed a lot while I was at work? What if it took forever to catch up again? What I won't have that problem for a while cause I am on vacation now? What if YAY? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I now comment on a few of the overnight what ifs? What if I just watched an E! True Hollywood Story of Shannen and wonder if Ame has seen it? What if it was sorta interesting? What if I replace the you-can-see-my-bra photo with a pic of a flying fox instead? What if  ? | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if I had to work today? What if this is the first time I've been to work here in over a month? What if, in WAY over a month, maybe a month and a half? What if I almost forgot how to work teh cash register? What if now I have to work on the mailing list? What if, hey Ame are you around? What if I wish I had messenger here, it would be much better for talking to people? What if Ame or anyone, want to play a yahoo game? What if I can play those at work because this computer doesn't suck like my one at home? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if the flying fox that buzzed the tower (my head) seemed bigger than that photo looks? What if ahhh HA! Flying Fox ;Scientific Name: Pteropus scapulatus Home: Tropical rainforests of northeastern Australia and Southeast Asian islands, high up in the trees Description:Small, dog-like face and eyes, reddish brown fur, leathery black wings, black nose, wing span up to 79 inches, weighs up to 53 oz.? What if I *knew* it was ginormous!!? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if me thinks Lila is off her rocker? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if *esh* I have to work on this damn mailing list? what if I don't see why I should have to do this, everyone else has been working here all month, shouldn't I just get to sit here and play monopoly online? What if, whistle while I work? What if, actually I think I'll put in the Rogers and Hammerstein CD? What if I reeeaally want to copy that? What if I take it home with me tonight and bring it back on saturday when I work? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if people need to write their names more clearly, because something that looks like Mirdnak for someone's first name, just doesn't seem right? What if I am spelling everyone's names wrong and I end up messing everything up? What if eep!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I can't say I objected to the bra picture, but that flying fox is super adorable? What if I don't usually say "super", but it is so I did? What if Big Brother and Cupid are both on tonight? What if Robert A. is totally going home? What if I hope so because he makes me uncomfortable? What if that one blond guy does also? What if ooo, Queer Eye is on at 10? What if I have a full evening ahead of me? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if, lousy stinking customers? What if people think I really dislike my job, when I don't, it's just stupid hot in here, and I don't want to be here right now? What if there are things I'd rather be doing? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I am playing yahoo pyramids, cause its a single person game? What if i am damned good at it? What if I just ate every single piece of cheese in the house? What if i feel like some cheesecake? What if I feel like inviting everyone over to my house for cheesecake and coffee and some season 3 dvd watching? What if we all watch porn instead? What if it turns into a big orgy? What if only girls turn up? What if only girls and salem turn up, and salem gets excited at the thought? What if Joey can't turn up, so he just peers through the window taking pictures? ======================== What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing?? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if, Ame are you still here? What if wanna play a game? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Sory babe, no can do, i play a canasta tournament very shortly? What if, i wonder if Ully is still about? ======================== What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing?? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if psch...sure sure, whatever? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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