Its almost Christmas time and I'm in the mood
So I'm going to post a Xmas challenge over which to brood
Put Xena and Gabs in a situation
Thats Xmasy in contemplation
Just keep it simple and not too lewd

Xena and Gabs slept on the rug before the fire
When Santa pops in and he's ready to sire
Xena's all up for the job
And boy did Santa's heart throb
But up Gabs jumps and screams a woeful.. "Liar!"

"'Soulmate's' you said" she tearfully cried
While Xena shook her head and vehemently denied
But Santa intejected...
"Gabby, don't feel rejected
There's room for you both on this Santa ride"

A Merry Christmas was thus set to pass in the Xenaverse
Even Gabs was tolerable, or at least could have been worse
Eggnog was had by all
And out in the reindeers' stall
Joxer slept happily while Auto stole his purse

Xena got Gabby a present
On Christmas Day she served up pheasant
When she asked Gab gently
"What have you got for me?"
Gab cried poor, saying she was a peasant

As usual.

T'was Joxer and Gabs standing below
That damnable stuff we call mistletoe
Joxer readied to kiss
Gabs backed off with a hiss
And poor Joxer stumbled forward, stubbing his toe

i'm tired and i'm grumpy as hell
my feet hurt, and they're starting to swell
think i'll draw a hot bath
rum + tonic = my kind of math
won't be long til i'm feeling quite well

Xmas means time to watch A Solstice carol
And also drink beer by the barrel
To eat prawns and seafood
Cause i'm always in the mood
And wonder if Argy will dress in Santa apparel

I'd like to unwrap Ares on Christmas Day
Then maybe a roll in the hay
We drink lots beer
And spread lotsa cheer
And bitch Gabby never buys Xena anything, waddya say?

Let's do a limmy
About Xena's Akemi
How she taught her the pinch
Without thinking an inch
And took years to teach it to gabby

I sing a song of Alti
BBQ her and she tastes salty
A little Gabby sauce
Then feed em both to Argo the horse
Cause the mixture tastes quite malty

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Originally posted by the omnipompous:
think i'll draw a hot bath
rum + tonic = my kind of math

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"Bath" and "math" do not rhyme here in Oz
And I'll tell you why, it's becoz
"Bath" has an "ah" sound
"Math" sounds like "at", I've found
So stick that one right up your snoz!

I seem to have the limerick curse
If i do more, it might dispurse
Maybe I'll just chakram off gabby's head
KILL HER, KILL HER, kill her dead
Then let her ride in a herse

Lets do a lim about a bath
And stick Gabby on a shaf-t
Roast her on a spit
Cook her quite a bit
And then we can laugh and laugh

Let me be the first one who's said
Lims have gone right to poor ol' Ame's
While chatting with me
She went and wrote three
They were all about killing Gab dead

think i'll draw a hot bath
rum + tonic = my kind of math


so in Oz this doesn't quite rhyme
well, it was written here in Central Standard Time
guess i took the wrong occasion
to create a math equation
anyway, it should've been rum+tonic+lime!

the reason i'm happy and gay
is certainly easy to say
it's been a long week
so busy i could freak
but now i thank the gods that it's Friday!!

This is a limerick about Eyezoom
Who after much beer started to swoon
She did a double backflip
And on her beer bottle did trip
Singing..*no gab bashing before noon*

i'm here, so don't say i'm tardy
never one to miss out on a party
but i'm not having beer
rum & tonic for me, dear
beer tends to make me quite farty

Beer can make eyezoom fart
So please, people, just have a heart
Serve her rum and tonic
Our else like Hedgehog Sonic
She will tear the screen apart

I've been sitting here today
Wondering about new Years Day
Will I be able to get a babysitter
So I can drink a heap of Victoria Bitter
Ever more than i did Xmas Day

a Great Dane and my aunt Jessie's poodle
along with a mutt name of Noodle
chased our neighbor Kaboodle's cat
til he was so tired he fell down flat
then, the Dane ate the whole Kitten Kaboodle


i am now leaving to check in for a nice long weekend at Ame & Sara's lobotomy clinic...

i thought I would lim as a scroll guardian
The try and get to page sixteen.. and then
we will make this the longest thread ever
no one will ever beat this.. NEVER
But I will stop, if you tell me when

This thread is becoming a lump
Like a camel with only one hump
You all need to post
So it has lotsa replies..THE MOST!
I'll give it one big hefty BUMP

The "old bald fat guy" did quite a bump
to get us ficturs off our limerick stump
and so i'm in here to try
to see what time we can buy
for the thread where on scabby we can dump