poor Ame is feeling distressed
home decorating has with her mind messed
she has so many choices
she's hearing weird voices
dark or light roof? it's all got her stressed

The doors - should they be blue or red?
Or maybe a yellow, instead?
Should windows be green
With a purplish sheen?
It's too much for Ame's little head!

Aussies were making me sick
Each one had a great hottie pic
So I made my own
Of a scroller, who's known
To be "more of a treat than a trick"

I am trying to decide whether to laugh
Covering my mouth incase it's a barf
Now Argy if we wanna start doing pics like that
I'll have to make a sig of you, the xena video, and the cat
Now i'll have to give you a spank and a half

what smokin' hotties from Oz!
surely you must face many ooh's and ah's
i've never, ever seen a
finer Amazon and Xena
you must have made the Mardi Gras revelers pause!

You know that it really can vex us
When Aussies see hotties from Texas
You put us to shame
And make us seem tame
With beauty that simply perplexes

How I EVER rhymed that, I'll never know! It being 2:30 am in Oz might have something to do with it.

This morning I need to get a little rhyming fix
Its been so long since writing a limerick
I'm going away
For more than seven-day
But I'll be back to regular scrolling real quick

tis true there's nuthin more vexin'
than a crazy Xenite Subtexan
but it's not the beauty
but the Jagermeister, see?
that's the root & the source of our hexin'

[ September 06, 2001: Message edited by: Ms Z ]

Scrollers from Texas are hot
I tell you, they have got the lot
Both beauty and brains
The question remains
How can I get to that cool spot?!

now here's a day to celebrate "bashing"
watching large men into each other crashing
that's right y'all
it's opening day of football
now i'm off to my television dashing

GO TITANS!!!

[ September 09, 2001: Message edited by: ahoy maties ]

It's been a while since I have done a lim
About a certain blonde with a brain so dim
If there was two of her
It would incur
That not a brain was there between 'em

The football is finishing here
Soon they'll play the last game of the year
I don't know who's playing
Some clubs were not staying
They killed off my poor team, I fear

Go the non-existant Tigers!

It's twenty past two in the morning
And though I am already yawning
I cannot say "Bye"
I will scroll 'til I die
I'll probably see the sun dawning

Seraphin gives me the shits
She really does get on my tits
Not the scroller, who rocks
One who says she's Dahak's
It's true, I just hate her to bits

I'm the only one rhyming today
Was the only one here yesterday
A thread of my own
I'm here all alone
Won't anyone else come and play?

I'll do a lim about your sig pic
I remember when he did neighbours(silly prick)
He has some weird stuff in Priscilla
LA Confidental proformance was stellar
Well, ok, he has dark hair like Mick

see Argy you aren't all alone
Ame & i hav surely shown
a willingness to rhyme
at any given time
so your whining you'll have to postone!

I like a good whine, that is true
Of course I do, come on, don't you?
A good wine with dinner
Is truly a winner
So why not have one scrolling too?

It's about time to give this thread a boost
Show everyone this thread is the rules of the roost
Limericking needs to be bought back to the scrolls
Come on guys, you know its a part of our souls
Drinking my OJ that i have just juiced


(i know, i am waaaaaaaayyyyyy out of practise)

[sarcasm]
Somebody loves me, it's true
They wrote a thread out of the blue
I'm just so darn cute
And funny, to boot
Quite honestly, why wouldn't you?
[/sarcasm]

I love the Argy in many ways
After seeing her I am in a haze
Australian Pie is superb and really delicious
My girl Argy is Bootylicious
Loving Argy is a wonderful craze

well i guess that this thread has been laggin'
but we're back on the limerick wagon
we'll give it a shove
with all this talk of love
and soon a 7th page we'll be braggin'

(geez--i'm kinda rusty, too...)

Stand back and give a gal room
While I love my Ame and my zoom
Both are so nice
Like sugar and spice
They really make my heart boom

Well this is my very first port of call
Since being away I'm now back proud and tall
Ready to rhyme away
Through the night and day
Or at least until its time to go to the mall

looks like I'm out of practice too Ame

My car broke down while travelling through Sydney
And for two weeks I was without wheels in Grafton city
1800 bucks later
I'm on the road feeling greater
But for that price I coulda bought a new kidney!