If a blind chicken can find a little grain
Then there's hope yet for a Kraut insane
To diss Harry Potter
is the mark of a rotter
But admirable for one in pain





"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself."

Ethel Barrymore

oh wow- post 200 was mine
and I even started page nine
My gift to zoom and Ully
That HP the main page don't sully
There it goes to the end of the line





"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself."

Ethel Barrymore

Ah how comforting it is to see
People who dislike Harry Potter as much as me
With lims just a'roarin'
See the Potter story get lost in the forum
That'd make this a Merry Christmas indeed.

God I need to lim more.

I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


Only in dreams, we see what it means
Reach out our hands, hold on to hers
But when we wake, it's all been erased

And so it seems
Only in dreams

your tardiness we won't deride
as long as you offer a limerick snide
a distaste we here carry
for that wiz kid named Harry
on the main page his thread won't abide

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

Go home; there are thousands more like me.

Sara McKillin' craved a pizza to eat
She wanted one with cheese and meat
Dominos and Papa Johns were out
TJ's Wings and Things she did doubt
Denton after midnight is no treat





"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself."

Ethel Barrymore

the action in this forum ain't stoppin'
and it's good to see FF&P hoppin'
i figured you'd gladly receive
a limerick this St. Patty's Eve
now off to read poems about Scrollers' cherry-poppin'

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that.

i'm wearing my wild Irish grin
and waiting for St. Pat's to begin
i've plenty o' Bushmills
for sips and for swills
and i'm ready for a scrap to get in

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that.

At my house there's tons of O'Douls
And those who don't drink it are tools
We've got 40's of Mickey's
Though those can get tricky
They'll make ya fall right off the stool

lol I do need to lim more, jeez.

I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

We're on a road to nowhere...

The limerick thread! she is back!
I will not cry alas and alack
I will visit her oft
For she is plump and soft
And she gives my round tushy a smack

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Who did you think I would be? - HA! - well you got me instead.

tis St. Pat's, i'll jig & i'll dance
and give a shot of Bushmill's a chance
to slide down my throat
while i sing an off note
for today i sport green underpants!

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that.

Twas St. Pat's and I searched for a beer
But the situation turned a bit queer
4 bucks for a cover is cheap
But doubled by one beer it gets steep
So Beerless I left shedding a tear





"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

Captain Jack Sparrow

no beer on St. Pats? tis a sin!
the horror of every Murphy and Finn
tis a terible fate
it makes me irate
next time borrow 5 bucks from your kin.

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that.

I did not drink beer on St Pats'
But I'm thinking I shoulda, so -- RATS!
There's one thing to do
So I don't feel so blue
And that's go out and kill me some cats



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Who did you think I would be? - HA! - well you got me instead.

when Callisto did Perdicus slay
i just loved what she had to say
she could not have been meaner
without killing Xenar
"that'll do," and she was off and away...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that.

it seems like every poetic entity
in the FF&P vicinity
has sat down and writ
some interesting bit
about how they lost their virginity

(...and they did it without using obsenity!)

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sthee sthed, sthee's gut doff dee blow ob othizden do dowah bwaim.

[This message was edited by that'll do... on 26 March 2004 at 08:07 AM.]

It could make me blush like a berry
Or at least be a little bit scary
When the topic that most
Ficters wanted to post
Was the time when someone popped their cherry!



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Who did you think I would be? - HA! - well you got me instead.

I found it all very intriguing
That all scrollers found virginity so appealing
enought to take the time
to write something either sans or with rhyme
yet not dirty enough to send the clergy kneeling

"I never understood the whole 'no cruel and unusual' punishment thing. If it's not cruel and unusual, it' not punishment." - PFJ

Since still a virgin i can't post
About the things that i enjoyed the most
Laying on your back on the hard floor
All he's think about is 'i'm gunna score'
And after looking, he's got nothing to boast

This is just to annoy Sara dear
To do yet another Harry Potter lim, so i cheer
The Movie comes out in 8 weeks or so
On the first day will i go
Maybe take Salem, and we can drink beer

what the hell going on in here?
Ame's on the sauce again, i fear
she's gone off her head
and is posting in red
she's ben mixing her whisky with beer!

Some people might call me a rotter
But I am not a fan of H. Potter
J. K. Rawlings can't write
Not a plot line in sight
I'm a rotter - J. K. is no plotter

with a swipe and a thrust and a parry
i summon all the gumption i carry
a war i will wage
to keep off the main page
the thread of the wiz kid named Harry

there once was a girl from texas
who disliked a tale about hexes
but a few disagree
with her tyranical spree
so she's danged if she thinks she can wrecks us!

a duel with me ain't a walk in the park
off the main page goes Harry's Dark Mark
though she can lim with the best
is Maddie up to the test
or will it be more like Dory v. Bruce the Shark?