What if I won?

What if I'm losing this game though?

What if I got the avatar from the Wheel of Monotony though?

What if I forgot to mention I won't be online ALL weekend?

What if what will Ame do without me?

What if she'll have Madogis from Sunday onwards though?

What if, I know that she'll have a hard time filling my shoes?

What if I come back Monday and everyone says Salem who?

What if, well not everyone, because I'm sure people do that now anyway?

What if Miss Universe is on?

What if even though I already know the outcome?

What if, woo, go Australia?

What if she slightly resembles Izzy from Neighbours?

What if that's not a bad thing?

What if she resembled Madge?

What if *sob* dear Madge, how we miss your gruff but loveable voice?

What if Madge always made me want to clear my throat?

What if.. YAY, go Newcastle Knights Cheerleader who won Miss Universe

What if Go Aussie!

What if, ooohh MaxQ is getting married next week?


What if he too is on that same diet as you Tam?

What if, how are you going anyways?

What if i have lost 24 pounds and i still can;t see it?

What if i have been slack the last few weeks, when i had the flu?

What if i need to get back into it?

What if I just grossed Salem out by saying "i might go to bed then and fart under the covers to keep warm"

What if hehehehe?

What if, damn i am funny?

What if 6 days till Harry Potter?

What if, i really wanna go see it the first day, but it will be major packed?

What if, cause i wanna take Jess?

What if Rove, Pete and Corinne contacted Madge from beyond the grave on Tuesday?

What if David Thewlis is on Rove next week?

What if I'm thinking of the sketch from Big Girls Blouse where Gina, Jane and Magda had a seance with one of those boards?

What if "Gina...and....Magda....Are...Not...Funny.."?

What if "Jaaaane, you're pushing it!!"?

What if there's more to it then that, but I won't go into it?

What if I take DVDs to watch on the laptop in the car?

What if I'll just have my discman though, and be sleeping with music on, then waking up in a pool of my own drool because I'm such a fool?

What if I like to team with the theme?

What if i am the scroller that officially has no life, and have overtaken Heitie on scroll posts!!!

What if what iffing is a life?

What if Heitie loses her posts?

What if one for each day she's away?

What if she becomes like tiki?

What if we never see her again?

What if, we never actually *see* her anyway, just her posts?

What if we had video what ifs?

What if you filmed yourself saying what ifs?

What if Scrollers video what iffed nude?

What if the place had to be renamed The XXX Scroll?

What if I don't know how I got to this point?

What if xc revived the run-on what if?

What if I don't know if any of our previous run-on what ifs can touch that?

What if my supposed friend called me yesterday?

What if I didn't answer because it wasn't convenient and I didn't feel like talking to her anyway?

What if she wanted to drop off my Scrabble game?

What if she wanted me to be home when she dropped it off?

What if I don't understand why she just can't drop it off and leave it outside my front door?

What if I'm not wanting to be polite to her?

What if I don't want to lose my temper either?

What if I finally tried my Monty Python Holy Ale the other night?

What if I really only bought it for the packaging?

What if I don't think I'll be any more bottles?

What if it wasn't terrible, but it just didn't make me want to drink it?

What if Wee Heavy still holds the 2004 spot for worst beer tried this year?

What if the local weekly did its annual summer beer review a couple of weeks ago?

What if I was a little irritated that the stupid reviewer gave three of the spots to flavored malt beverages such as Smirnoff Ice varieties?

What if beer is beer, dammit?

What if she gave Boulevard's Zon very high marks?

What if we weren't too impressed by it during our weekend of sampling?

What if she barely left off Pyramid Curve Ball--a far superior brew to our judgment?

What if bah?

What if looks like more storms today?

What if that keeps me from being online tonight?

What if that means no online scrabble?

What if that's a shame?

What if that's my only form of entertainment for awhile?

What if it sucks being broke?

what if i had lost 25 pounds, but i think i'm back to 23?

what if i also have been bad the last few weeks?

what if i go see harry potter tonight at 10:15?

quote:

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:

What if Xenacrazed loses his P-word....No NO notTHAT P-word..
the login foe here ..

What if he has to re-sign up as XenaCracKed..????

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What if I was XenaCracKed long before I was xenaCraSed?

What if being cracked is what made me crazed?

What if I was a duck and BruCy BraLess starting calling me XenaQuaCked?

What if I did lose my password but re-signed up
as the Xenatizer?

What if I fooled Ame into believing it but BruCy started calling me The XenaTieZer?

quote:

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Originally posted by Salem:

What if I'm tired?

What if it was caused from readiong xenacrazed's gigantic what if?

What if the longer a what if was, the less tired you became when reading?

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What
if
a
'what
if'
is
so
long
and
takes
a
very
very
long
time
to
read
as
one
scrolls
down
the
post
to
read
what
it
is
that
it
says
that
you
either
fall
asleep
as
you
scroll
down
further
and
further
or
else
as
you
are
scroll-
ing
down-
ward
you
seem
to
lose
track
of
just
what
it
is
that
is
being
if'd
and
you
also
do
not
care
any
more
espec-
ially
if
it
is
a
'what
if'
that
has
been
annoy-
ingly
written
and
posted
by
none
other
than
you-
know-
who,
yes,
that
is
right,
by
the
king
of
annoying
scroll-
ers,
xenacrazed
otherwise
known
as
xc,
the
one
who
just
can
not
get
to
the
point
of
what-
ever
it
is
that
he
is
'what
if'n
about
fast
enough,
am
I
right
or
am
I
right
?

quote:

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Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if _xc_ revived the run-on what if?

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What if xc's mind is beyond revival & it's running on empty?

What if xc let a neighborhood dog type in some
some 'what if's?

What if the dog prefered 'Woof if' and 'What arf' instead of 'what if'?

Woof if I am a mangy mutt typing this?

What arf I just bit xc & he now has rabies?

Woof if instead of chasing cars, I chased storms
& tornadoes away from Nora?

What arf I visited Zoomie's resturant,
would she toss she me food scraps?

Woof if there is a smiley for Argy's horsey thing, there should be a smiley for me,
xenaFidocrazed, eh?

What arf I was adopted by the TwinXenas
and I was fed a seperate meal by each one without the other one knowing!?!?

Woof if this post needs a leash on it- quickly?

What if I'm trying to figure out what this smiley for the mood of the topic is supposed to be?

What if it looks like a coffee pot...kinda?

What if it's a vortex to another world?

What if I wish somebody would tell me so I know what it's supposed to be?

What if I feel stoopid & foolish once I find out what the smiley thing really is?

What if feeling stoopid & foolish is how I feel all the time anyway?

What if a scroller wrote a book about the scrolls?

What if the book was a huge huge chart-topping seller?

What if the book brought many people to the scrolls, mostly just to observe?

What if they made a movie, a tv show and a comic book from the book?

What if we all became rich & famous from being scrollers and posting stuff and 'what if'n all day long?

What if we were hired to endorse products or become talk show hosts or tour as part of Scroller Conventions?

What if Creation sold $500 tickets so people could attend Scroller Conventions?

What if we were so busy from all this stuff that we had no time to be at the scrolls?

What we had to hire a staff to take our handle and post as us?

What if by hiring a staff to be us, it became the big scroller scandal?

What if our fans got so upset at hearing that a staff of people had replaced us that we lost all our fame & wealth?

What if then we all ended up back here 'what if'n about what might have happened if we'd done things differently?

What if all this has already happened but we just don't talk about it?

What if all this hasn't happened yet cause the book on the scrolls hasn't been written yet?

What if then suddenly- oh sorry, gotta stop 'what if'n cuz I got a chapter to add to this book I'm writing on the scrolls er no I mean on the uh tollbooths, yeah, that's it, the
tollbooths...you do believe that, eh?

What if the last post the last page (23) means there is a 'word whore' 'Lap dancing on me'..???




What if I think I shall just ignore her & see if she goes away & stuff...??

What if it seems like the polite way to handle it,???

What if I got distwacted & thought the last post on the last page was the last post..??


What if I was REALLY REALLY surprised by how erroneous that is/was..???

What if I CHALLENGE the "One to be Ignored" to a RACE to the 2000th post..???

What id she has a nearly 1500 post head start..??


What if I cant make this challenge if Im truly ignoring her..??

What if that means she has pretty much already won .. both ways..??

What if I shouldnt try to what if after 2 am... anymore..????

What if in an online dictionary ... under the definition of 'No Life" there is my picture..??


What if... What if .. its a picture of me ..Moonin ya..???

What if I just typed the Colon Pee thingy to see if I remember the :tongue: smiley rite.???


What if my browser has slipped into 'edit' function to try to outsmart me again

quote:

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

What if I did lose my password but re-signed up
as the Xenatizer?

What if I fooled Ame into believing it but BruCy started calling me The XenaTieZer?

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What if Ame is a Whole lot sharper & harder to fool than BruCy is..????

What if thats the way nature intended it..???

What if things sucked so bad around here today that I wished Iwas back in the aprtment eith the abandoned building across the street again..??

What if life was just Simpler then..???


What if ,OK, it wasnt, but it was a Whole Hell of alot less annoying..?

What if i had soup for lunch?

What if i am also having soup for dinner?

What if because i have a stomach virus

What if, well i assume?

What if, but i am having bread soldiers, so it makes me happy

What if life is extremely annoying right now??

What if I just felt like saying that?

What if I don't know where I'm going and i don't care at the moment??

What if I just had Italian with my sister?

What if everything I'm saying is totally unrelated to what I said prior to that?

What if--lol--I DON"T CARE! MUAHAHAHHAHAH!

What if none of the usual suspects are online right now?

What if this astounds me?

What if I logged off and there were none of us online?

What if Ame is too sick to stay online?

What if being offline makes her feels so bad that she has trouble recovering?

What if she's having so much trouble recovering it keeps her offline?

What if it's just a vicious, vicious cycle?

What if Salem's absence from the scroll is highly suspicious?

What if goodness knows where the sly feline fellow is?

What if Goodness has nothing to do with it?

What if Salem has gone into the wilds of Oz to find a rough and tumble town where he can put on a tight dress and a blonde wig and invite goldminers to "come up and see me sometime?"

What if Slem done him wrong?

What if Salem is Snow White, but drifting?

What if when Salem goes wrong the girls go right after him?

What if when Salem is good, he's very good, but when he's bad, he's better?


What if when caught between two evils, Salem takes the one he's never tried?

What if he becomes so crooked he uses a corkscrew for a ruler?

What if famous quote inspired what iffing applied to random Scrollers becomes all the new rage?

What if it doesn't?

What if the idiot pothead with Illusions of Grandeur turned his gas on Illegally after it was shut off..??

what if he has threatened me & I dont take kindly to threats..???

What if he & his filthy lil <deleted> have been tickin me off for the last 3 days so I called the gas company to come shut him off Again..??

What if it was a slow day so the gas man asked If I would be willing to finger the 'perp as I saw him turn the gas on..
He borrowed my tools to perform this task...??

what if people who are breakin the Law oughta really not be ANNOYING..????

What if the gasman called a Cop who is his buddy..??

What if this cop is Also my Landlords buddy..???

What if thats so co-incidental too be funny..???

what if the cop wanted to get into the apartment Because I was pretty sure idiot & fem-idiot were in there ..??

What if they werent but the cop confiscated a illegal knife & an Illegal crossbow buttwipe had up there ..
What if I think its funny & pothead is gonna be So mad when he finds out...??

What if he attacks me instead of yellin & screamin next time he sees me..??

what if hes just big enuff & Im just sick enuff its unlikely Id win in a fair fite...??

What if I come prepared so its NOT a fair fight ..???

What if he just admits hes out-classed & runs back to his daddy's Iowa pig-farm with his tail between his legs,like a good little boy..???

What if everything goes way wrong & Twin Xenas have to escort me to Valhalla & stuff..???

What if that would be really cool..???

What if NO ONE should ever order 'Focus Fsctor'
from that info-mercial because theyre not givin it away free,, there takin your credit card number & billing you for a whole buncha false charges ..??


What if thats illegal & stuff..???


What if I posted a sentence in the above post that doesnt start with what if..??

what if that changes everything..???

What if Ame is Damn funny , but not in the way she suspects..????

What if I shut up about alla that rite now..???

What if Im just yammerin soI csan have post #600..???

What if Linxi & Ulrich are gone on a quest involving a ring of power..????

What if X Files is on & its starting out with a wierd sick vaguely Disgusting twist..???