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what if weekends are ghost town at scrolls?

what if Casper-ville ppls?

what if lets get some life here on weekends?

what if isn't in Monday Down Under?

what if c'mon Aussies burn daylite to the scrolls!?
 
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what if pg 13?

what if 87 pgs to go?

what if pg 12 was Ame-less?

what if what we gotta do to get cuz lila to post here more often?

what if we need the lady scrollers to post more posts?
 
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what if SUNSHINEY day yay?!

what if needs loads & loads of SUNSHINE!?

what i's a SUNSHINE psychopath!?


What if I shorten this B-coz XC Knows what he wrote ?

WHat if all the rain & foul weather made it here Thurs or Fri ???

What if part frozen haily rain & high winds Made it feel like Early March fer Mother's Day..????

What if I almost preferred the drought stuff before..?
 
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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if weekends are ghost town at scrolls?
what if Casper-ville ppls?
what if lets get some life here on weekends?
what if isn't in Monday Down Under?
what if c'mon Aussies burn daylite to the scrolls!?


What if Xenacrazed is posting more than 50% of ALL posts?

WHat if even with me doing @ 3/4 his amount the rest of the slackers cant keep us all up to speed-age..???

What if I was out for Mother's Day & thus didnt get online til after midnite..???

What if none of us a has the Babble-locity of good old XC..?????
 
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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if pg 13? what if 87 pgs to go? what if pg 12 was Ame-less?

what if what we gotta do to get cuz lila to post here more often?

what if we need the lady scrollers to post more posts?



What if we all shake our private parts in Ame's face & laff at her Puny Postings..???

WHat if Im quite sure she will like at least 1/2 of that..????

WHat if its quite possible this page will be Ame-less too..???

What if I have used up alla XC's posts with this reply so I have to think fer meself if I'm to continue..???
 
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what if pg 13?

what if 87 pgs to go?


What if I decided to milk it????

What if that sounds like a lot more fun than it really is.???

What if this thread is starting to get a mid run Slump as XC predicted ?

What if My Cats have moved on from Diarrhea to Vomit because that just how they roll.?
 
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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if SUNSHINEY day yay?!

what if needs loads & loads of SUNSHINE!?

what i's a SUNSHINE psychopath!?


What if I shorten this B-coz XC Knows what he wrote ?

WHat if all the rain & foul weather made it here Thurs or Fri ???

What if part frozen haily rain & high winds Made it feel like Early March fer Mother's Day..????

What if I almost preferred the drought stuff before..?


what if gimme a D- D?

what if gimme a R- R?

what if gimme a O- O?

what if gimme a U- U?

what if gimme a G- G?

what if gimme a H- H?

what if gimme a T- T?

what if what's that spell?

what if xc can't spell?

what if xc wives cheerleaders scream DROUGHT! we want DROUGHT yay!?
 
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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if weekends are ghost town at scrolls?
what if Casper-ville ppls?
what if lets get some life here on weekends?
what if isn't in Monday Down Under?
what if c'mon Aussies burn daylite to the scrolls!?


What if Xenacrazed is posting more than 50% of ALL posts?

WHat if even with me doing @ 3/4 his amount the rest of the slackers cant keep us all up to speed-age..???

What if I was out for Mother's Day & thus didnt get online til after midnite..???

What if none of us a has the Babble-locity of good old XC..?????


what if post countin again, eh?

what if i babble online cuz i's a quiet guy offline?

what if quiet guy as in 'neighbors said he was a quiet guy' after findin loads of bodies buried in the backyard?

what if press would never interview scrollers cuz my xc secret ID is top secret?

what if babble on to next post?
 
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what if beds made themselves?

what if you could push a button on yer nose & all yer face hair fall off so ya wouldn't have to shave?

what if outer face & body parts could be e-z replaced by ourselves using flesh screws & a special Phillips flesh screwdriver?

what if everybuddy had a transporter in home to transport mail & themselves wherever?

what if where's the advanced tomorrow them sci-fi writers & worlds fair ppl promised us?
 
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what if i feel like a zombie from 'Zombieland' movie?

what if lack of good foods yesterday got me hungry?

what if brains! want eat brains!?

what if eatin brains mades me smart?

what if brains! want eat brains!?

what if brains taste like chicken?

what if brains gotta taste better than Arbys "food"?

what if ya gotta check out food thread to see whats i's talkin bout?
 
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what if i feel like a zombie from 'Zombieland' movie?
what if brains! want eat brains!?
what if eatin brains mades me smart?
what if brains! want eat brains!?
what if brains taste like chicken?


What if I cant go to bed tonite without at least 1 What Sniff post..?

WhT IF zombies are a Great what if..???

WHat if Zombie movies are one of Val's most favorite types....??

What if I crave brains as a mid nite snack now too..???
 
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What if Salem is sleepy?

What if Survivor Finale plus Reunion had me up until midnight last night?

What if and then I woke up at 4am?

What if and then slept on and off until 5:30?

What if then it was out of bed and off to work?

What if I'm looking forward to going to bed at 10 tonight..?

What if, right after I finish the Once Upon A Time finale Eek?


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what if zombie brain can't recall what i dreamed aboot last nite?

what if was pleasant dream, me thinks?

what if watch anudder zombie movie soon?

what if going to video store today?

what if hope you-know-who is there?
 
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what if Salem watches lots of tv?

what if no wonder he's sleepy?

what if i still need sleepin pill?

what if it worked OT cuz i'm still sleepy this morn?
 
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what if job market is poorly stocked unlike food market?

what if today marks 5 month anniversary of no job?

what if that's depressing?

what if oh well might have to move to poor farm?
 
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what if getting stuff ready for garage sale?

what if selling clothes, books, old lawm mower & misc stuffage?

what if mama xc selling stuff too?

what if Natalie Adele will hiss at ppl who show up but don't buy?
 
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What if we all shake our private parts in Ame's face & laff at her Puny Postings..???



what if that tempted me not to post until the next page :P

What if this starts a new page?

What if i am being watched more at work as we are really slow, and who ever isn't doing their job, may be out of a job, so i've been working heaps..lol


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What if Salem is sleepy?

What if Survivor Finale plus Reunion had me up until midnight last night


What if messed up sleep is ....ummm messed up..??


What if I sympathize.

What if Salem needs to watch better TV...like Giant Zebra Exodus..

What if it tells the tale of 'Trojan Horse' sized Zebras leaving Egypt because they were tired of eating sand..???

What if maybe its on next..??

What if I know its not 4AM where Salem is because its nearly that here..???

What if ...no ....its about American White Tail Deer..?


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WHat if Whoa maybe Ame is here now..??

What if Maybe not she was here 15 mins ago..??

What if I am watching TV so Im not comin up with required what ifs..??

What if White Tails Can eat Poison Ivy..????
 
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what if Salem watches lots of tv?

what if no wonder he's sleepy?


What if TV is my life? Eek

What if that and books?

What if Survivor is the best?

What if, well no, it isn't, but I enjoy it a lot?

What if now I am looking forward to 'Once Upon a Time in Wonderland'?

What if the regular Once Upon a Time finale last night was good?

What if, not the best finale I've ever seen, but next season looks like it shall be delish!


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What if we all shake our private parts in Ame's face & laff at her Puny Postings..???



What if i am being watched more at work as we are really slow, and who ever isn't doing their job, may be out of a job, so i've been working heaps..lol


what if i got a job watchin Ame at work?

what if she never knews it was xc watchin her cuz its my secret ID?

what if i caught her postin at the scrolls at work?

what if i said, "Post there more often else yer fired!"?

what if that didn't give away my secret ID?

what if but she caught a whiff of my stinky socks & that gave my secret ID away?

what if she skreamed- 'There's an xc loose in our company HELLLLLLPPPPP!"?

what if i had to flee Aussieland quickly!?
 
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what if Salem watches lots of tv?

what if no wonder he's sleepy?


What if TV is my life? Eek


what if that's cool?

what if music is my life?

what if music & music & then more music?

what if xc wives are also my life?

what if ok, fantasy life but gotta have hope?
 
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what if only puke infested jobs online today?

what if either meaningless, poor paying jobs for kids outta high school or on summer break?

what if or good paying jobs but require some kinda degree?

what if "degree" should be classified as discrimination?

what if i oughta sue them bitches & bastards each time a job requires a degree?

what if its the same as age, race or any other kinda discrimination?

what if bring back on the job training!?
 
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what if my rant above gave me headache?

what if gotta mellow out?

what if see if cute red headed clerkette is at work today?

what if she holds my hand & says 'there, there, poor xc can have job as my bodyguard'?

what if well nice to dream, aint it?
 
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what if only puke infested jobs online today?

what if or good paying jobs but require some kinda degree?

what if "degree" should be classified as discrimination?

what if i oughta sue them bitches & bastards each time a job requires a degree?

what if its the same as age, race or any other kinda discrimination?

what if bring back on the job training!?



What if I'm confused..?

What if I thought you WANTED puke infested jobs..????

What if I thought you hadda degree from the College of Musical Knowledge..??

What if no OtJ Training because most businesses are run by guys who think they were born knowing-it-all..?
 
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