HAh! what if I dare you to mockest me..???

What if i couldn't bare for this thread to die out?

What if I sat on Brucy's head and farted?

What if he enjoyed this so I never ever did it again?

What if i was talking to one of my new neighbours (small community most people are rather chummy with each other) anyways, i was talking and she asked me if i noticed that the lady across the road from me had never tried to be that chummy with me and i found out that she took an instant dislike to me because she thought i was a *rough* type cause i was drinking beer out of a bottle, not in a glass?????????? GEEZ louise, we were moving in, and the glasses hadn't been unpacked yet (even though i drink out of the bottle anyways..lol) but how pathetic is that? She would have fallen down dead if she'd seen me, argy and stace at stace's we were all drinking out of the bottle.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I was trying to be nice to this neighbour before, but for that she can talk to my ass.. SNOB..

I know this wasn't really a what if but i just had to type it somewhere.

What if I forgot to make my last post a "What If"?

What if that's coz I've been distracted with all the BIG SCROLLER goings on?

What if I'll try harder, in future?

What if Argy had to post 13 1/2 what if's the next time she what if's for penance?

What if I keep posting in this thread to make sure the big scroller thread doesn't overtake this in page numbers?

What if Tiki & Salem get evicted next time so no one wins?

What if this was BS's plan all along?

What if everytime i come into the what if thread, i end up saying how i never post in the what if thread enough?

what if this goes for everyone who posts in the what if thread?

what if I want to find a picture of my 2001 intrigue to show off to everyone?

What if I just cant stop reading the Subtext Virtual Season?

What if that kinda confuses me?

What if I bought Michelle Branch´s album today?

What if I love,love,love it?

What if I scared my boss today by showing him a dead bug that I found in the garden?

What if he´s just a nerd?

What if he´s fun anyway?

What if he proposed to me 2 days ago?

What if I know that it was only fun?

What if SmirkMorgan proposed to make life a bit more challenging for the Big Scroller pair?

What if that evil pirate captain asked the crew to make an effort to maintain the quantitative pre-eminence of this thread--just to add some suspense to the Big Scroller challenge?

What if I closed this post with an evil laugh?

What if I had wont eh Big Scroller game?

What if that post were spelled correctly?

What if I had won and then took over the scrolls?

What if I didn't stop at the scrolls, and I took over the world?

What if those reality TV shows suddenly took a crap in the ratings and people forget they existed unless some nostalgic moron brings them up?

What if Herculena is really a naked Welshman?

What if there is no Smirk Morgan?

What if Corxena realizes she never posted at the meep! board scrolls?

What if I walked up to the pirate captain and said "Where do I sign?"

What if Article 29 never existed?

What if I was using this thread to pad my post count?

What if Herculena and Jubs wore special pirate hats?

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What if Jubs refused to wear a big scarlet feather?

What if Salem wished he could post here instead?

What if Herculena recruited us a pirate who looks like James Dean?

What if Amethyst let us recruit Jessica as our ship's mascot?