What if I'm having a Bush-tator right now?

What if it's surprisingly delicious?

What if horseradish is fabulous with beans?

What if I'm stuffed?

What if by that I mean I've eaten a lot, not the other meaning of stuffed?

What if I just maximized the reply window and it's freakishly huge?

What if it makes the question marks look teenier than ever?

What if CorXena just relaxes and enjoys her date?

What if I haven't had a date in 10 years?

What if for most of that I wasn't single so it's not as bad as it sounds?

What if that chao is just adorable?

What if I'm jealous of Ame's giant hard drive?

What if I almost made that sound dirty but I chickened out?

What if it sounded kinda dirty all by itself?

What if they were out of Alys so I got an Amber?

What if Heitie saying "surprisingly delicious" reminds me of that commericial for Lucky Charms where the kids go "It's magicly delicious!"

What if that just caused me to break into extreme laughter?

What if I think I am procratinating house-cleaning right now?

What if my mama will be terribly pissed at me for not straightening my room?

What if my cat went into my room and got lost in all of the clothes on the floor?

What if I really were one of the Charlie's Angels and I blew up my room in an attempt to save my cat?

What if I really need to clean my room and shower so I can go to my grandmom's?

What if the shower didn't have water, but fruit punch?

What if that would be magically delicious?

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What if punch is not very cleansing?

What if CorXena's date tries to read her in Braille?

What if she'd say "C"?

What if I've been saying "they're magically delicious" in a sing-songy voice for 10 minutes?

What if I think heitie is very funny?

What if I still really need to straighten my room?

What if straightening my room consists of me putting dirty clothes in the laundry and throwing everything else in the closet?

What if I opened my closet and everything fell on top of me, burying me?

What if they had to send in the avalanche rescue squad to free me?

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Originally posted by Engelbert Humperdinck:
what if Tamorama possesses as much useless information as i do?

what if Ame takes her comp to bed with her and Mick?

what if Ame just stays up playing on her new comp and never goes to bed again?

what if i get tired just thinking about that?

what if Corxena leads the police on a high speed chase on the way to her blind date?

what if her date is deaf as well?

what if Jubilee is secretly one of Charlie's Angels?

_WHAT WOULD XENA DO?_
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_are you sitting on the soap?_

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What if I can't read anything I'm typing OR that I have quoted so typos are gonna happen -

what if what I really wanted to do was quote 'Zooms "what if Ame stayed up all night" what if and had an answe - what if this is gettingreally hard no being able to see what the Hell your typing I'm going to scream!!!!!!!!

Argy help me this is crazy!

What if Shawn has me curious and alarmed?

What if Jubilee made me blush?

what if I just went to What-aBurger and ordered What-a-Chicken?

What if I'm serious and I still can't see one damn thing I'm typing.

What if What-a-Chicken is a hilarious thing to order?

What if I could never eat it because I would be laughing at its name?

What if they named menu items with people names?

What if you ordered a Clarence?

What if I don't see why your text would be invisible?

What if it's a security settings thing?

What if it's font?

What if I got nothing?

What if in the mean time you type your post into a Word file or text file or something and then copy and paste it into the reply window?

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Originally posted by Jubilee:
What if the cop reminded me of Officer Farva on Super Troopers?

What if that is a really funny movie meow?

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What if I meow just laughed out loud meow?

What if I'm glad that evilswine understood that meow?

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What if I think it really sucks that Shawn can't see what she's typing?

What if I would go nutty if I couldn't see what I'm typing?

What if I have now straightened my room, but my mama doesn't find it satisfactory?

What if she's coming? !

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What if I'm so bored waiting for my mama to get ready to leave?

What if I wish she'd just get through with all of her phone calls?

What if I hate when we're about to walk out the door and she goes "Oh, I have to call the doctor/your dad/the car shop."?

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what if what's happening to Shanw is indeed maddening, but kinda funny to me cuz i'm hearing her rant about it and the whole sitation is fairly insane?

what it, because i can only quick reply, i can't even post a new thread about her trouble in the MOD forum?

what if i can never start a thread again?

what if, while i don't mind losing bold, italics & icon capablities, i do kinda mind not being able to start a new thread?

what if it's still not as bad as Shawn's symbol-font tribulations?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if you guys are cracking me up with your 'What if's about me?

What if I thank you for all of that coz now I can laugh about myself?

What if I dont worry about my date anymore and just wait til friday and let it all just happen?

What if this girl turns out to be really sweet?

What if she doesnt?

What if I should really stop worrying now?

What if I have to go to bed now coz it's bloody late?

What if I dont want to coz I want to stay here and post stupid stuff?

What if my 'mom' just yelled for me?

What if I said goodbye for today now?

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what if it's actually a water-burger?

what if an amber is better b/c she's harder to find?

what if it were friday?

what if shawn's computer hates java?

what if heitie gets something pierced?

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[This message was edited by Tamorama on 24 June 2003 at 05:59 PM.]

What if Heitie does not?

What if everyone lets their piercing holes close?

What if I'm very happy with my Amber?

What if I would not post if I couldn't see my text?

What if I would but only if I could use the copy and paste idea?

What if there were no backspace?

What if you people wouldn't want to see my posts if there were no backspace?

What if you would but then I'd be a laughing stock?

what if I tried typing this sentence with my eyes closed?

What if I did fine except for the first W?

What if that was the exception, not the norm?

What if my computer got a little too hot and threw my son back to Windows while he was playing a game?

What if it was like 94 degrees here this afternoon?

What if I need to point a little fan at my tower?

What if that sounds dirty, too?

What if it only does to me?

What if I show up and snag CorXena's date before she gets there?

What if I don't speak much German so that's probably not a good idea?

What if I went to my gram's house today and it was so totally hot I wanted to walk around naked?

What if I didn't even though it was swelteringly hot?

What if I felt like doing nothing but sitting very still with the fan on HIGH?

What if I put my bathing suit on, even though I had no intention of swimming, but simply because the little kids were, and this way I would be not as hot?

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What if I can't get a hold of any of my friends?

What if I am forced to sit at home all night, crying, because no one loves me?

What if I think I've posted something like this in the past?

What if that makes me think I am a very sad person and that I will now go pound my head against a wall?

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What if I have FINALLY gotten in touch with a friend and we're now going for dinner so I don't have to sit at home and cry?

What if I need to go change my shirt now?

What if I am stinky?

What if I don't care?

What if I'm leaving now?

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what if piercings can be sexy?

what if everynoe had enough money to have a/c?

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