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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I think piercings are fine for other people, if that's what they want? What if having metal run through my skin would freak me out?  What if I'm starting to really like tattoos? What if air conditioning is a far distant dream, at least to next weekend? What if I had a headache all evening? What if my ex-husband was exhausted from the heat and work and karate class, and still went out and bought ice cream and cones and bananas and all manner of toppings because I mentioned it'd be neat? What if he's a prince? What if he also wanted some once I mentioned it, but still? What if a normal summer day was suddenly around 65 degrees? What if even 80 would be nice? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the hourglass pudding could be anything but pistachio? What if the reasoning is obvious? What if when I was little I thought pistachio was just a pudding flavor? What if I'm pronouncing it pistaaaahhchio a la Wile E. Coyote? What if I always do? What if I also say "p-sychiatrist" and "hasenpfeffaaahh"? --What if I had a wave of wholesomeness? [This message was edited by Heitie on 25 June 2003 at 02:33 PM.] | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if tattoos involved metal being run through one's skin? what it said metal is also vibrating? what if, when they're running the little vibrating metal through the skin over your sternum, you can feel it vibrating in your skull? what if, while somewhat painful, it's not entirely unpleasant? what if you probably shouldn't consider it if piercing freaks you out? what if Shawn posts the link to that tattoo site she showed me yesterday that had that awesome owl back-piece? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I didn't mean tattoos upon my own personal person? What if you're right, I'd freak? What if it's a wonder I actually chose to give birth twice, once being at home with nothing but a Tylenol? What if that's different, though? What if there's no E in tattoos but I keep wanting to put one there? What if my headache is fading and now I'm starved but it's really late so I can't decide if I should eat or not? What if I'm curious about that henna tattoo business? What if I almost typed bussiness? What if that kind of means kissing? What if I don't want to kiss some henna? What if the lady who was on the henna shampoo bottle my mother always had in the late 70s was hot? What if she had wreaths of flowers all over? What if it's amazing what you remember from when you were 6? What if, in retrospect, it's not? What if my daughter's cheerleading teacher is incredibly peppy? What if she was also really nervous, which adds an interesting element? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if zoom's avatar is kind of disquieting? What if I need to know who it is so as to calm myself? What if I want a violin? | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if I strong suspect that problems being experienced by some Scrollers are more to do with their server than the Scroll software, seeing as how it's: 1) only happening for two Scrollers 2) happening for two Scrollers who use the same server? What if I suggested that those two Scrollers write an email to their server, to see if it can tell them a solution? What if I've written to UBB about the problem, but I'm not expecting much from their end? What if people with piercings, tattoos and motorcycles are cool, except if their name is Argy? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if I just watched one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen? What if you all think I'm crazy because that money is "Candyman"? What if I keep cursing my family for having so many mirrors in our house? What if I keep praising us for having no medicine cabinets? What if I think I will have a hard time sleeping tonight? What if *shudder*? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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Dream Scroller |
What if I'm back? What if I'm supposed to be working here in the office and not just hanging around posting at this board here? What if I told Heitie not to dare snag my date? What if it would be fun if we could go together? What if I'll fly to Iceland on the 5th of July? What if I cant wait? *** Jo Marriott & Carly Bramwell Information Page Inspirational Pain | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
What If I had laser eyes? What if i was The ladies man of the scrolls? What if you cared? What if... this is awesome? What if my new name was Strong Bad? What if they would ACTUALLY mail me my Xena season 2 DVD set I ordered and paid for 4 months ago?  | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if tattoos are cool? what if i'd like another one? what if they are addicting? what if that should be addictive? what if my gf once told me not to get any more? what if she rescinded that statement? _____________________________ stranger things have happened  | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if I never what iffed again? What if i have going through my head.. 'i'm sexy, i'm cute, i'm popular to boot' What if I told the scrolls my dad had a heart attack, not for sympathy, but so some of my friend know without me having to explain it everytime some comes online? What if hospital emergency rooms were better equipped to deal with more ppl, therefore cutting the waiting time? What if it was damned cold last night when i was outside the hospital having my smoke? What if I changed the subject? What if s3 of xena comes out injust over a week on dvd? What if i actually have the money to buy it? What if they said 'screw it'and bought out s3, 4, 5, & 6 all on the same day? What if i went mad trying to decide which one to buy first? What if I force Arista to do some what if's because she is on AIM at the moment? What if she told me to stick my head up my bum? What if I really love this quick reply feature? What if my what if's have no quality nor quantity, and people didn't actually read them, just see they were written by me, and go to the next person? What if salem isn't online at the moment, and that is very strange for 9.30pm? What if he is watching State of Origin? What if... that'd never happen? What if he's snuggled up in bed, reading Hp5 and enjoying Dumbledore & Ginny making sweet love? I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I didn't have a what if at the moment? What if I'm f'ing off at the Scrolls and on AIM with Ame when I SHOULD be working? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if ppl got paid to talk to Ame on AIM.. hehe What if I got paid to what if? What if heitie got paid evey day she went without what iffing? What if Tam, played the tamborine, while eating jam, with sam, in front of a video cam? I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Arista just told me..i can't find a fix to 'zoom's problem. I gave her a backdoor fix though. and i have a dirty dirty mind? I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I just told Ame she was a fri**in' pervert? What if Ame's proud to be a pervert? What if I think that's all good? [This message was edited by Arista on 25 June 2003 at 10:37 AM.] | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I pointed Argy in the direction of the song game in the music forum, because she might be the only person in the known world who might know the answer? I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if the Blue Meanie is baaaa-aaack? what if Arista can be my back-door girl any time? what if Eddie Izzard? what if Shawn & i don't have the same server? what if her brain has just finally snapped and she only thinks she's seeing gibberish? what if gibberish really is a language of people called gibbers? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if only people with piercings, tattoos and motorcycles are cool, but people who don't have all three aren't? what if i don't go there? what if i do...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Dream Scroller |
What if I think it's unfair that Arista can say "fri**in'" without being punished when I was scolded by Argy once for having said that word? What if actually I dont care? What if I just watched 'The Rheingold'? What if I will have to put up with a bunch of 16-18 year old girls in an hour coz they're coming to my 'sister's b-day party? What if I dont want to join them? What if I have to because my 'sister' wants me to be the butler for the party? What if I cant stand this? What if I'm just gonna do it and try not to think about it? What if I dunno what to do because of my blind date on friday,because a friend of mine just told me that she wants me to come to the final-exams party at her school on friday? What if I really,really need to go to that party because that's the only chance for me to see some pple I havent seen in 2 years? What if I dont want to postpone the blind date because the girl will think I'm just a coward? What if I downloaded this eDonkey stuff a while ago and am trying to download a X-Files ep but all it's been saying during the last hour is 'Looking' in the status line? What if that really pi**es me off? *** Jo Marriott & Carly Bramwell Information Page Inspirational Pain | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if "fri**in'" isn't a dirty word in the States and it's used in place of the actual "F bomb" as a nicety, thereby only implying the "F bomb" without actually saying it? What if I simply "censor" it, thereby solving the problem? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if CorXena has selective memory? What if I pointed out to her once that you can't say ANOTHER "f-word" outside Fight Club, on the Scrolls? What if the Scroll Rules clearly state that you can say bitch, bugger, bum, poo, wee, fart, frickin, fark, bloody, shit, arse, crap and piss, but NOT the lovely "f" or "c" word? What if I feel kinda dirty now, and in need of a shower? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if CorXena takes the blind date to the party? What if I wouldn't mind being paid not to What If? What if I started to Why Not? What if I'm the uncoolest person here? What if I have the dirtiest mind? What if the displayed scroll time finally matches the time on my computer? What if my phantom computer fixer fixed it? What if I just deleted 3 What Ifs because they were too naughty? What if it had to do with how I accidentally misspelled 'computer' a minute ago? What if you all just say "freaking" and avoid the confusion? What if everyone says "freaking" aloud when they read that? What if my computer keeps being fixed with spells? What if my new Amber is doing the spells? What if we have a dirty mind contest in Fight Club? What if I don't know how that would work? What if I'm anticipatively embarrassed? What if Eddie Izzard is some kind of demon creature? What if he was the model for the Blue Meanie? What if people who use *s are forced to pronounce them in their words? What if they're allowed to say "star"? What if that's one of those things I sit here and giggle about while everyone shakes their heads at me? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm at the Eddie Izzard site right now? What if it spoke to me and I was startled yet amused? What if I'm being taken in by his charm? What if I foresee myself saying "blather" a lot now? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if since we can't have a members list there's just a thread or a post in Announcements with everybody's name on a list? What if that makes me want to point and say "You're on the list, buddy!"? What if I just noticed we don't have member numbers anymore? What if it's going to be really hot again today? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if Eddie Izzard isn't at all scarey, but actually a quite funny Executive Transvestite? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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