What if I am not fond of the Buffy ep that was just on FX?

What if it's the one where she gets sick and ends up in the hospital?

What if it's called Killed by Death or something?

What if it's not that it wasn't a good ep, it's just that the Freddy Kruger/Gentlemen-looking bad guy gives me the wiggins?

What if I met the guy who plays Dr Backer in the ep?

What if at the time AP and I didn't know who he was cause we did not watch Buffy?

What if but we recognized him from Seinfeld instead so we didn't feel so dumb?

What if hey Ame, got any more of those sandwiches?

What if, sure babe, anything for you?

What if.. handing over a HUGE sanga with double bacon, double cheese and anything else ppl from RI like to put on bacon sandwiches

What if Jess is watching 'the xena scrolls', and its the bit where it's *current time* and ted raimi is talking to rob, and jess says, 'why is joxer wearing that', as in jeans, baseball cap etc..lol

What if my flu is almost gone?

Wwhat if i always seem to stop taking my medication as soon as i feel almost better instead of all the way better?

What if woohoo, 40 more posts till 200 posts there Lila

What if.. Lila Unicorn?

What if i saw one at the shop yesterday and the one with the cariage is freaking huge, but was preeeety?

What if i can't decide whether to watch The Guru or DareDevil first from my new dvds i got yesterday?

What if i still haven't made my dvd list, cause i remembered i lent my in laws about 10, cause they went away for a month in their Weinerbago (sp) and it has a dvd player in it, and they don't currently own any dvd's since they recently got broken into and all new age stuff like dvd players and dvd's were taken?

What if since mick chose which ones to lend em, i have no idea whats missing cause i have a bad memory?

What if i also have 2 weeks notice, and i realised that Sandra Bullock must have liked the actrss from Miss Congeniality who played cheyrl (baton twirler who wins) cause she's also in 2 weeks notice

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What if we try and get this onto page 53?

What if at 9am, i am trying to decide what to have for dinner in like 9 or more hours?

What if it's because I am trying to decide whether to have a leg of pork, therefore i would take it out now so it can defrost somewhat naturally for most of the day?

What if i am talking to Mick on AIM, and he won't help me decide between Beef Storganoff and Roast Pork, and Potato Bake... So i'll ask Lila's opinion

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What if i always type stroganoff wrong every time i type it?

What if the strog is one meal and the pork and potato stuff is the other meal.. not 3 diff meals?

What if, if god created man, what colour was he?

What if, where did all the diff looking nationalities come from then?

What if, what is the meaning of life?

What if, i should do a load of washing?

What if i feel like i am always doing, just done, or about to do a load of washing?

What if i fill this page all by my lonesome?

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What if please describe potato bake and then I will render my decision?

What if, having a shower, back soon, no peeking!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What if I let my dogs into my bedroom and up onto my bed?

What if I never do that but it's air-conditioned in there?

What if I feel really bad cause they have fur coats on and it's a million degrees here?

What if they are being so good and quietly sleeping at the end of the bed enjoying the coolness?

What if awww I think I just saw them smiling?

What if i haven't hopped in the shower yet, cause i was putting a load of washing on

What if i am going now?

What if there is no what ifs while i am gone?

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what if there is?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if, oh my god, only one what if i think i shall cry?

What if I asked Madogis where her name comes from?

What if it's cause she's a real mad dog!

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what if hah! lila's blind as a bat!

what if i shouldn't laugh, i would be too?

what if i actually saw a bat last night?

what if it flew over my head?

what if the other morning i saw a koala crossing the road?

what if this morning i saw a cat eating a mouse?

what if once i saw a wallaby (which, by the way, don't mutilate dingos like the writers of "Space Mutants" would have you believe)?

what if it was not very healthy...or alive?

what if there is some wild wildlife here...on this mountain top?

what if i miss-calculated the buffy finale?

what if there's one more ep to go?

what if whoo!

what if that Killed By Death ep is not too bad?

what if Spike's not in it, so what's the point?

what if that really annoys me?

what if Spike should be in every episode of season two, thereby making it the unstoppable season we all know it should be?

what if i wondered if Salem still had that Angel finale?

what if i kinda taped Friends over my copy by accident?

what if d'oh!?

what if...well, i didn't really understand a word of that episode anyway, so i guess it's no great loss?

what if still, there were some very very cute and edearing scenes?

what if i didn't object to the presence of that gorgeuos little panther neither?

what if gee i wish my dad taped it for me, or i'm screwed?

what if crap! gotta go to class!?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if "Madogis" is a translation of Lucifer?

what if it's just a code name?

what if i named a character in a book Madogis in the hopes of unwitting devil worship?

what if, not really, it just worked out that way?

what if we'll talk about this later 'cause i gotta go?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if ohh, that reminds me i need to watch friends from last night that i taped?

What if, was it a good ep?

What if I can't at the moment, jess is watching blues clues

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What if somehow everything neopets has gone japanese...

What if i prove it?




What if i wonder if its something i did, or something that they did?

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What out if i figure out what happened, but its funny anyways?

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what if i didn't actually have a class at 10?

what if it was at 9?

what if i missed it completely?

what if, oh well, it was just a lecture and my friend got the handouts for me?

what if the lecturer didn't even take a roll?

what if i get off scot-free?

what if whoohoo?

what if i still feel bad for missing it?

what if i have a theory that it used to be at 10, but somebody changed the time without telling me just to screw with me?

what if their uppence will come?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Salem isn't out of bed yet?

What if he went and got a job, or a life, or went to uni or something next year?

What if his parents blackmailed him somehow, using the computer and vcr as leverage to make him bend to their bidding?

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What if my headache is still a little sore but feeling better?

What if everyone's like "What headache?"?

What if feeling better also makes me feel stupid for ranting in Fight Club?

What if it was the pain talking?

What if the pain is Angelus?

What if Angelus wanted some pot?

What if I want to learn a second language?

What if I'd like to use the Pimsleur system but it's freaking expensive?

What if I have the perpetual laundry problem as well?

What if the timer motor on my washing machine is broken?

What if that means I have to turn the dial myself to make it spin and rinse and spin again and all the other stuff it has to do?

What if I've mentioned that already?

What if now I'm sure I have but I can't be bothered to delete it?

What if we could delete our own threads?

What if I don't see why the software writers would have a problem with someone deleting their own thread?

What if I spell delete wrong every freaking time I type it?

What if.. can't you delelte your own threads on this new version of the scrolls?

What if... well since i can delete everyones threads i have never noticed..

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What if the Japanese neopets made me laugh?

What if I was sleeping longer than usual today because there was no one home to be noisy and wake me from my slumber?

What if I think I have the Angel finale still?

What if I accidentally taped over it?

What if you're screwed until the DVDs are released?

What if I'm reading about another church burning Harry Potter books?

What if, really, what are they hoping to accomplish?

What if I go and burn some of their stuff?

What if the garbage man is outside?

What if I sing the song from The Simpsons?

What if the garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you?

What if he's being noisy?

What if I have to turn the music I'm listening to up louder?

What if I wouldn't like being a garbage man?

What if I'd fail garbage school and not be azble to drive the trucks properly and use those things that pick up the bins and dump them in the trucks properly?

What if a garbage man went crazy and used the things to pick up people and dump them inside the truck?

What if now I'm afraid of my garbage man?

What if no I'm not but I'm sure he judges me?

What if those white uniforms would get really messy?

What if Ame spelled delete wrong as well?

What if I just did too?

What if we can delete (again) our own threads until someone replies, but then can't?

What if I go around bumping all my threads with little "please delete" notes in them?

What if I don't like leaving them around once there's no interest?

What if I want to know where Salem is reading about the Harry Potter kerfuffle?

What if it's not online and I am deprived of rolling my eyes at the zealots?

--What if I've edited this like 90 times?

What if i often spell delelte wrong too..lol

What if ask salem, he knows

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What if of ok, the things you don't know about 'getting rid' of threads'

What if i assumed you could the same as last scrolls?

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What if when you wanted something delelted in my forums just what if and i'll do it for ya?

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What if DELETE

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