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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if there's a lady that works at a store at Erina Fair shopping centre that, if I didn't know any better, would swear it was Kelli Williams from The Practice? What if I stare at her whenever I see her? What if she's seen me stare at her and is getting creeped out? What if I'm not stalking her..? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if nuts in/with alfredo sounds good? what if what kind of nuts? what if i'd suggest walnuts? what if i always thought Vivian Vance was fine? what if there had been subtext between Lucy & Ethel? what if there had been subtext between Ricky & Fred? what if that was why Fred was always so grumpy? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? gimme back my bullets... | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I also suffered A Season in Hell with no washer and did laundry in the bathtub? What if (in addition) I only had electricity in the barn 50 ft away and a well that went dry about every other day? What if I was so poor that all I could afford to do was get a propane bottle filled and cook everything on a hand-me-down gas grill? What if I fed 2 people on less that $20 a week? What if rice, beans, potatoes, and large quantities of veggie soup? What if mac and cheese was out of the question because it required butter and milk? What if my parents lived 12 miles up the road at the time and had no idea? What if at that time my mother's car cost significantly more than the house I was living in? What if I get my denial gene from my Mom? What if Ooooo, bad memories that seem more like a Lifetime Movie of the Week staring Nancy McKeon than my real life? What if I'm MUCH better now?  What if Props to Heitie because I don't know how someone could do it with a child? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Stay with me precious wild Stay with me, hold me awhile Love me like a little child Stay baby... Let them talk in this cheap town We will burn the old house down Cuz I love you crazy, love you blind Love you til the end of time | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if my season in hell involved sleeping on someone's floor during the coldest week in the recorded history of Austin? what if lots and lots of Top Ramen? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? gimme back my bullets... | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if we were all health-foodsy by then and wouldn't eat Ramen because of the MSG, etc.? What if that sucks and I wish they'd get their act together? What if I did buy one packet (chicken) a few months ago and it's in my cabinet, for nostalgia purposes? What if yeah....nostalgia...? What if thanks, Shawn, but I do think yours may have been worse?  What if at least the baby's clothes were small?  What if also he was breastfed and that's more or less free? What if but...yeah...not a fun time? What if I have several recipes involving mainly potatoes? What if macaroni and cheese works fine with just water? What if I'm lucky we had electricity and no propane was needed? What if, however, last winter our power was out for about 4 days? What if it was back to the bathtub washing, but only for a bit? What if wringing soggy bath towels leaves you very sore? What if we had a small ventless space heater and a thing of propane then? What if I kept the window open, ventless or not I'm not crazy? What if wasn't too cold and we all slept together in the living room on the hide-a-bed? What if that's when I developed a keen appreciation of oil lamps? What if I was thinking of using cashews in the alfredo thing because I like them oh so much? What if and also because I bought two things of them at the store on Sunday? What if there was totally subtext between Lucy and Ethel? What if the Fred/Ricky question is unpleasant, but would explain a lot? What if I dislike Fred? What if Salem's computer is laughing at him? What if it's swooning? What if the other appliances are jealous of their relationship and they cause a surge and he's suddenly without electricty? What if Salem is doing laundry in his bathtub as we speak? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if there was just a bird in my house? What if I heard a tweet-tweet and went to investigate and there was a little sparrow on my kitchen windowsill? What if I opened the door and she flew right out, and thankfully I can find no poop upon inspection? What if there's a gap between the screen and the window in the living room? What if oops, I forgot there was no top screen and left it open? What if our windows are all very old and missing various storms and screens? What if if we get to keep the house I'm getting new windows, starting with that one? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if AIM just told me I was out of date so I updated? What if I see no change whatsoever? What if I hope it wasn't some kind of ingenious virus and now someone in Seattle has control of my computer? | |||
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What if I'm too lazy to go through and read the other pages of this thread? What if I now have control over Heitie's computer? What if I'm not actually in Seattle?  Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if so far so good, it hasn't wanted to shut down on me yet? What if i dreamed all night of killing Bill Gates? What if the problem is never rectified? What if it already is and i am fretting for nothing? What if it doesn't get fixed for a week o.O ========================  Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if those DAM Crickets? What if SHUT UP? What if one of my Fav Futurama episodes was on today? What if it was followed by Family Guy? What if WOHOOO? What if 'SS SODA'? What Silly Red? What if *shakes head* at Ranger Gord? What if AHH Canadian Televison? | |||
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what if i wonder if i still have aol privilages? what if i go see? | ||
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| <madogis> |
what if bah, no good? what if where the hell is salem? | ||
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| <madogis> |
what if i'm hungry...and also leaving? what if i'll be back later...probably? what if doing a personality test that tells you you're insane is not the best idea for a person who's supposed to now skip merrily to class? what if, see, by taking it all so seriously, i'm just proving that it was right? *sigh* | ||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if i cant think of any more what ifs, so i steal someone elses? What if i went to Salem's sister's engagement party and became friends with his aunty sue? What if I am bloody cold? What if i started dinner and invited Salem over? What if Jess is singing.. 'Backpack, Backpack' What if Jess is also trying to play the bongo drums on my head? What if I spoilt the ending of HP for Salem? What if I keep telling him fake spoilers? What if he belives me cause he is so gullible? What if Salem corrupted Zoom? What if Mick kicked a ball to Jessica but it rebounded and hit my nose and I felt like doing a Marcia Brady 'oh my nose' What if I didn't cause it didn't hurt? What if I need to find an avatar a sig pic, and change my sig quote? What if Zoom won the lottery and flew 27 scrollers to Australia for a month? What if no one wanted to come because they think kangaroos hop down the street? What if Salem has a Koala for a pet? What if he bought me 39 platypuses? What if I am not sure if that is the plural for a platypus? What if Argy breeds bilbys? What if Margeaux came back to the scrolls and said she runs like an emu? What if Stace looks like an emu? What if I lived next door to LL and never knew it?  Seriously. | |||
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what if, heh, page '69'? *imature giggle* what if i start a new page with this what if and my comedic attempts are foiled? what if...hm? | ||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I just went to Erina Fair and MAN it's huge now, i almost got LOST, and the food court looks heaps DIFFERENT, and i laybyed jess a SCOOTER for xmas, and i just wanted to USE capitals, cause i remembered a previos POST by Maddy (my nickname for Madogis, i just made it up) ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I just started saying Maddie when I read Madogis' posts just now? What if but I thought-spelled it with an "ie"? What if I'm very edgy right now? What if I downloaded the Age of Empires demo and the little red people keep killing my little blue people? What if I also keep running out of fish and rocks? What if I go look for more cool free demos? What if the computers at the karate place have the virus? What if I wonder if it mails itself out and my ex-husband's inbox has one waiting in it? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my brain automatically converts Madogis into her real name? What if her real name was Jelulubelle? What if I got through the Spirit Temple? What if fighting Twinrova was fun? What if the cut scene after you defeat them/her is hilarious? What if I've also done all the different path things in Ganondorfs castle? What if I'm not going to go fight him yet, because I should get the 4th bottle and stuff, because I know I'm gonna need it? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, isn;t it funny how it can say one thing, and you automatically read it as another name.. I read Dr. Zoidberg as Weenie Boy. What if we call her Maddyie then Heitie? What if.. or Maddiey? What if, or Maddee? What if, maybe MadCowDisease? What if I love Nanzar? What if my comp is working now? What if Nora saw what she called 'my comp virus thing' on the news? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I can't decide which mad-ee spelling to use? What if I'll probably just skip around them? What if or maybe "Madness"? What if I wonder if anyone has a really good telescope just lying about that I can borrow and/or buy? What if I'm glad Ame's computer is working? What if was it an e-mail thing or one of those random attacks? What if I'm still a Warrior Scroller, but it doesn't seem right since my little Empire people don't survive long in battle? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Ame isn't very nice? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I usually read it as Salem, but sometimes as your real name, just because? What if I always picture you holding a black cat? What if no, not always, sometimes it's circling at your feet? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if we knew i already wasn't very nice? What if now i have all my dvd's back, i go do my dvd list? What if i pile all my dvd's up next to me and then alphabeticalise them on the floor, and line them all up so i can do my list. ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm watching Friends? What if it made me laugh when Phoebe was looking for the rat in her apartment that she named Bob, and she calls out "Bob? Bob? Robert!!"? What if Friends never ended? What if it kept going while they were really old? What if that would be kinda funny? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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