what if i'm even more anxious to use "piffy on a rock bun"?

what if i really need to get to bed now and best wait to further peruse this site tomorrow?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if from now on, instead of "in a pig's eye" i say "balderdash and flummery"?

what if i really do go to bed now?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if I mean to go to bed now as well, but watch a little Buffy first?

What if I initially typed that "watch a little buddy first"?

What if that would be confusing, on many levels?

What if i now have an avatar and a sig pic now?

What if watching a little buffy made me think of a midget SMG?

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I LOVE MY NEW
COMPUTER!!

what if the last two posts make me think of SMG dressed as Gilligan?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if i think i have got it right now?

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if i am looking at the twinnies treasure box.. *EG*

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

What if there's a fan fiction in there someplace?

What if I posted that last one a few seconds too late and now it looks like I'm insinuating something?

What if, to clarify, I meant a Buffy-Gilligan fan fiction?

What if I had to replace the slash with a dash because that's not what I meant by Buffy and Gilligan?

What if more than the same three people posted "What If's"?

What if Brucy really is blocked from the scrolls?

What if I am glad?

What if I am just kidding?

What if I really like my new digital camera?

What if I use it to take naughty pictures of scrollers?

What if I already did?

What if it was of Jubilee?

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Originally posted by Heitie:
What if the displayed scroll time finally matches the time on my computer?

What if my phantom computer fixer fixed it?

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What if the computer fixer had nothing to do with it, but Argy did?

What if ANY Scroller can set the time up to be how they want it to be, just be adjusting their personal preferences?

What if Heitie just settles down and waits to see what the Scrolls look like, once I have finished setting them up, rather than coming up with a sorts of complicated suggestions like me typing a list of members in the Announcements forum?

What if that sounded a bit testy?

What if it wasn't meant to sound testy at all?

What if I'm just trying to say "calm down?

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What if Josepeh is going to tarnish my good, wholesome image?

What if it isn't that wholesome?

What if he did take those pictures?

What if I think that would be extremely difficult, given the mileage between us?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I delete all of Brain's posts from this thread?

What if I liked the willow tree which Tam posted the best?

What if people simply emailed me or the Guardians when they had a problem with the Scrolls, instead of turning the situation into a melodrama?

What if I got an extension on my essay?

What if I don't feel like writing it, now?

What if Heitie tried searching for "pig's eye" instead of "in a pig's eye"?

What if we say "pig's arse" in Oz, when we don't believe something?

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What if I think Argy needs to chill?

What if I'm just playing around when I say that?

What if I think everyone needs to back off about being crazy crazy crazy?

What if I'm just playing around saying that too?

What if I'm not?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if Emmessis is surveying me?

What if it's a survey about HIV and AIDS?

What if the questions are really quite befuddling?

What if I feel stupid for not knowing more about such an awful disease?

What if this survey has made we want to do research and learn more?

What if that was the point of the survey?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I wanna dip Jubilee in chocolate sauce?

What if I wanna lick her clean, with sexy results?

What if I don't?

What if I couldn't contract HIV/AIDS doing that, depending on where I licked?

What if I used a dental dam?

What if ... I think I should stop typing now?

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What if Argy distrubs me?

What if she reminds me of a scary old man?

What if she is a scary old man?

what if she is a horrilby scary old man whore?

what if that idea is mildly arrousing?

what if is isn't?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I enjoy distrubing Jube?

What if I'm not quite sure what the sentence actually means?

What if I'm just a gal who's always looking for a good time?

what if the pic of Xander in Jube's sig is mildly arrousing?

what if I'm listening to Macy Gray's first album, as I type this?

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what if i love Macy Gray's first album?

what i a love melodrama?

what if i not so much love melodram, as i hate change?

what if this latest Scroll change is causing me to chance more than one thing that i don't want to?

what if the last fix i thought was working for me doesn't now?

what if i'm resisting the last change that may possibly solve my problems because i have doubts that that change will help either, but then i'll be stuck with it?

what if i'm not so much melodramatic as grumpy & irascible?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if the combination of food and sex never really appealed to me?

what it the combination of "what if's" and sex does?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

what if i woke up this morning at 4:44 a.m. and again at 5:55 a.m.?

what if i finally got up at 6:36 a.m., because i was slightly worried i'd roll over and see the clock displaying 6:66 a.m. if i went back to sleep again?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

What if Argy dipping Jubs in chocolate sauce does not sound like such a bad idea?

What if I suddenly have a craving for Hersheys?

What if I never look at chocolate the same way again?

What if I kept changing the time thing in my preferences because I couldn't remember if I was 4 or 5 hours behind GMT and it's finally right so I had no idea if it was me changing it or not?

What if I meant to be helpful and not difficult?

What if I waited until the scrolls had settled before making any suggestions and then everybody said "why didn't you say something sooner!"?

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Originally posted by Engelbert Humperdinck:
what if i finally got up at 6:36 a.m., because i was slightly worried i'd roll over and see the clock displaying 6:66 a.m. if i went back to sleep again?

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What if at first I thought that sounded logical and that I'd do it, too?

What if then I realized that the clock can't say 6:66 and I got a little freaked imagining that it would?

what if the image of 6:66 in the glowing red numbers of my alarm clock has me distrubed to the point of not sleeping?

what if i'm pretty sure there's nothing that could disturb me enough not to sleep?

what if i love to sleep and my bunkmate has to wake me in the morning, or i'd never make it to work?

what if i doubt anyone would notice?

~b

"And though I can't be with you tonight
You know my heart is by your side"