what if i forgot to log in again?

what if there's no going back now?

what if i think Salem's probably right about my dreams - i do tend to miss him an awful lot

what if naked what iffing realy isn't a viable option for me?

what if i don't think the twenty or so people that are sharing this public computer room would approve?

what if i go sign in?

what if ugh - this always takes forever?

what if damn Macs?

what if ooooooh page 50?

what if and me without my exdrordinaire status?

what if, hm, that didn't take long at all?

what if i go draw a picture?

what if i SHOULD go draw a picture of Siris Black - as per my Design project?

what if i could at least steal one from the web?

what if li'l help?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I think I had Ranch Dressing in America once?

What if I didn't want it, it was just there?

What if I didn't like it?

What if I don't like a lot of things?

What if I feel like playing a game?

What if I don't know what?

What if I kinda wanna play Monopoly?

What if Madogis what iffed naked in the middle of the public computer room?

What if it was a requirement to What if naked?

What if there were no colour televisions?

what if i wondered how many posts i'd have by now if i always logged in?

what if i go count them now?

what if i demand an upgrade of my posts on my return?

what if, oh well, that'll learn me to be frightfully incompitent?

what if it's not me? it's the computers!?

what if!?!?!?!?!?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i've been considering buying a B&W tv for the fun of it?

what if i haven't yet because of two things?

what if those things are 1: lack of finances, and 2: a fear of developing chromophobia - the fear of colours?

what if probably shoulda had more for lunch that a freddo frog?

what if i'm sincerely worried that i'm developing an aversian to non-white chocolate?

what if i'm a chocolate racist!?

what if nooooooooooooo!?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if the chromaphobia has already begun?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Madogis is crazy?

What if I can see the host of that party online, and they haven't messaged me demanding to know what happened to me?

What if I've now crossed a heck of a lot of people off my list of people to keep in contact with?

What if that makes it easier for me?

What if I'm not looking forward to a shool reunion 10 years from now?

What if no one throws a reunion?

What if good?

What if I want to go to a primary school reunion?

What if that would be awkward?

what if yes, well, the non-logged-in Madogis tally will have to wait?

what if it was a serious oversight to think that i could even attempt such rigorous back-tracking with such a crash-happy computer?

what if i should really get drawing?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if a primary school reunion would be fun?

what if i'd only go for my favourite teacher ever?

what if he rocked beyond all belief?

what if my favourite card game is still Black Jack, and he's the one who tought me how to play?

what if that was in year six?

what if i was 11 years old?

what if "mathematical counting game" my ass?

what if he was just letting us play games all day 'cause he was coowelle?

what if i miss him so much?

what if i bet he wouldn't even remember me now, but still?

what if...*sigh*?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if yes, you should get drawing?

What if you just kept What Iffing for ever?

What if Ame is missing?

What if I send her a text message to see where she is?

what if i was playing MATCH games all saturday?

what if Salem and Ame got paired up?

what if i had Shawn?

what if i don't think it was Scroller Shawn, but still?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if my back hurts from cleaning?

What if I moved all my furniture to clean beneath it?

What if not all of it but a lot?

What if then I had to take a shower because I felt icky?

What if now I'll feel weird taking one in the morning because all I've done is sleep?

What if there's a lot more cleaning to do?

What if my couch needs a slipcover?

What if I'd prefer a new couch but what can ya do?

What if I have a church meting tomorrow at 1pm?

What if that means I have to wake up before 3pm, which has been my custom these past few days?

What if hopefully I will become a normal person and wake at normal hours before school starts?

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What if Madogis means that she was playing with matches?

What if she had a little Salem match and a little Ame match and made them a little couple?

What if they did a match-dance?

What if Salem and Ame had matches made in heaven?

What if nyuk nyuk nyuk?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if Heitie is on 400 posts?

What if yay!?

What if her title changes with her next post?

What if it doesn't?

What if the little Salem and Ame matches caught fire and burned?

What if Madogis had a little match funeral?

what if literal matches doesn't sound like a bad idea?

what if developing a match dance would be a novel way to spend my time?

what if i'm working out the choreography as we speak?

what if it's really hard to work out choreography for matchsticks with no legs?

what if gave them legs?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if the match box would make a dandy coffin?

What if I want to see if my thing changes, too, but I'm not optimistic?

What if once you get to a certain level you get to pick your designation of those you've had?

What if I think we all know what I'd pick?

What if it didn't?

what if i had a funeral pire?

what if i started quoting "Light Mt Fire"?

what if that would be disrespectful to the matches, so i'll refrain?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if maybe the title changes at 450?

What if you'd better get posting!?

What if I don't like matches?

What if I'm afraid I'll get burnt?

What if the matches do need legs?

What if they only need one added because they have one already?

What if Madogis splits the one into two?

What if Madogis goes through one thousand matches before Madogis gets one that doesn't break during the leg detachment surgery?

What if someone finds Madogis sitting cross-legged on a floor surrounded my a three foot circle of broken matches?

What if they ask what she's doing and she says "Legs. Feck off."?

What if I hope that's as amusing to others as it is in my world?

What if I'm freaking because I just rememberd I had to prepare a skit for the youth group to do at camp next week?

What if I'm not sure if I need it to have 15 parts or 5?

What if everyone calls me a failure?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if it's 500?

What if it's permanent?

What if I played The Doors over and over my first year of college?

What if also Simon and Garfunkel?

What if I also had an Einstein poster making me the cliched college freshman?

What if my roommate had a poster of Monet's Waterlilies above her bed?

What if I hate Monet's Waterlilies?

What if I watched that Buffy where the vampires have all the students' posters and I screamed "I hate Waterlilies!" right at the tv, frightening my poor ex-husband?

What if it was more a yell than a scream?

What if he was more startled than frightened?

What if he's a macho macho man?

What if I should watch some early Buffy?