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what if the bathroom photo may come, just after the process is finished?

what if this is a mix-in texture product?

what if it's supposed to be thick, but not solid?

what if le got to the catch-and-release/live trap situation before i did?

what if Hot Pockets are good racoon bait?

what if i missed all the "fun"?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

 
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what if geez! 75 freakin' pages!?

what if that's gotta be a record?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

 
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what if 100 or bust!?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

 
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What if I just wrote a huge damn post and the computer said Page Not Found?

What if I wonder if we can say son-of-a-bitch?

What if the rules seem to only prohibit the more vulgar words?

What if "vulgar" kind of sounds like one of those words?
 
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What if my ex-husband did not do the dishes this morning?

What if he did however leave a sink full of coffee grounds, melted butter, and biscuit pieces?

What if my hand hurts more now?

What if we just got a thing from the mortgage people that says we need to send half a dozen more things, including an explanation of why the house payments come from an acount in my name?

What if jesus, just give us the mortgage?

What if I'm exhausted?

What if my kids are enjoying their healthy lunch, though, so I guess I'm doing ok on at least one front?

What if I do everything I can to ensure they don't have to go through this when they're grown up?

What if I disagree with the "kick the baby bird out and make it fly" theory of child rearing?

What if, as it turns out, we're not damn birds?

What if I'm going with a more mammal approach with my own children?
 
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What if I haven't done well with motorized screwdrivers in the past?

What if I can't seem to keep the thing on the head of the screw?

What if I've had my messenger things off because of my (apparent, I'm sure) nasty mood?
 
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What if my parents are the becoming the 'bird' sort?

What if its school or pay?

what if its you have no choice?

What if I HATE?

What if oh I am good at assembling things?

What if Relliks better?

What if you've made me think of trading spaces?

what if mmmm ty?

What if what about while you where out?

What if hmm Andrews not bad?

What if I know I'm pathetic?

What if.. but the power tools?

What if I have already called works TTT posters?

What if seven more days?

What if Jumps up and down?

What if not going to buy it?

What if just renting?

What if waiting for november?

What if who thought of the Gollum statue?

what if LOL?

What if I am home late form work?

What if I was suposed to call Rellik this morning?

What if she might be mad?

what if I dont know cause she isnt home?

What if I call again?

What if no answer?

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'
 
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What if, I wonder why Bolognese has a silent G?

What if i have always wondered why they use silent letters especially at the beginning on a word?

What if Gnome, Knife, Psycho?

What if regardless of the fact, english must be easy to learn since we have alot of scrollers from non english speaking countries?

What if I think i am in a non english speaking country since there is a post in FC saying they put subtitles when Aussies spoke at the 2000 Olympics?

What if mmmmmm Cheese and Bacon Balls?

What if i saw NX on AIM yesterday for the first time in agessssssssssssssssss?

What if that made me happy?

What if Hercy is on AIM so I message her?

What if she says.. ' was just about to go'

What if.. well lets see?

What if ok she just plain didn't reply... Frown

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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what if i'd reply?

what if, uh, Aim, you're not on my list?

what if i just told everyone in the world that my hotmail id was madogis@hotmail.com so that they could ad me to their lists?

what if, somebody gave me their address a few pages back, but i forgot to add it and now it's lost forever?

what if it's too early in the morning to be reading what ifs?

what if when i read 'taco mince on toaste', i thought it said 'taco mice on toaste'?

what if eek?

what if the radio people i love spent half an hour dissing gosford - where i alsmost sometimes live?

what if, well, not gosford, so much as club troppo, in gosford?

what if i've never been and it does sound kinda scarey, but it was still disheartening to hear my heros talking about places i know in a less than appealing light?

what if i watched futurama last night for the first time in weeks?

what if yay!?

what if, as a result, i had only 6 and a half hours sleep?

what if, considering what some scrollers must go through (particularly those with young'ns) i shouldn't complain?

what if my i'd take the reptillian approach to child rearing?

what if burry them in a ditch and leave them to sort themselves out?

what if i hope i never have children for their sake and mine?

what if especially after watching oprah the other day?


what if and yes, Ame, it would be splendiferous to meet with you?

what if how's your late september?

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what if oooh legend?

what if i like, i like?

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What if kinda sad about the lack of catch and release drama?

What if can't ya make something up to entertain me, zoom?

What if WOW a pound of gnocchi, I'm impressed!?

What if my belly feels full just thinking about it?

What if when I glanced at the top of this page I mistakenly thought that it was Ame talking about posting bathroom pics and somehow equated that to her recent toilet training Jess endeavors?

What if I was going to advise Ame against a "potty photo" to keep for all eternity?

What if cause my parents have one and it mysteriously surfaced while a high school boyfriend was over on a visit?

What if, I know. *SUCH* a cliche?

What if , yet very embarassing at age 17?

What if mammal child rearing vs bird child rearing is an interesting question to ponder?
 
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What if, nah the bare bum on a sheep skin rug will do for bringing out

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what if i have nothing of import to say or do?

what if i've just been sort of lurking for a bit?

what if my parents have threatened to show photos of me like that, but i don't think they've got the guts?

what if, 'cause they know that nobody crosses me and lives to tell about it?

what if *sinister look*
 
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what if thanks Heitie for posting in the dream thread?

what if, by the way, cudos fo your previous usages of the words "snazzy" and "flippin'"?

what if i'm wondering if it was a cute and fluffy Australian type possum, or an overgrown mutant rat possum that has been invading Zoom's stores?

what if i assume the too-vile-to-look-at American type possum is the feind in question?

what if i go write an abusive email to Salem?
 
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What if I can't get Trillian to connect?

What if that annoys me?

What if because of Ame going on and on about sphaghetti, I made some tonight?

What if it was pretty good?

What if I'm still stuffed three hours later?

What if my kitty misses me?

What if everytime I go to my parents' house and sit down she jumps in my lap?

What if it's endearing?

What if I bring her to her new home tomorrow?



Life is boring
It's really got me snoring
I'm wearing out the flooring
In a cheap hotel
But I don't have to work and
I might be sinning
But I never have to listen to
The rings of school bells

"The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White
 
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What if i have had trouble getting AIM to connect, but ICQ is ok?

What if... ya gunna send me some spag bol?

What if I am still eating left over taco mince, but thats ok, cause i love it?

What if i love sour cream too?

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What if I am playing with Nora?

What if most of the time i am more talented than Nora?

What if sometimes Salem joins in?

What if he seems inexperienced?

What if damn Nora is about to beat me again?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
 
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What if Ame is only more talented than me in her pathetic dreams?

What if I shouldn't talk too much trash?

What if I have a half assed belief in karma and no that it will be my undoing?

What if Salem is too chicken to play against Ame and me again?



Life is boring
It's really got me snoring
I'm wearing out the flooring
In a cheap hotel
But I don't have to work and
I might be sinning
But I never have to listen to
The rings of school bells

"The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White
 
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What if thats why Salem went away unannounced?

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What if i now have an Island Cybunny


What if I also have an Island Quiggle


What if I prefer my Starry Zafara?


What if they are all thanks to Lab?

What if I have no one to talk to, and my tv show doesn't start for 10 mins, and Jess is asleep so I am way bored?

What if you could tell I was bored?

What if I inspire someone else to post at least once before I wake up tomorrow?

What if its been ages since we got online after being asleep and there was pages and pages to read?

What if we aim for 100 pages before the end of the month?

What if WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What if, here is a really bad and grainy pic of the show I am about to watch


What if, here is the current cast?


What if this show is in it's 10th season?

What if no one cares?

What if someone will now ask me, what is a blue heeler?

What if i go now cause it;s about to start!

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what if a blue heeler is an australian cattle dog?

what if yay three days until vacation?

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what if the animal i thought had invaded was indeed a vile-to-look-at, overgrown-rat-looking American possum?

what if it turned out to be a much cuter but potentially much more dangerous racoon?

what if le took it to the equipment yard at the office of the construction company she worked for and set it free?

what if it immediately scampered over the fence and in the general direction of the nearby elementary school?

what if i'm betting there will be a cafeteria dumpster with it's name on it?

what if, sorry lila997, that's all i got?

what if those little cyber critters of Ame's are so cute i think i'm gonna puke?

what if there have been several Blue Heelrs in my neighborhood over the years, all but one of which were total freak dogs?

what if the one that wasn't a total freak dog was still kinda twitchy?

what if Boy Meets Boy is down to the final ep?

what if i think Brian is the last remaining straight guy?

what if i've pegged all the straight boys except San?

what if i'm convinced Dan is really gay but pretended he was straight to get on the show, thining the fact that he's really gay will make him a very convincing straight guy?

what if that's kinda Victor/Victoria, but i'm telling you if Dan is straight then so am i?

what if nobody is that good an actor?

what if i'm going to be p.o.'ed if Wes wins?

what if James could see how catty Wes really is, he might not like him as much?

what if i thought Robb or Derren were his best potential mates?

what if i liked how smitten Franklin was at first, but after last night he seems a touch Fatal Attraction?

what if everyone comes over to my house for Gnocchi Bolognese tonight?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

 
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What if I have known 2 blue Heelers in my time?

What if they are/where the sweetest dogs?

What if one of them give my leg a bath everytime I go there?

What if I find it kinda corney that they would have a show called that?

What if dam being woken up this morning?

What if mmm coffee?

What if *sigh* another warm day?

What if we arent allowed to put our air conditioning on?

What if its not fair goverment workers get a paid week off?

What if I dont cause I'm and 'essiental' service worker?

What if *swears*?

What if WOHOO supper?

What if do you think I could drive there in time?

What if I go have a shower?

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'
 
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What if in some places there are really 'taco mice on toaste'?

What if I only can have MSN on this PC?

What if I've just added a poor scroller as my contact? Smile

What if Australia is an English speaking country with a nice accent?

What if Brazil puts subtitles on Portugal movies although it's supposed to be same language?

What if there's not enough gnocci at Zoom's house?

What if Rellik calls while Cora is at shower?

What if to use the wrong prepositions is illegal and then I get arrested because of it?
 
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