What if my daughter was just talking to me about drawing a picture at the park?

What if I reminded her that she can draw in our backyard as well?

What if she said "Then we'd have to reassemble the table"?

What if for a five year-old her vocabulary seems ginormous?

What if maybe your daughter is one of those child prodigy types?

What if she begins building all kinds of new inventions and at first you shrug them off as just little tinkerings, but when you see her flying around the yard on a mini-space ship you begin to se her genious?

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What if I have been up since 6.30am?

What if I am d/l sings from the sound of music?

What if I found the new rug rats movie to d/l on Kazaa?

What if got mick to do it, cause he has satellite

What if Jubs is stoned?

What if she is sitting there eating french onion dip off her fingers?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, no way, Ame, I'm not eating that?

What if, more like Ranch dressing?

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What if I got the drugs from Salem?

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What if, what is ranch dressing?

What if picture it as a dressing you pour on a ranch before you eat it?

What if we don't eat buildings in Oz?

What if Salem is coming over tonight for dinner for kangaroo with kangaroo dressing?

What if koala dumplings and shredded platypus salad?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, Salem the drug dealer -slash- pimp strikes again

What if jubs and i are making a kangaroo & buffalo stew?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if ranch dressing is...how to explain this?

What if dressing, as in salad dressing, the stuff you put on top of your salad?

What if it's the liquidy stuff?

What if "Ranch" is a flavor?

What if it goes well with many things, and I like to dip bread in it?

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What if this stew is gonna kick butt?

What if everyone's gonna want a bite but we wont let them have any?

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What if.. like french dressing you mean, but different flavour?

What if we put mushrooms in this stew cause i like mushrooms?

What if Jess has her hand in my pocket cause it's warm?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, yes, just like that lol?

What if mm, I like mushrooms too?

What if yay! I changed my name?

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What if i have cold toes?

What if i am now d/l 'this one man'

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I think I'll go find some dinner?

what if I'm thinkin' chicken terryaki?

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What if forget the chicken, I found sweet corn?

What if I love summertime and sweet corn?

What if I wonder how many times I mention sweet corn in my what ifs?

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What if this music is making me really happy?

What if I was listening to it while I was showering and I broke into a spastic arm swingy-kicking dance?

What if it was really fun until I slipped?

What if, don't worry, I'm ok?

What if I'm so ok, I'm dancing now??

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What if I haven't even had a frappucino today?

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What if i wanna go shopping and buy some new dvd's?

What if I stopped lending DVD's to ppl cause they keep em for weeks instead of a few days.. and of course i want to watch them?

What if i want to get my dvd's back from my neighbour, but jess has her daughter's lego, and i need to put it all back in the box before i give it back, therefore, i won't ask for the dvd's

What if i ask my other friend for them back though

What if i can't post my dvd list UNTIL i have em all back, cause i am not quite sure what dvd's everyone has?

What if my friend borrowed a dvd 2 days after i bought it, and has had it for almost 3 weeks now, i had watched it, but mick hadn't

What if i ring her right now and see if she is home

What if brb

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I have the same problem you have, Ame, but with books?

What if that is very hard for me, because I am extremely protective (read: anal) about my books?

What if I make people promise not to damage or hurt my precious books?

What if I still fear for their well being every night they are away form me?

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What if when did I become a pimp?

What if we used to have a VCR that had a remote on a cord too?

What if I can't think of what to What if about?

What if I've only ever seen the first Rugrats movie?

What if I can tell I'm going to have to download the 5th Pokèmon?

What if I had to download the 4th, because I don't recall it ever being in cinemas here, and have never seen it for sale on DVD/Video?

What if it was a horrible movie and just shows how horrible Ash is when Jessie saves his and Sams life, and they just leave her trapped, with not even a word of thanks?

What if I feared for her life?

What if I wish I knew Japanese and lived in Japan and could see all these movies and buy those Sonic toys?

What if everyone all spoke them same language, there were no PAL/NTSC differences and we all got everything at the same time as each other?

What if the world was flat and it was the same time everywhere in the world?

What if I just had to restart the computer because the internet was being a pain?

What if because of that, it cost me a chance at winning a competition on Mornings With Kerri Ann?

What if you needed to be one of the forst 20 people to email to win?

What if it wouldn't send my email away?

What if I tried sending it again, and it sent twice?

What if now I feel stupid for having two emails sent away?

What if they think I'm stupid now for sending two, thinking it'll give me a better chance at winning?

What if grrr...?

what if i've been reading what ifs for two hours?

what if i'm kinda impressed that it didn't take me 3?

what if Shawn is a "leafer"?

what if maggots makes me thik of "The Lost Boys"?

what if that's not the name of the movie at all?

what if it is?

what if i said the one with the vampires and the "rice" and Keifer Sutherland, just t be clear?

what if now i'm remembering a tale of Keifer Sutherland reassuring Sara Michelle Gellar that there'd be other chances for her when Buffy enevitably failed in its first season?

what if shows what he knows?

what if i can't get the phrase "holy potatos" out of my head?

what if i had another dream about Salem?

what if that's twice?

what if i think i'm spending entirely too much time with that boy?

what if not enough?

what if it's withdrawel symptoms?

what if damn Salem and his Harry Potter pills!?

what if does everyone love Salem or is it just me?

what if he gets his own sit-com?

what if Everybody Loves Salem?

what if Everybody Hates Layton?

what if hah!?

what if based on my roommate's assumption that i'm in love with Salem, she plans to set me up with a guy who "may or may not be gay"?

what if i find that funny?

what if poor Salem, poor poor Salem?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I'm about to have lunch?

What if why poor poor Salem?

What if yay, The Practice is on tonight?

What if it's not?

What if that wouldn't be good?

What if Madogis' dreams of me are to fill in the void of not having me around?

What if my lunch is ready, so I'm gonna go eat and then I'll return?

What if I'm watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and it's making me clean my house?

What if I just moved my couch and...I guess it'd been a while?

What if I'm so glad no one saw that?

What if I suddenly go mad with cleaning because of my couch horror?

What if I watched Family Guy with lunch?

What if it was the episode where the family moves to the south as a part of the witness protection program?

What if it's cold here?

What if there are odd warm patches in the air?

What if I'd be concerned if I was in a pool?

what if all the scroller babes dream about pimp daddy Salem?

what if this thread smelled a little spammy earlier?

what if the smell of stew and sweet corn cleared the air or spammishness?

what if i've heard a frogwaltz?

what if i not only remember a long ago day of yore before we had a remote control TV, but a far distant time when my family got it's first color TV?

what if that was shortly after we stopped seeing the dinosaurs?

what if ranch dressing is mayonnaise, buttermilk & herbs?

what if those herbs are a blend of parsley, tarragon, oregano, chives and probably some others in lesser amounts?

what if i have what iffed naked before?

what if i'm not what iffing naked now, but could if you like?

what if i'm wearing one of those snap-front western style shirts, so it'd be quick and easy?

what if the historical TV references hurt my chances of anyone wanting me to what if naked?

what if, oh well...at least Ame's a brave and/or crazy one?

what if we all what if naked?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.