What if I would retain neither ownership nor possession of the above shop vac?

What if I had only one cup of coffee today and I don't feel as well as I'd like?

What if I think part of it's the weather?

What if also the sleep issue?

What if everyone goes to Fight Club and takes the incredibly hard and disturbing bible quiz?

What if they don't?

What if that'll make it easier to delete later?

What if that's cynical, but a win-win nonetheless?

What if my Spinal Tap dvd rental came today?

What if I want to watch it but again, not feeling top drawer?

What if we fixed some wiring in the attic today and I'm checking all the smoke detectors just in case?

What if my ex-husband is knowledgable, but is no electrician?

What if we could've done more in there but we want to wait until it's actually our house?

What if the same goes for replacing the bath tub and the kitchen counter?

What if that's depressing, yet frugal?

What if I kind of miss the Frugal Gourmet?

What if more than that I miss Graham Kerr?

What if I'm not sure about that spelling?

What if I never once made one of his dishes but he was fun to watch?

What if will your bible quiz make me upset, Heitie?

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What if I haven't any idea, Jubilee?

What if it mostly made me say "oh, no way. really?"?

What if there's a lot lurking in that book that people who profess to hold it in high regard probably need to be aware of, if they're not already?

What if also, I don't necessarily endorse the quiz itself, it just surprised me so I'm sharing?

What if I have 3 different bibles right here because I was looking stuff up for an hour after the quiz?

What if I feel educated and sleepy?

what if i've done the 3 Bbile version thing before too?

what if i've also done it with various translations of the Tao?

what if the Sermon on the Mount is very Taoist?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if i maintain a Taoist frame of mind while venturing into FC to check out this quiz...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if, where did you find this quiz, Heitie?

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What if I haven't read the Tao?

What if I watched Eddie Izzard and that worked out well, so I'll give it a shot?

What if "A plumber, what on earth is that?"?

What if it was a link from a religious recovery website to the Freedom From Religion Foundation thingy?

What if I'd never been to the Freethinker site before but am finding it interesting?

What if I have some thoughts on this quiz that many may not like?

What if it seems to focus on only negative things?

What if I post my thoughts in fight club after I read all of the "answers"?

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what if Heitie picks up a book called The Tao of Pooh along with Stephen Mitchell's translation of the Tao?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if that's fine, it's not my quiz?

What if I felt it was thought provoking, but not the definitive answer thing?

What if I imagine the writers felt the positives have been widely hailed for forever so they wanted folks to see the rest?

What if I was going to ask which translation to start with and now I don't have to?

What if that's the first one I saw and then I was looking at Jane English's?

What if there are 70 billion of them on Amazon?

What if I want to say "I'm ordering some Pooh"?

What if I'm disturbed reading the reviews of the Mitchell version?

What if I also don't like that he's listed as author and not translator?

What if he apparently left parts out because they were about magic?

What if I research further?

What if I'm a bit wound up now?

What if I don't enjoy being wound up before bed?

What if I should've saved that quiz until tomorrow when I am more in a mood of debate and in a right mind to do so?

What if I don't look at it again until tomorrow?

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What if I'd rather it didn't turn into a heated thing?

What if we can all share ideas and perspectives without the forementioned heat?

What if, definately, going to not make it heated?

What if this is another reason why I shouldn't post my views about the quiz at 2:00 am?

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What if I'm eating crackers and cheese spread?

What if I made the cheese spread?

What if I like it the way I make it better than how my mom makes it?

What if that makes me feel like a bad daughter?

What if I also like how I make cornbread better than how she makes it?

What if I need to not feel bad about it, it's just that I like less garlic powder in my cheese spread, and more sugar in my corn bread than she does?

What if maybe I'll make some corn bread tomorrow because it sounds really yummy right now?

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what if i have not posted a what if in 3 or 4 days?

what if my what ifs were never good anyway?

what if i have been playing mario Golf all night?

what if that isnt a very productive way to spend my saturday night?

what if no one is reading this?

what if mmhmm?

what if that chick from american pie 3 is really hot?

what if she is really sexually active and experimental?

what if my gf needs to be more like that?

what if i dont really care ?

what if i cant think of any good what ifs?

what if it doesnt really matter cause none of my what ifs were really that good at all?


Seriously.

What if I took the quiz and got a 9 out of 50?

What if that's surprising considering I pretty much don't know anything about the bible?

What if I'm sleepy?

What if Jubilee claimed she is never going to sleep again?

What if she never does?

What if she'll be sleeping in 5 minutes?

What if sometimes when I stay up until sunrise reading, I almost forget to sleep?

What if that is not such a good way to be?

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what if Salemis only 23 posts ahead of me?

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What if now it's like 21?

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What if I must catch up to him?

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