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What if the appraiser will be here between 8:15 and 8:30 tomorrow morning? What if MORNING?? What if at least it'll be over with? What if I've abandoned all projects and am focusing on the cleaning issue? What if at least it isn't gross cleaning, just dust and clutter? What if we emptied our attic several weeks ago to fix a wiring problem and now everything that was in there is sort of scattered about? What if it's mostly back in but not quite? What if I want to go to zoom's house and eat just whatever? What if I fall asleep while everyone else eats and there's nothing left but some breadsticks or something? What if I'm fine with it? What if I wake up and start looking for something to clean or pack into plastic storage bins? What if I start gathering documents every place I go? What if I advise everyone to keep all their bank statements and proofs of everything no matter how insignificant it may seem? What if I also have cramps today, how nice? What if I wonder if I should post in the Tired thread but I'm not sure if this is the tiredest I've ever been? What if when the kids were babies I was pretty darn tired but that was a lot more pleasant? What if because babies? What if I found a lot of baby pictures of them last night while I was sorting boxes for storage? What if I have to keep that box in my closet so it's close? What if Amazon sends my freaking printer so I can print some more pictures? What if my son is like me and doesn't photograph in a representational manner? What if yeah, I'm just rambling now? | |||
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What if now my babbling has started another page and I feel conspicuous all over again? What if Salem hurries back so he can start some pages? What if I can't be arsed to do bold names? What if I'm still not sure what that means? What if I've been watching a lot of British tv whilst sorting socks and documents? What if "Socks and Documents" is the name of my autobiography? What if somebody makes a tv series called that first and ruins the whole idea? What if it sounds like a detective show, but the twist is that it's really a hospital one a la ER? What if each week they preach about chicken pox vaccinations and marijuana use? What if we're all sick of that so we don't tune in? What if we won't be drawn in by a snappy detectivesque title? What if I haven't had coffee in days? What if it shows in an opposite kind of way? | |||
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what if not to worry Prof X--i have 100 pounds of back-up gnocchi in the freezer at the shop? what if that's not enought e can fill in with any number of spiffy ravioli choices? what if for instance this week's special: roasted pork loin, fennel (sorry Tam and date ravioli? what if or 4-mushroom (fresh oyster, shitake, lobster and brown) and goat cheese? what if or perhaps gorgonzola & pinenut, a perennial favorite? what if, in any case, i think i got it covered so come on over? what if and plenty of Italian wine? what if and tiramisu & lamingtons for dessert!! WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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what if i just printed up the 2003-2004 Holiday Appetizer menu? what if bloodyclownboy helped greatly in the compilation thereof? what if it's chock full o' yumminess? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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what if the official font of Pasta & Co. is CalistoMT? what if, sure it's missing an "l"--but come on...CALISTO?!?!--it had to be? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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What if you all did well and there was many a what if to read but you could do better! What if Blue Heelers was a 2 parter last night, and now I can't wait till next week? What if Blue Heeler is also a police type person? What if that is what the show is basically about, but the boss does own a cattle dog too...lol What if I just got an ICQ pop up thingy to tell me it is Ully's b'day on Saturday? What if i do a birthday post? What if he never sees it cause he's never around? What if he visited Axel occasionally and got on his comp? What if  ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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what if franklin is a little bit scary? what if brian's teeth are a little bit too perfect? what if zoom explains what wes did that was catty? what if i don't know b/c i haven't seen all of every episode? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe  | |||
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What if I only ever see the last couple of minutes before Queer Eye comes on? What if the friend lady looks so upset next week!? What if I'm getting a migraine? What if lol...it's all starting to get funny? What if I could use some white chocolate? What if dessert at zoom's involves white chocolate? What if or lemon something? What if I doubt white chocolate and lemon would be good together? What if I'm trying to call my ex-husband but he's not answering his phone? What if I want him to pick up one of those little tiny coffee makers? What if I just have a press but the drippy kind makes the house smell so nice? What if presses do too, but with less perfusion? What if I'm curious to see if I go to bed early or not? What if there's not much else to do except put sorted boxes into the attic? What if after the guy/gal leaves I pass out and sleep for several days? What if I should put the cereal where the kids can reach it first? | |||
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what if i'm shocked that heitie misses a reality tv show?  what if there's another one on at the same time that i don't know about? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe  | |||
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What if I think Tuesdays at 9 I watch Cupid? What if heh, it is a reality show? What if it's stupid but I like it? What if these people leave their long-term emotional happiness and fulfilment up to the viewing public? What if they're surprised when America votes off the very nice but boring guy so the painful-to-watch dates continue because they're good television? What if I wonder if these people even know what viewers like to see? What if I don't like the vibe on Boy Meets Boy? | |||
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what if the girl on Boy Meets Boy is more of a drama queen than the gay boys? what if she's freaking cuz James told her about one of the last three being gay? what if Wes said mean things about the absent mates as soon as they were off with James? what if he dissed Franklin's "big hair"? what if, while looking at one of the horses crapping he said "speaking of excrement, here comes Derren"? what if several other things i can't recall but enough to make me seriously not like him? what if i watched about 10 minutes of Big Brother last night, and that vibe was really icky? what if i actually kinda surprised how non-icky Boy Meets Boy is, considering that many gays guys thrust together? what if hehe, "gays guys thrust together"? what if i'm particularly surprised that there's been no "thrusting" to speak of? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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what if desserts aren't my strong suit? what if i seldom if ever do any white chocolate desserts? what if i can make a lemon custard tart? what if the bakery that makes our bread makes some mean lemon squares? what if you hit up bloodyclownboy to make dessert? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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what if she's freaking cuz James told her about one of the last three being gay? what if oops, i meant he told her about one of the last three being straight? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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What if I'm sitting because the appraiser will be here any second and I keep finding more things to clean? What if there's more dust than I'd ever imagined? What if it's mostly cat hair? What if I start brushing the cat? What if the kids do it as part of their regular allowance chores thing? What if hey, bcb, do you do anything with white chocolate? What if a lemon custard tart or some squares sounds awfully good, though? What if when my daughter likes something she says "Well that's darn tasty"? What if she got it from me? What if she knows it's understated humor? What if my son is hanging out the door waiting for the appraiser? | |||
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What if I think I'm just used to the Big Brother vibe? What if cattiness really bugs me so I was initially put off Boy Meets Boy and couldn't get it back? What if I also have an issue with the some-are-really-straight thing? What if I dislike lying, particularly when it comes to potential relationships? What if I don't feel it's something to mess with? What if plus, finding out someone you like would rather be with a different gender is unpleasant? What if it leaves very little room for hope, though admittedly still some? What if heh...thrusting? | |||
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What if the appraiser was nice? What if he liked our granite steps? What if I doubt it'll add to the value, though? What if I want to paint and paint until the house looks like it's new? What if I don't until the mortgage goes through? What if it doesn't then I'm not painting someone else's house? What if I'm having some coffee, darn it? | |||
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what if, while not bilious or green, the sports bra i'm wearing gives me Gab-like posture? what if said posture accentuates by Gab-like abs nicely? what if Shawn finally gets out of training at work and spews Coke on the comp when she reads that? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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What if zoom is wearing a little skirt with the sports bra? What if she shows a picture? What if I just realized we still haven't heard the pageant story? | |||
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What if some people have this "It'll be fine" attitude that makes me crazy? What if you really do need to worry a little now and then? What if they only worry when it's too late to do anything about it? What if that is a misuse of the worry mechanism? | |||
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What if I'm lazy today? what if its 2 and I havent donw ANYTHING? What if well atleast I watched Xena today? what if I should phone rel? WHat if I need to clean the house? What if I need to do laundry? What if I thought of an excuse for putting it off? What if still have to work? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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what if haha no skirt? what if also no pictures? what if ah yes...the pageant story? what if it should translate nicely to what if format? what if there actually are photos of that, but not on my comp and oh darn, my scanner doesn't work? what if the Bosque County Little Miss Farm Bureau Contest, circa 1964? what if i'd just gotten a new puppy the week before? what if all dolled up in yellow dotted-Swiss & organza and a lovely That Girl-ish flip hair-do, loaded up in the Palomino-Ivory Chevy Nomad stationwagon, and on our way when Dad runs smack over my new puppy and kills it dead? what if let the waterworks begin? what if, red and puffy notwithstanding, the show must go on? what if the emcee didn't know about the horrible mishap on the way to the pageant, so during the meet-the-contestants moment he said, "So, Little Miss Zoom, tell me about that new puppy i hear you have..."? what if "MY DADDY KILLED MY PUPPY!!!"? what if The Return of the Waterworks, deluxe edition? what if that was the first time they ever crowned a Fifth Runner-up at the Bosque County Little Miss Farm Bureau Contest? what if, mm hm...that was me? what if when i opened the wrapped prize they gave me, it was a toothbrush holder? what if it was a toothbrush holder in the unfortunate shape of, you guessed it... a puppy? what if Waterwork 3, The Deluge? what if, tough day for a five-year old? what if and that is why i passed up that potential career on the beauty pageant circuit? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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What if despise so-called reality shows because they only would be 'reality' if people didn't know they're in a show? What if granite steps should add some value to a house specially if they are other than the grey granite type? What if Ame force Xenatizer to stop by and read his birthday's thread? What if I have the font Calisto on my home computer? What if I have the Xena font as well? What if they are true type but never fight each other? | |||
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what if now i see what zoom meant about wes? what if i like franklin's big hair? what if i can't believe i'm actually watching a 'reality' show? what if i go set the vcr for next week's ep since i won't be able to watch it? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe | |||
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What if that story made me laugh and cry? What if my little girl is 5 years old right now so I'm extra sensitive? What if I just got up to make sure she's happy and to give her a hug? What if I'm very glad zoom has had many happy puppy times since? What if I can't believe you were still in the pageant? What if the granites are all different, Prof, with many reds and greens and blue sparklies? What if grey tombstone granite does not enter my home? What if it's the basement steps so there are 12 different varieties and it's a lot like a lovely catalog? What if they're shiny with perfect non-slip grooves? What if they were slab scraps my ex-husband fabricated into steps so they were free? What if I love free? | |||
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What if wait, I think two of the steps might be the same? What if I could check but I won't because some are similar and I might not know if they're really a different stone or not? What if I'm probably getting a bit too far into this for everyone? | |||
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