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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I usually stop myself swearing in public by saying something like 'fudge'? What if, but sometimes there's no stopping it? What if sometimes it's like that episode of Friends with the Ms. Pac-Man machine that Chandler gets all the high scores on and enters dirty words as the names? What if, and then Phoebe is trying to clear them off because Ben is due to come round to play it and they don't want him seeing those words? What if Phoebe gets a game over when she was so close and then starts swearing just as Ben enters the room? What if you don't actually hear her swear because they play music and sound effects over it, but you see her mouth moving and her actions? What if, yeesh, what a long explanation? What if it's funny anyway? What if is it rude to leave instead of sitting there for 7 hours? What if I'm wondering if you can't just sneak out? What if you say your kids need to go to the toilet and then take them and never come back? What if unless your ex is actually on show for the 7 hours? What if I'm probably missing the point, but it's late? What if I'm looking for a quote for my signature? ---------------  | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if he's one of the highest belts so he's in it through the whooooole thing? What if I make him come pick us up at the lunch break? What if then I'd only have 2 or 3 hours of suffering? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I understand now? What if I believe I shall go to sleep now? What if I hope you have a good time if you do go, after lunch or not? What if I found a quote, yay? What if I change 'robot' to the way he says it, which is more like 'robuht'? What if you need to say it fast? --------------- Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do. | |||
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What if thanks?  What if neat quote? What if I like this one as well "Disemboweling in your species... fatal or non-fatal?" but I don't know if it's accurate as I heard it third party? What if g'night? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I just found out that the test is to be in two parts this time? What if the higher belts are in the afternoon so that's only 3 or 4 hours instead of 7? What if how revolutionary? | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if we're taking care of two cats for the next week or so? What if that means we now have a grand total of 4 cats in our house? What if my cats are nearing 9 years of age, and the two we're caring for are barely 8 months old? What if when they first met, the cats stood about 3 feet apart and hissed at each other for nearly 10 minutes? What if after the hiss-fest, my female cat ran to my parents room and hid under their bed? What if then the baby female cat ran and hid under my bed? What if then the male cats had a stare down and my cat seemed like he couldn't care less if the baby boy was hissing and growling? What if my kitty just say there licking himself? What if the baby boy cat just started looking all over our house, trying to find his sister? What if, when he did, he wasn't sure if it was her, so he sat there hissing at her until she swiped at him and he licked her face? What if...oi, this'll be a fun week for my mom? What if I wont be here for most of the time with the kitties since i'll be at that camp starting monday? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if looking after kittens sounds fun? What if I wish I had kittens to look after? What if this one time at my neighbours place, they got a new kitten and we were introducing it to their other, much older cat? What if they were both female and the old one kept leaving the room whenever the young one came in? What if we tried to make them friends by closing them in a room together? What if we foolishly closed ourselves in there with them? What if our friend making session did not go well? What if soon the room was filled with hissing and such and yells of "quick, open the door!!"? What if  ?--------------- Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do. [This message was edited by Dr. Zoidberg on 08 August 2003 at 08:47 PM.] | |||
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What if I'd like more kitties as well? What if my cat, just a few minutes ago, stood up on his hind parts and started clapping his hands? What if he was actually trying to catch mosquito or something but I couldn't see it at first? What if it was as hilarious as you can imagine? What if with more cats these things would occur at a much higher rate? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my rabbits used to stand on their hind legs? What if that wasn't hilarious or amazing? What if it was still cute though? What if one of the cutest things was when they'd clean themselves by licking their front paws and then wipe them over their faces? What if it was equally adorable when they'd clean their ears as if they were humans washing their hair by holding their ears down and brushing their paws over it? What if that sounds confusing? What if just picture a girl brushing the length of her hair, then change the girl to a rabbit and the hair to ears and you should get what I mean? What if they would be standing tall while they did this? --------------- Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I had rabbits a long time ago? What if I know exactly which ear washing routine Salem is talking about? What if I used to give them a dandelion, stem end first, and watch them eat it like spaghetti and then pause and whoooop the flower in? What if ahh...good times? What if I think maybe my kids need a rabbit? What if we had one years ago named Hyacinth but she died in an unfortunate late-March blizzard incident? What if we'll be more careful next time? What if you would think with it being late March and all....? What if now I have 3001 reasons why I want the mortgage to go through? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i saw joan armatrading perform tonight? what if it was actually last night by now? what if it was cool? _____________________________ the tightrope i walk it splits sanity at the "i"  | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I just appeared? What if I just read like 20 pages of What if's? what if I am allllll caught up? What if I missed out on some fun stuff? What if that makes me sad? What if I come back and there are 20 more posts? What if no one misses me? What if I expect that? What if Salem is farther in the game than I am? What if I had better get playing? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if now I got aaaaaaaalllllllll the friends that I wa-ant? What if I may need mo-ore, but I shall just stick to those things that I have got? What if I love Joan Armatrading? What if did she do Love and Affection? What if or maybe Me, Myself, I? | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if i just randomly re-post a random scrollers what if's? What if zoom is doing one line posts to get a larger house in Scrollerland? What if we have a guy who comes around and gets our messages and puts them up on the community board? What if he's the "post man"? What if heh...? What if my house would be huge via my relatively high post numbers? What if then I'd have to clean it so I'll opt for a moderate home? What if Happy Birthday le? What if somebody gave my kids some dominoes a few years ago but they have uneven edges so they're only good for playing dominoes and not so much the domino effect? What if what's the point? What if zoom gives the neighbor dog a tasty pill and it soothes him into restful slumber? What if that's more or less guilt free but I don't know what would do that to a dog? What if I've been looking at a missing children site and I'm very sad? What if makes me hug my children nonstop? What if their dad took them to their first baseball game the other day? What if I wrote his cell number and the home number on paper and made them pratice giving it to someone in case they lose Dad? What if once in Toys R Us a man was frantically scurrying about the aisles saying "Hannah?? Hannah???"? What if I happened to see a little girl in the motorized car section and stopped him and asked if that was her? What if the giant grown man hugged her like nobody's business and cried right there in the store? What if it was fabulous? What if I really want the locator chip?  Seriously. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I just got bit by a kitty? What if, the stupid little dolt, doesn't he know not to bite me wen I'm trying to cuddle him? What if, he didn't draw blood though so it's ok? What if his sister is growling at me? What if I don't see why I appear to be such a threat, the darn cats know how I am? What if I'm at their *actual* house every other day at least? What if I always pet them, so why are they being all mean now? What if....come on cat, let's take this outside? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if salem on txt messages me cause he knows i get a thrill out of my phone vibrating every time a message comes through? What if..The ray is fired at 10_lil_warlords... ... and he changes into a Red Cybunny!! What if it was a speckled niimo and anything has to be better than that? What if Jess was just climbing up the pantry and i 'meant' to say to her 'get down' but i really said what if you get down and then laughed insanely to myself? ========================  Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if what iffing is like a disease? What if there is a medical team of scientists working on a cure? What if the disease brings a smile/laugh to the person infected with it each time, so it's not a deadly disease? What if not yet at least? --------------- Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if.. next account? What if..The ray is fired at GabsTheGreatest... ... and she gains 4 maximum hit points!!!! What if i go to bed early tonight and watch either The Guru or Daredevil on the laptop on dvd, since we've had both for over a week and haven't watched either? What if i think Jess is well on her way to being toilet trained? What if day 6 and only 1 accident in all 6 days? What if salem just told me his favourite movie is Mary Poppins? What if i have coke? What if coca-cola? What if i once laughed and spat coke on the computer and i think it was jubs, who asked me if i meant powder or liquid? What if i have never been into drugs? What if people who don't bother me as long as they don;t try and make me see why they like it so much? What if salem even says no to a cyber beer? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if see, another lie by Ame? What if you can remember the top ten movie thread and on my list Mary Poppins was no where to be seen? What if, I'm not saying it's a bad movie, just pointing out that Ame is weird and is just making up lies about me? What if I'm watching the Camera Trap? What if it's amusing me? What if it's silly? --------------- Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, last account? What if...The ray is fired at Kevin_Tod_Smith... ... and he gains 2 strength points!!!! What if Kevin looks like this?  What if he has a pet pet, called chunky that looks like this?  ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if i change my avatar to chunky? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if my avatar didn;t work cause it wasn't 48 x 48? What if i have an icecream? What if its fun to make up lies about salem, so he swears more? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem said Salem (8:52 PM) : ooh so it works out well then. both getting off at the same time what if we was talking about getting offline what if i just had to post it anyaways, cause you guys have filthy minds what if also too, cause i like to embarass him ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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