what if i make a cilantro-cashew pesto?

what if, ecpet for pestos, i actually don't cook much with nuts?

what if with the exception of pine nuts?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if epcet = except?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

What if Ecpet is a Florida educational and entertainment pavilion for pets?

What if it should be shaped like the CatDog house, half bone, half fish?

What if I'm not a big cilantro fan, but I like basil?

What if I want to....put nuts in pizza?

What if I wonder how they'd go in something alfredo?

What if Amazon has great deals on Fiestaware?

What if I usually buy one piece at a time because one bowl is $5 and plus I like the different colors?

What if you can get a 4-piece place setting for like $15 and it comes with a free pasta bowl?

What if I'm very excited?

What if I also got The Sims: Unleashed so my pretend time-wasting people can have pretend time-wasting pets?

What if Victorian women had as many ways to unwind as we do?

What if I mean besides the zen of undoing 700 shoe buttons and washing the laundry by hand?

What if I did laundry by hand in the bathtub for a winter when my son was a baby and we had no money at all?

What if I refused to use public machines because I'd either have to sit there with my baby for 2 hours or leave our clothes at the mercy of goodness knows who, neither of which was going to happen?

What if I also felt it would be good for my character?

What if you don't want to do laundry in the bathtub in the winter?

What if it takes days to dry because it freezes, you thaw it, it freezes, etc.?

What if you have to thaw it because sublimation takes even longer?

What if I watched part 1 of "1900 House" on PBS Sunday night?

What if I'd always missed it before and am very excited I happened to see it was on?

What if I shouted a little when I saw it listed about 10 minutes before it started and I frightened the entire household?

What if thanks, Salem, he's a good karate guy?

What if I feel like I've mentioned the laundry thing before?

What if if I have I apologize, I didn't mean to dwell?

What if I just remembered that we got a used dryer about a month into that winter?

What if if you have to get one or the other, get a dryer if it's winter?

What if Vivian Vance was freaking gorgeous?

What if ?

What if as well?

What if I understand they frumped her up quite a bit for the show?

What if they wouldn't have had much of a show without her, if you ask me?

What if I didn't know who Vivian Vance was?

What if I go look her up?

What if I discover she lived her entire life before I was even born?

What if there's that young..ness again?

What if I don't feel tired anymore?

What if hooray!?

What if I can't remember if I said that when I go to bed earlier tha usual, I always wake up feeling more tired?

What if I went to bed later last night, and now I feel properly rested?

What if that's crazy?

What if it wasn't?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if Buffy's done?

what if it's finished?

what if game over, man, game over?

what if...well, that isn't very good now is it?

what if i wont give away crucial plot twist and the like (lest someone is yet to see it), but i'll just say this: Joss Whedon needs to take a long hard look at himself?

what if by that i mean, i was a little dissapointed by it...just a little?

what if, but not nearly as much as the X-files finale?

what if i shouldn't jusdge these things, as it's only the third end of an era i've witnessed?

what if The Pretender, The Xfiles, Buffy?

what if i'm not sure if The Pretender ever finished, but they stopped showing it here, so i'll just have to deal with it either way?

what if i rank the finales (best to worse) thusly: Pretender, Buffy, X-files?

what if i'm rambling quite a bit now, but at least i'm amused?

what if i spent the rest of the night watching a behind the scenes doc on the Buffy movie, followed by the Buffy movie?

what if there are some people in it that movie i didn't know about?

what if Hilary Swank and Ben Affleck?

what if i also learned that Rutger Houer was in Blade Runner?

what if really need to see Blade Runner?

what if you should all go see Lady Hawk because i say so?

what if soon Rutger, soon?

what if Tom Felton appears hot in The Prisoner of Azkabaan?

what if duh?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if how come Salem went to bed Late last night?

What if I have to go to bed early tonight?

What if it probally wont happen?

What if my parents are leaving on Sat for 2 whole weeks?

What if I wished Salem where here so I could take advantage of that?

What if only one person knew what I meant?

What if thats ok, I'm rambling again?

What if STELLLAAAAAAAA?

What if Judo Chop?

What if thats enough?

what if i think i've got a pretty good idea what you mean *nudge nudge, wink wink*?

what if i don't know about early - he claims to have been up till midnight at least?

what if i don't understand what the difference is between quick replying and ...normal replying?

what if i use either one at random?

what if i hope that's not against the law, officer?

what if i'm having a bad bad day, wont you put that pad away?

what if o.o?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i just what iffed at Salem in msn?

what if i'm cold?

what if, i hope nobody slipped me some joke gum?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I KNOW he was up atleast till after 12?

What if he was only up till 10:30?

What if maybe I had something to do with that?

What if <evil Grin>?

What if mmmm gum?

What if DQ has a new bubble gum Blizzard?

What if I wish I was six again so that I would actually appreciate it?

What if Madogis What iffes me on msn?

What if, if you change the scroll time to australian time, you'll see that I posted after midnight?

What if I stayed up just because?

What if when I did go to bed, I was reading, so I didnt sleep til after 1 anyway?

What if there was a cat or possum outside my window making noises?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if i was always in the "don't chew gum! you'll swallow it and die!" camp?

what if there was also the threat of having my stomach eaten away by its own acids so i was and still am very reluctant about gum chewing?

what if often make an exception for peppermint extra though?

what if i msn cora?

what if...how does one msn cora?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if I KNOW why Salem was up past midnight?

what if, in fact, I had more to do with it than cora?

what if i'm very very bad influence on the boy and have forced him to abandon all sense of reason and morality?

what if...he was watching Buffy? *cue bone chilling revelation music*

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if one goes about MSN cora at Cora_queen@hotmail.com?

What if well I still had SOMETHING to do with it?

What if Glares?

What if It makes me feel special to have something to with it?

What if we pretend that I did?

What if I wonder what Salem was reading?

what if i hope it was a Lemony Snicket book?

what if only because i want to read them myself?

what if it took me 8 months to realise that i even had access to msn, so just bare with me as i blunder my way into a conversation with you?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if we have most of those books?

What if they belong to my brother though?

What if hes not here so thats ok?

What if I take over his room?

What if Ame just came online and asked if I was having computer troubles?

What if she said that she rang her computer support man and he said over 400 people have rang today?

What if she said it has something to do with windows XP and Internet Explorer?

What if I'm using Netscape which is maybe why I'm having no problems?

What if Ame just left saying it's doing it again?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if yes I was watching Buffy last night?

What if it was because it was the final episode and I used to watch the show when it first started?

What if plus the fact I'd been taping most of this season for Madogis I decided I might as well just stick with it to the bitter end?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if good boy, have a toffee?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if.. so far so good?

What if, i wonder if any other XP users have been having problems today?

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Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts

What if a lot of XP users are having trouble?

What if I'm not so far, thank goodness?

What if my firewall alerts have been coming up an awful lot, though?

What if I wish Norton would get the new updates ready?

What if you weren't talking about the new viruses at all?

What if I should've asked what you meant first?

What if it's really late and I should be sleeping?

What if I am sleeping?

What if I feel out of the loop because I'm an XP user and am having no problems?

What if my computer is slowly destroying itself and I don't know?

What if I feel nervous now?

What if I've almost gotten through the Spirit Temple, but I kept dying fighting that..metal creature before the boss door that the two witches brought to life, so I turned it off in disgust?

What if next time I play, I listen to Bring Me To Life while fighting?

What if I kiss my computer for fighting off the evilness that is destroying it's fellow XPians..?

What if *kiss*?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!