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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if everyones 'what ifs' are getting way too complicated? what if i start a new page with my what ifs?  Seriously. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if funny, funny Tam?  What if I'm hungry and I dunno what to eat? What if I have several single frozen things I could heat but then the man will be home soon and will ask what's for dinner? What if I'll have to say "I already ate, get yourself something"? What if he'll spend 10 minutes loudly looking for something until I go in and get it for him myself? What if even then I'll ask what he'd like and he won't know? What if I look for something that's easy and enough for two? What if I call him and have him grab something out? What if that's an awkward sentence if one doesn't know the context? What if this is one big babble post, largely because I'm really hungry? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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What if Heitie wants to play with me?  ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Heitie went off to get something to eat and watch tv and didn't see that until now? What if ooooh  ?What if now I'm sleepy and have to go to bed in a few minutes? What if poop? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if salem, ame, cora and herc (furie left a little while ago) are playing pictionary? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if i just got back from seeing weird al in concert? what if i had really awesome seats? what if, second row baby!? what if it was awesome? Seriously. | |||
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What if I tried a new beer tonight? What if it's made by Coors, but it's a Belgian White beer? What if it's called Blue Moon? What if that isn't enough color? What if you have it with an orange slice to bring out the full flavor? what if that means the white beer has a blue name and an orange garnish? What if that's surprisingly colorful? What if I'd never heard of this beer before? What if it has been around for a few years? What if it isn't bad for a cheaper domestic option?  Where have all my friends gone? They've all disappeared Turned around maybe one day You're all that was there Stood by unbelieving Stood by on my own Always thought I was someone Turns out I was wrong But you brought me through and You made me feel so Blue | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I'm playing gin with Salem? What if I'm still tipsy from my little visit to Arnie's? What if I didn't drink any gin? What if it's all from beer? What if I still won the first game? What if Salem is just teasing me and will soon pounce upon my gin game with claws unsheathed? What if that sounded kind of dirty? Where have all my friends gone? They've all disappeared Turned around maybe one day You're all that was there Stood by unbelieving Stood by on my own Always thought I was someone Turns out I was wrong But you brought me through and You made me feel so Blue "Blue" by the Jayhawks | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i have some jess stories? What if i told jess we needed to buy her new pj's and i asked her what she wanted on em.. and she asked for Gabrielle pj's..lol What if jess had hair cut today, just a trim, and when we let her see in the mirror she cried and cried and CRIED, cause she wanted hair cut like daddy (number 4 with the clippers)... LMAO ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I got an email from Madogis? What if I got the same email six times spread over two email accounts? What if I found that funny? What if poor Jess and her non clipper hair cut? What if you should make some custom Xena: Warrior Pyjamas? What if I did two Futurama personality quiz type things? What if I'm most like Prof. Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg? What if what a fun mix? What if I found a Futurama dating quiz? What if this should be fun? What if I just took it, and Amy Wong is my match? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i admit i instantly ignore most all Harry Potter related posts? what if the long(ish) day at work prior to what iffing may indeed contribute to the lack of attention paid? what if i love Tam cuz she's as big a smart ass as i am? what if the NFL football season offically began last night? what if Aerosmith's pre-game performance proved they still got it? what if dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until your dream comes true? what if the game was pretty interesting but i fell asleep on the couch at 9:45 anyway? what if it could've been the wicked headache i'd been nursing all evening that put me out early? what if, a la Heitie, i just got quite the chuckle cuz i first typed "..i fell asleep on the coach..."? what if, so anyone know who won? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I came up with a cunning plan to plant subliminal Harry Potter messages in my What Ifs, so Eyezoom accidentally reads them? What if I'm not cunning enough to come up with a cunning plan? What if ?--------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if Mr. Not-so-cunning Salem remembers never to tickle a sleeping dragon, and doesn't plant zoom-directed subliminal Potter-ese messages in his what-if's? what it cuz a dragon named "klepto-pyro" is best left sleeping, dontcha think...? what if ;-)? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it's funny you should mention tickling sleeping dragons? What if draco dormiens nunquam titillandus? What if heh heh heh...? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if some of the subliminal messages have seeped through reagrdless of my defenses? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if heh, coach? What if now zoom wonders if everything means something Harry Potter? What if I got the multi-email as well? What if I only smiled instead of laughing because computers is tricky? What if I used to have a private address that I gave to only certain people until I accidentally used it to mail my mother? What if my mother sent it out in the To: area of one of her group prayer things? What if every relative and every friend from her high school days suddenly had my private address with my first and last name on it? What if so much for being closeted and stealthy? What if that's about the time I decided not to have a private email address? What if she still does it, even with the "blind copy" knowledge? What if zoom doesn't care about post numbers, but yay! 500!? --What if I had to edit to make sense? --What if editing is kind of a board theme? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson [This message was edited by Heitie on 05 September 2003 at 04:33 PM.] | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if poor Jess? What if if you have clippers I hope you keep them in a high place? What if the next pictures we see are Jess in a very large hat? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i'm mainly a pain in the ass?  what if espn.com tells me the redskins won? _____________________________ is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe ~ maroon 5  | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I havent waht iffed in a while? What if I have to catch up? What if I did this when it was first posted but am only posting now? What if 1)Harry2)Ron3)Neville4)herminoe5)fred/george6)proff G7)Sirius8)Gilderoy9)Serevus10)Albus11)Remus Lupin12)Voldemort13)Lavender Brown14)Lucius Malfoy15)Fleur Delacour16)draco Malfoy17)Narcissa Malfoy18)Cho Chang19)percy What if man I have a lot of Dates? What if *sigh* What if I dont really feel like what iffing? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Guru |
What if today was rather interesting cuz of something that happened? What if I make ppl guess what that was? What if I am most definitely going to be a bundle of nerves on Monday? What if, on Monday, something happens that was the cause of my being a bundle of nerves? What if everyone will find out what on Monday? What if I enjoy making ppl wait? What if I had to edit to say that I'll hopefully be dropping calculus on Monday? What if that's still not what's making me nervous?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i'm psyched cuz i'm gonna have a sports-filled weekend with my sporty sports friends? what if i won't bore you with the sporty details? what if i hadn't even noticed 500 posts, but woohoo me...? what if i'm posting in a hodge-podge jumble of a room that's in the process of being painted? what if the comp desk is under a sheet of plastic? what if the chair is pushed up next to the table and i'm more beside the keyboard than in front of it? what if a picture would be worth a thousand what if's? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if well, my internet account is still flurked up to buggery? what if sorry for the multiple email, but i didn't know what was going on? what if i hope you didn't read all 3-6 copies because it was a pretty long and pointless email? what if i should've gone home half an hour ago, but now i have to walk home along the road of death in the dark? what if i never realised the difference between scalding and scolding? what if i've been scalding people for their missdeeds for quite some time? what if hah!? what if i started an msn relationship with a total stranger today because i added his name to my contact list in the hopes that he was someone famous? what if he wasn't famous, but he wasn't too bad to talk to? what if he doesn't seem to like tv, so i fear that the conversation will run dry in a matter of days? what if, oh well, it was worth a try? what if i recomend to Ame that she give Jess the no. 4 haircut? what if because if it will make her happy, go for it? what if and the regrowth (i'm told) will be thick and luxurious forever more? what if, in short, do whatever Jess wants, when Jess wants? what if i should really go home now? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Jess doesn;t need thicker and more luxurious than she already has? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Jess had one of those huge afro hair do's? What if hehe? What if I'm waiting for a download to finish? What if it's a Xena music video? What if it's at 93%? What if it's 12:30? What if I wanna go to bed!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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