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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the Harry Potter pills make me sad also? What if that doesn't make sense if I apparently sell them? What if eyezoom starts a What if thread at the football board? What if Heitie naps all day? What if I realised I haven't bolded names? What if it's too late now, there's no time to go back? What if people wonder why I'm what iffing when I'm supposed to be at a party? Wha if I came home because it was the most mind numbingly dull time I've had in a while? What if everyone else was having fun? What if I just don't fit in with those people any more? What if being there reminded me of why it's been so long since I've seen these people? What if I knew I wouldn't have a good time as soon as I got there because someone I didn't know said something to me, and I got attacked by a dog? What if I didn't know most people there? What if I started text messaging people? What if I was speaking to Erin? What if I say Erin instead of 'a friend' for Madogis' benefit? What if if Erin, Tam or Sophie had been there it wouldn't have been so dull? What if not Tam the Scroller, but an offline friend? What if I would have had more fun if Scroller Tam was there? What if even though I don't really speak to Tam, that just shows how much I don't fit in with those other people? What if I go back an bold everything so things become clearer? What if it makes one of my what ifs make no sense until you read the what if above this? What if I just got a text message off Nouchy? What if I messeged her from the party but she didn't reply til now? What if you all think I'm a loser? What if, well, if coming home from a party where I was not having fun makes me a loser, then I'm happy to be a loser?  | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if my dog ha a bad habit of pushing off of my bare foot into a dead run, maming my foot in the process? what if i think it's given me bone spurs? what if i've had "a thing" about bone spurs ever since i read The Old Man ans the Sea? what if that's probably not the best image to conjur up on what will prove i'm sure to be a looooooong day? what if i hope the sharks don't eat my big fish...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? if i wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already. | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if Tam that sucks soooo bad? What if I worry that your Rav4 isn’t adjusting to Yankee life well? What if you are right about the highlights? What if I miss the little wiggly eye brow smiley? What if the idea of lila laughing and scaring Casey and Chance made me snort? What if I want to come up and see lila in the fall for the change of leaves, but can’t decide between there and NOLA because I’ve never been? What if both? What if I’m going to Dallas Sunday to pick up yet another motorcycle? What if that puts our total to 7 plus one rolling frame? What if I can only ride one at a time? What if my dream is to open a biker bar/camp in the Texas Hill Country and plan to display them in my General Store/Bar? What if most of you have never been to Luckenbach, Texas and have no earthy idea what I am talking about? What if I almost forgot to tell lila that the World Poker Tour on the travel channel next Wednesday will be from the Foxwood? What if they show the BIG GIANT HEAD? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every day I write the list Of reasons why I still believe they do exist A thousand beautiful things And even though it's hard to see The glass is full and not half empty A thousand beautiful things So light me up like the sun To cool me down with your rain I never want to close my eyes again | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if oh my goodness it's going to take my whole lunch break to read the What ifs from last night? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I finally caught up? What if Shawn MUST come here for the leave change? What if I knew which weekend QB & company were going to be here in the fall and wouldn't that be fun? What if the Big Giant Head gave the order for all scrollers to migrate northeast in the fall? What if that may not work for the scrollers in Oz cause their seasons are reversed? What if it would send some canadian scrollers to the North Pole or Newfoundland too? What if I think my beagle just howled "Shawwwwn!"? What if non-organic, very orgasmic veal and peppers? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if hey if I do math I can figure out heitie's general age based on her "When Harry Met Sally" viewing story? What if it turns out that my original guess was kinda close? What if I have been and "on the side" girl for a long time? What if that last statement is not as scandalous as it sounds? What if I am not high maintainance? What if not really I am not? What if I am not a high maintenance person who thinks she's low maintenance either? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the When Harry Met Sally story is misleading because we were watching it on tape? What if I guess I was closer to 17 then? What if that whole period is kind of hazy for very complex reasons? What if that sounded more dramatic than it should have? What if I'm 30? What if I'm told I look younger but act older? What if I'm glad Salem didn't stay to have his mind numbed? What if I don't like parties in general? What if they make me feel conspicuous? What if my ex-husband's step-father has a motorcycle sitting in ruin and wasting away at his house across the country? What if it's an old Harley police bike from the 60s? What if my ex-husband really really wants it? What if we watch every single motorcycle show that comes on Discovery and he says things like "See the headlight? It's like that" and "It has those exact cargo things but in black"? --What if I just talked to him and he says it's a 1969 FLH with a suicide shift? --What if he also said something like "full dress hog" which I didn't understand? --What if the cargo things have been stolen because they were the black metal ones and apparently desirable? --What if now I'm not sure if it was a police bike or not because I forgot to ask to confirm? [This message was edited by Heitie on 01 August 2003 at 03:20 PM.] [This message was edited by Heitie on 01 August 2003 at 03:28 PM.] | |||
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what if i'm sorry salem had a bad party experience? what if i wish at least one tam had been there? what if shawn must have a lot of vacation in order to go to new england and new orleans? what if she doesn't she just saved it up all year? what if i sent shawn an e-mail but she didn't return it? what if she needs an e-mail address at home? what if fall leaf peeping is... prettier than new orleans? _____________________________ sometimes all we do is cope  | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if that sucks Salem sorry the party was stupid? What if too bad you couldn't pawn off your "goods" on the mindless party-goers? What if last night as I lay in bed, I though in what if? What if when I started reading my book, I read it as if it were a what if? What if I wrote a book, all in what if form? What if many people would be baffled by it? What if it would turn into the "great american novel" and that all people have been lacking these many many years is the use of the words "what if" and the beginning of every sentence? What if I think it would be really funny to write a book in what if form? What if it would also prover hard to do? What if, but at the same time, thoughts seem to flow faster in what if? What if actually, sometimes they flow slower because of remembering the what if and the ? at the end? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I go for a walk to the grocery store now? What if I would like some plums? What if purple plums are my favorite? What if my neighbor has a plum tree but he's a mean old man and wont let me pick any? What if it's not like he need THAT many plums? What if I went out in th edark of night, clothed all in black, with night vision goggles, and picked a bushel full of plums? What if I used to have a cherry tree but my brother cut it down? What if, no, really, I'm serious? What if it was because he was mad at me when we were little so he went all George Washington on my poor defenseless tree? What if Mom didn't realize he was doing it because she was inside fixing dinner? What if I cried and cried and cried? What if I never did get to replant my cherry tree? What if but my brother did get grounded for a while because of his violence against my tree? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I keep singing the national anthem? What if that's because no one is home, and I really like ot sing that song, but I sing it really loud, and I don't want to anger the other memebers of my household? What if I do fear the kitties may not enjoy me belting out these notes? What it, oh well, I'm bigger than them? What if, hehe, just kidding, I love my kitties? What if I think one of my kitties made this blanket I sleep with into his bed, and last night when I was sleeping with the blanket, I woke up around 4am having an allergy attack? What if it kinda sucked? What if I hate being allergic to lots of stuff? What if my allergies alwyas make me hesitant to sit or lay on grass? What if my allergies do have some perks like the fact that I'm not allowed to mow the lawn (*snaps fingers* shucks!) for fear I will go into an allergy coma? What if, ok, they're not *that* bad, but they're pretty bad just the same? What if outdoor allergies making having a garden hard? What if usually I just try to grin and bear it? What if, it's the indoor allergies that get me the worst? What if I hate getting allergy shots every couple weeks? What if it's not that pain of the shot itself, I'm good with needles, it's just that they're a nuisance (sp?) and always make my arms get puffy and hot where they prick me? What if it actually makes it look like I have these nice upper arm muscles for a day or so? What if but it still sucks that they're all hot and itchy? What if someone else was scrolling so I wasn't talking to myself? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if oh yeah, I was going to go to the grocery store? What if, dang What iffing, got me all distracted? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if I just threw a pillow at my face to see if it hurt? What if it's one of those that is filled with buckwheat hulls? What if it didn't really hurt? What if, oh yeah, store? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if three hours and no action on the scrolls? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the story about Jubilee[/B and the mean old plum tree man was cute? What if not that it was a story, I just couldn;t think of anything better to say? What if I feel sorry for [B]Jubilees cherry tree? What if I won a book when I was in the 3rd grade called "The Snail and the Cherry Tree"? What if I can't remember why I won it, so I go look for the book because I think it's written in there? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if aaaaaah what happened to my bolding?? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the 'Find' function really comes in handy when playing the famous people game? | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I had 6 pages of what if to read? What if I just got back from a movie? What it ws ok.. but not great? What if I went with my aunt? What if she is moving away tommorow? What if I wont be there? What if she will be home for Christmas? What if thats important? What if only a few people know why? What if its sort of a secret but not really? What if I like 'When Harry met Sally?' | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm text messaging Ame while she's at the markets? What if it's probably really cold there? What if it was probably even colder in the morning? What if I just ate almost an entire cheese, herb and garlic pull apart loaf of bread? What if I feel a little sick now? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Ame sent me a what if to post for her via ESP? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if it disturbs me that Salem and Ame communicate via ESP? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if my strict "the only good clown is a dead clown" policy doesn't apply to Krusty? what if Krusty is my kinda clown? what if all the sarcastic cynics of the world turned into warm fuzzy happy wappy smurfs? what if all the already happy wappy people turned into butterflies? what if all the butterflies died and piled up everywhere and bred mountains of maggots? what if ah yes--that's more like it...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
what if, yeek, that's distrubing Zoom? What it I have nightmared about piles of maggots? What if ewwwwww? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if gummi maggots? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
what if, still it's MAGGOTS? What if wasn't there a song where the guy just shouts MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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