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What if I agree with Ame that it's a very hot day? What if I was wearing clothes more suited for cold weather? What if I didn't know I was going to have to be chasing a soccer ball around outside with my cousin >.<? What if Kath & Kim were on The Panel last night? What if so was Kel? What if that was kinda funny? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if what the...? what if i'm seein' double here? what if four eyezooms!? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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what if everytime the phrase "west nile fever" comes up, i read it as "west life fever"? what if this never ceases to amuse me? what if soccer and salem just don't mix? what if, still, i wish i had've been there to laugh and point? what if salem was good at soccer? what if he was chosen from the rove live list and taken away to england to kick a ball at a net and win a million dollareedoos? what if i sinply must say dollareedoos more often? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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What if I have a about 36 hours before I find out if I passed the bar? What if the wait is horrible? What if I didn't pass? What if I have to take it in February? What if I wind up in a bar, shit-faced, regardless of the results? What if I never drank before law school? What if there's a good reason why it's called the bar examination? What if Ame and I are waiting on scrabble oppenents? What if it's about like waiting for my results? What if I'm damned impatient?  Where have all my friends gone? They've all disappeared Turned around maybe one day You're all that was there Stood by unbelieving Stood by on my own Always thought I was someone Turns out I was wrong But you brought me through and You made me feel so Blue "Blue" by the Jayhawks | |||
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what if, oh and by the way, i survived the clay shop experience? what if i cought a bus to the park to wait for half an hour for another bus? what if the second bus had to be flagged down before it sped past me? what if the driver told me that the bus doesn't usually stop where i was waiting, and that i should wait about a mile down the road in future? what if and then a toothless country singer got on and sat directly in front of me? what if he was trying to make conversation, but i couldn't understand what he was saying, so my end sounded very much like this: "mmhmmm...uh huh...yep...yeah...oh good...that's nice." what if then i got off the bus and i had no idea where the clay shop was? what if it was hidden away in a dust back alley with a suspicious looking dog? what if the dog turned out to be quite friendly and kept jumping up on me, so i danced with it while the shop lady organised a reciept? what if i bought a very very heavy bag of clay and for some reason decided to carry it back into town instead of waiting for another hour for the next bus? what if this was not a particularly wise decision? what if i had to keep stopping every hundred metres or so to wipe the sweat off my palms so that the bag didn't slip away and crush my weary feet? what if in the centre of town, i decided that i'd better call my roommate (yes, the awful one) to come get me, but no one answered the phone? what if so then i shuffled off to the nearest gas station to replenish my caffine riddled fluids? what if i dumped the clay bag on the floor near the fridge while i payed the man, and for a split second, i considered leaving it there to rot like an unwanted child (i was thinking of lyn from neighbours at the time)? what if i resisted this temptation and carried on down the road, stopping and staring at i went, atracting many a point and stair from passinf slack-jawed gawkers? what if i finally made it to the shopping centre - the last flat ground before my place - and decided to take a taxi home? what if the driver informed me that my university has the highest drop-out rate in the country, and then glared as i handed him the mess of coins that had resulted from a full afternoon of monetary wheelings and dealings. what if i finally staggered down the stairs and into my flat, where the awful roommate was watching tv and reading magazines, quite close to the family phone. what if i really dislike her sometimes? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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What if roommates suck? What if I speak from personal experience? What if I think it's funny that a cab driver knows all about drop-out rates at a university? What if it's because he's a drop out? What if he's just bitter? What if we all have things about which we are bitter? What if it sounds pretentious to be grammatical like in the above sentence? Where have all my friends gone? They've all disappeared Turned around maybe one day You're all that was there Stood by unbelieving Stood by on my own Always thought I was someone Turns out I was wrong But you brought me through and You made me feel so Blue "Blue" by the Jayhawks | |||
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what if bitter is better? what if it probably isn't but it sounds good? what if in the song "Wild Horses", i always thought she was saying "better", but she's saying "bitter"? what if it's just ruined the whole song for me, that and the movie "Fear"? what if i much prefer the cute little prom scene from buffy to...that? what if bitter isn't better at all? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. [This message was edited by Madogis on 11 September 2003 at 03:48 AM.] | |||
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What if bitter is better, but cheddar is best? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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what if all this talk of bitterness has given me an urge to watch "The Bitter Suite"? what if but i don't have it? what if i am, in actual fact, very bitter about that? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem and I both started a scrabble game by both using all 7 letters? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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what if double the evil, double the genius, double the fun? what if just watch out for multiple Amethysts...? what if that'll be really scary? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if there's only a week til new Kath & Kim!? What if there's less than a week til Bowie on Rove!? What if I crave pizza? What if pizza craves me? What if it's good to know Madogis is alive? What if you should leave that awful roommate and return home where we can watch Futurama and Family Guy til our heads explode? What if hehe, that 'Bread' show is on again and it just came back from an ad break and a waiter gave Jo some coffee and she said thanks? What if that totally isn't funny, but it is to me? What if she bumped it with her arm as she started talking to the camera? What if heehee!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if everything in its own time? what if i don't have a lot to say..ever? what if i want new CSI episodes? what if i need to watch the rest of this week's MI-5? _____________________________ keep it in your heart like a stone  | |||
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what if the natural modifier of multiple Amethysts is "dancing naked.."? What if Ame won't be too happy to be compared to a certain blonde? What if that amuses me? What if I have to grab amusement while I can? Where have all my friends gone? They've all disappeared Turned around maybe one day You're all that was there Stood by unbelieving Stood by on my own Always thought I was someone Turns out I was wrong But you brought me through and You made me feel so Blue "Blue" by the Jayhawks | |||
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What if ooh, I talked to someone today? What if I managed to set myself up for something very interesting tomorrow, assuming I don't freak out and run away? What if this is the same thing I was talking about being a bundle of nerves about earlier this week? What if I've been stalling? What if this little dipmunk is indeed very cute?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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What if I have recently gotten into CSI: Miami? What if I hope all goes well for Emessis? What if I hope all goes well for Nora too? What if I'm never ever ever going to play scrabble online again? What if the stupid thing screwed up towards the end of the game when I was winning and it said I resigned? What if therefore Nora won? What if she probably would have overtaken me anyway, but I wanted to finish the game? What if I'm seriously never going to play it again? What if stupid <expletive deleted> yahoo!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if i tried to log in using the wrong pass word? what if emmasi? what if that has nothing to do with a certain scroller, it's just a freakish coincedence? what if i have new episodes of CSI and CSI: Miami? what if, if i haven't seen it, it's new to me? what if i should just change my name to dog for today? what if as in sick as a? what if fevers, chills, woosyness, and unrelated abdominal pains? what if and then there was the slight ear ache a while ago? what if all this in 30+ heat? what if celcius? what if thank the gods i wont be here in summer? what if poor poor Jubilee, i feel your pain? what if hang in there baby? what if copyright 1975? what if determined or not, that cat must be long dead? what if that's kind of a downer? what if oh well, chin up anyways, you'll get through it? what if i have...barely? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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What if look here, they really are together at last!? What if Nick left Home and Away today? What if it makes me sad and confused when regular characters leave these shows? What if at least that delightful Tasha is still there? What if I do hope she becomes a regular cast member? What if I just saw an ad for that "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' show, or whatever the title is, coming soon to Channel 10? What if, of all the odd shows I hear about in the US, I never would've picked that one to make it's way here to normal TV? What if I saw one of my preschool teachers today? What if I didn't speak to them or anything, but I saw them? What if this story isn't going anywhere? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if my throat hurts a little this morning? What if I had a sudden allergy thing last night and took a Benadryl even though I don't usually take something? What if at least I assume it was an allergy thing, with the sudden sneezy feeling and stuffy-drippies and eye itchiness? What if I just called my ex to tell him Johnny Cash and John Ritter died and he reminded me that the bank needs yet another document? What if that wasn't a happy phone call in any direction? What if but yeah, I'd much rather just have the document trouble, considering? What if I've got no worries in comparison? What if I never see my teachers anywhere? What if I live like 100 miles from all my schools so it's no wonder? What if wait, I did go to paramedic school here, but I never really go anyplace except the grocery store so I guess that's why? What if that story didn't go anywhere either? What if it wasn't even a story? What if I want to watch the "Ted" Buffy today but John Ritter's character meets its end so I feel a little weird about it? What if it was some darn good work, though, on his part, so I probably will anyway? What if I thought Queer Eye was going to be stupid and overly catty but it's not? What if or maybe it is but I don't notice it? What if I wonder if they're importing our version or making a separate Australian one? What if Salem watches it if it's our version because it's not as bad as you think? What if my straight ex-husband loves it? What if I didn't want to get up this early because of my sore throat but my daughter was playing The Sims and needed help about one million times? What if I said for the thousandth time that it's not a kid's game? What if I decided she can build her new house this afternoon when Mommy's really awake? What if she cried? What if I wish I hadn't let them play The Sims in the first place because all they want to do is buy cool stuff and paint the walls? What if I found a cheat to refresh the people's health so at least her Sims, all named Mulan, aren't dying or passing out on the lawn anymore? What if now I'm all hungry and I also want to sleep to rest my throat so I don't know what to do? What if I probably should've taken that Benadryl earlier so I'd get more sleep? | |||
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What if I think it's the American version that they're showing, what with all the American accents? What if I might watch it, though it would depend on what else is on at the time? What if I still haven't played The Sims? What if I knew I should've looked harder for the CD when I was at a friends house for a party? What if who am I kidding, I went through everything in that computer room? What if, yeah that's right, I was at a party and ended up using a computer? What if Madogis was in there too drawing on the computer? What if she was using a paint program, not literally drawing on the computer? What if I downloaded Labyrinth songs? What if heh..? What if I should get lots of sleep if I plan on watching that David Bowie movie tomorrow night at 1:45am? What if setting the VCR to tape things never works for me? What if I don't know enough about the new VCR to try it? What if I'll sleep all day Sunday? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if of course it's the American vesion--everyone know there as NO POOFTAHS in Australia? what if no one know that's an old Monty Python reference? what if well it is, ain't that right Bruce? what if yeah that's right--NO POOFTAHS!! what if lately all my friends are either forlorn or just plain crappy friends? what if or both? what if i wish i had just one friend that was as good a friend as i am? what if at least it's football season? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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what if okay maybe that last friend thing was a bit self-indulgent and whiney, but i'm sticking to it? what if cuz ain't no one else gonna indulge me...? what if i rarely truly "need" my friends? what if it's a damned good thing? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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What if zoom's friends don't sound very nice? What if I'm sorry to hear it? What if by that I mean I'm sorry that's the case, not that I'm sorry she said it?  What if I have extremely few in-person good friends? What if most of them are under 9? What if I'm fine with it, for now? What if I bought a 1955 holiday cookbook for fun? What if almost every non-dessert recipe calls for MSG? What if seriously? What if I can't imagine having a thing of MSG and just smiling and wearing my pearls while I measure 1/4 teaspoon into the potato salad? What if there are things today that people take for granted as safe and they ain't? What if artificial coloring and sulfites, for example? What if there's a guy from the FDA on NPR right now, coincidentally? What if he's pretty much lying? What if he's trying to sound like eeeverything's fine, but the interviewer's getting him a little frustrated? What if heh? What if I read the Freethought paper yesterday? What if I wish more people could think for themselves? What if I have a ways to go myself? | |||
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What if I just had several what ifs typed up, but then I somehow managed to close the window? What if *glares at the keyboard*? What if the following is pretty close to what I said? What if Salem has wished me well about three times now? What if thanks again?  What if nothing has happened yet today cuz there are too many ppl? What if ooh, I'm making vertical horizontal rules? What if I chased one of my friends around the hall today w/ some insect egg shell I found on my peach? What if I did the same thing w/ a slug on a leaf one time? What if oxidentally on porpoise? I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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