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what if i quite enjoyed 'underworld'? what if $6 is too much for a matinee though? _____________________________ can we start over and just run away?  | |||
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What if I haven't been to a movie in ages? What if my kids are getting old enough for me to be comfortable leaving them with Daddy for a few hours? What if I probably could have before, but not comfortably? What if he takes very good care of them and it's my own lack of proximity that bothers me? What if I watched the Simpsons this evening where Marge goes on vacation alone? What if I'm starting to gear myself up for that so maybe in a few years I'll actually be able to do it? What if or months, depending upon whether the current stress level advances or declines? What if I took a little nap earlier and I did have a dream? What if it's too short for the dream thread because it would sound stupid since I don't remember most of it? What if but I remember lila997 was in it? | |||
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What if this has been a dull, long week? What if I'm glad I don't do data entry for a living? What if my vision was doing really freakin' weird things this afternoon while I typed number after number? What if I'm really glad that temp assignment is over? What if makes that telephone reception job look pretty damn good? What if I really need to start sending out my resume? What if I should be writing cover letters right now? What if Ian Moore is playing in town tomorrow, but at a music festival and he's scheduled at four? What if I expect to be out of town at a baby shower during the show? What if I cursed the schedule because I've been trying to catch Ian Moore live for years? What if I took back my curses when I found out he'll be in town again next week playing at a decent hour in my favorite overpriced martini lounge? What if he's going to be in the state five times in the next two months so my irritation was quite ridiculous in retrospect?  When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange "People Are Strange" -- The Doors | |||
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| Scroll Guru |
What if I just saw American Graffiti and a very young Harrison Ford was in it? What if Hugin and Munin? What if they weren't in it, I just wanted to mention them? What if CHIPPY!?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I got the Best of Bowie in DVD today? What if I haven't watched it yet though? What if I was really bored earlier? What if I played Super Smash Bros. Melee? What if I hadn't played it for ages so I pretty much sucked? What if, not that I was exceptionally good at it anyway, but still? What if whenever I see a dollar amount, I always think of it in Australian dollars? What if, when I saw Tam saying $6 was too much for a matinee I was like  ?What if money was worth the same thing everywhere? What if a house up the street has a party with a live band? What if I go crash the party and take over? What if it'll be like a friends 18th party all over again? What if, okay, so I didn't crash that and I waited til everyone was out of the room before I sang (with Madogis) but still? What if, although, towards the end of our song people had come back in and were trying to take the microphones from us so they could sing karaoke, but we fought them off so we could finish? What if more (non family related) parties should have karaoke? ~What if also, when did Brad and Jen break up? ~What if, I heard Ben and J-Lo did apparently, but not them too? ~What if I feel silly typing J-Lo, a)because I just do, and b) because I'm not even sure I'm doing it right. ~What if, also, it makes me think of J-Ro, and then that makes me chuckle? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! [This message was edited by Salem on 20 September 2003 at 07:58 AM.] | |||
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What if, hehe, according to my computer, I edited my last post 13 hours and 40 minutes before I did the actual post? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I just found out there are 2 Home and Away DVDs coming out? What if I know what one is, but the other..? What if I think it's going to be another 'special' episode? What if they should release a greatest hits DVD like Neighbours did? What if though they'd probably put Ailsa's final moments on it?  --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i convert for salem and say $9 is too much for a matinee? _____________________________ can we start over and just run away? | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i was wondering for a moment when i'd developed an Aussie complexion? what if my Texas complexion has suffered a bit from all day in the sun yesterday? what if it was damn well worth it? what if there's more musical fun under the sun to come? what if i START A NEW THREAD about it? what if i almost forgot i could do that? what if i've also forgotten how to relate stories in any form other than 'what if..."? what if edit edit edit?  WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire [This message was edited by bonzo on 20 September 2003 at 01:04 PM.] | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my huge long post was just eaten by the "page not found" goblins? What if I'm not redoing it? What if I thought it went the other way and $4.04 wasn't too much for a matinee? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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What if maybe cora was being kinda stupid? What if it is because she was watching friends when she put that? What if .. she really meant Beniffer? What if wow she feels reallllllllllllly dumb? What if thats nothing new? WHat if new designer on TS tonight? what if fall is finlly here? What if I really like this time of year? What if tommorow I go for a walk in the forest? WHat if my mind is always on a walk in the forest? What if I am waiting for my mom to get out of the shower? What if I feel like banging on the door? What if I know that she will get mad? What if .. must .. .not tempt me.... ? What if does anyone watch what not to wear? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if Ian Moore plays at he ACL fest SUnday? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? riding shotgun down the avalanche... | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
quote: What if I do, but the British version? What if the American one doesn't say "tits" enough? What if or maybe it does now, but I still like the British one? What if I don't know who Ian Moore is? What if I want to go for a walk in the forest? What if there's a graveyard not too far away that's kind of like a forest? What if I go for walks there sometimes? What if with my babies? What if it's not scary at all until I start thinking about bad guys coming after us? What if buried dead people, no problem, but live ones who may be lurking give me the creeps? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if Heitie is google searching Ian Moore right now? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? riding shotgun down the avalanche... | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I didn't until I read your post just now? What if but in fairness I was going to before but forgot? What if I'm noticing lately that, people, not here, but other boards, etc., are going, crazy, with commas? What if I'm no comma expert, but I know, they don't, go, after, every, freaking, word? What if or maybe they do, school was a while ago? What if it's like "the new math" of ages past? What if cartoons start talking about "the new comma"? What if I should look it up before we do any more punctuation at Heitie Elementary? | |||
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quote:What if YOU'RE scared? What if D'OH, 'our' secret is out? What if it's time that damn secret got back into the closet? What if I wanna 'TEX-somebody'!? ~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.  | |||
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quote: what if 'can i get an amen!'? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? riding shotgun down the avalanche... | |||
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What if, you wouldn't beleive how many people went home for the weekend? What if there is NO ONE, and I mean, NO ONE, Left on our floor? What if my roomate and I are alll alone in the basement? What if this means we didn't even get out of bed until close to 1pm, and I didn't even shower until 3:30? What if and my roomate is just now (at 8pm) taking her shower? What if we watched HP1 around 1, and then we played Perfect Dark on N64, then went to dinner around 5, and then came back around 5:45 and have been playing perfect dark since then? What if and now we're going to watch HP2? What if, man, college is exciting? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my son was playing N64 Perfect Dark at that same time? What if he wants me to see tonight if there are any cheats? What if tomorrow night is the Emmy Awards? What if my daughter has to take a nap so that she can stay up to watch the pretty clothes and sparkly dresses? What if we may get Chinese food as well? What if I pulled out my son's loose tooth today? What if his dad had done all of them up to now but he was out of town? What if it was barely hanging on, thank goodness? What if I got a little dizzy anyway? What if I've got $4 ready to put in his room a la The Tooth Fairy? What if we've always been open with them that it's us and it's just as much fun if not more because there's no pretense? What if yes, $4 sounds like a lot but I got a freaking dime for each tooth so I'm compensating? | |||
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what if my legs are freakin' sore today? What if I couldn't figure out why? What if I thought I was coming down with the flu? What if I finally remembered what made me so sore? What if I had to walk down 23 floors worth of stairs because I got locked in the stairwell when I foolishly thought it was silly to take the elevator down one floor? What if I had no idea that such an action would make me hurt so damn badly? When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange "People Are Strange" -- The Doors | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if poor Nora for getting locked in the stairwell? What if I wonder if there was lots of cursing? What if, if Cosima gets voted out of Australian Idol, I'm going to wash my hands of the whole damn show? What if I have voted for her 3 times already? What if I vote again before the lines close? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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what if i think it's exceptionally cute that Salem has been voting so thouroughly for Cosima? what if she, Shannon, Millsie, and Paulini were the best on the night? what if, and Levi also? what if none of them are (at the moment) MY australian idol? what if i'd say Rebekah or Peter, but that's sure to change? what if, if Levi becomes the Australian idol, will he get a sponsorship deal with Levi jeans? what if i wonder if i am the "new comma" culprit that Heitie is so damn opposed to? what if, if so, i appologise, but any punctuation is good punctuation? what if, in either case, i should probably enroll in her school because i have no idea? what if i read somewhere that the missuse of a semi colon (  could send a person straight to hell?what if i know it was just a joke, but it still makes me a little wary? what if after yelling at everyone for not posting in the dream thread, i haven't had many memorable dreams? what if i suspect this is kama for all the yelling? what if i realise my msitake, appologise, and move on? what if in the anticipation of forth-coming forgiveness, i had an interesting dream last night and i'm slowly remembering a prior one? what if they were both pretty agitaing, so i guess i'm still being taught a lesson? what if i think that's all i have to say, i'll go try the dream thread? what if i really hope my internet access holds out? what if, and also, this freezy mc freeze-freeze computer? what if well, here goes nothin'? what if my example of a semi colon came out as a smiley? what if dag nabbit? what if i really hope i'm spelling colon right, or else this could be embarraasing? what if a swift edit has itself become another long-winded what if? what if consarn it? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Madogis was not the comma culprit to which I referred? What if I've seen it mainly on other boards? What if I had a wonderful day today? What if it started with wanting to sleep in, but then I heard some kind of trilling in the basement so I got up? What if then I couldn't find a flashlight with which to search and, to wit, to find the offending creature? What if it is very possible that I've used "to wit" incorrectly? What if bah? What if it was only 8am when I told my son to get dressed, we're going to go buy flashlights? What if his dad and sister also readied themselves as I showered? What if then we headed to Lowe's where we, yes, bought flashlights? What if then to Menard's for a basement window and some mortar? What if then to the grocery store for groceries? What if I had a very short grocery list and yet we ended up buying fish food, a wicker bed for the cat, a cushion for the bed, some cedar chips with which to make little drawer sachets, and a dozen other things not originally on the list? What if once home we installed the new window in record time considering how hard it was to remove the old one? What if bolt cutters were involved, and not innocently? What if then we had lunch and watched Mystery Science Theater 3000? What if then we cleaned and organized the hobby room in the basement? What if after that my ex went out for Chinese food, and we ate as we watched part of the Emmys, including the Red Carpet thing? What if we searched with the new flashlights for the trilling creature during commercials, but to no avail? What if the kids went to bed around 9:30 and then their dad and I watched a rented Angel episode? What if aaahhhh...perfect day? What if, in the midst of the stressful time I'm having lately, it's important to grasp the neat stuff? What if also I read the People Magazine John Ritter feature while in line at the grocery store, so I'm on a glad-to-be-alive high? What if I hope he'd be happy that his story had that effect, albeit under regrettable circumstances? What if my post is suddenly macabre? What if, on a lighter note, they have a new Easy Bake oven that I totally want to get for my kids, and possibly for myself? What if it uses a heating element instead of a light bulb? What if I hope that doesn't detract from the Easy Bake experience? What if I didn't have one at all when I was little? What if my mother said, and I can still hear her clearly, "If you want to bake I'll help you use the regular oven"? What if the point was doing it myself on my scale, not feeling like a tiny person needing help to use the giant intimidating oven? What if the new one also has two cooking things and a timer? What if snappy?  What if a "Dinner Blend" of West African and Central American? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if wooohoooooo Cosima got through? What if I thought they were gonna say she was one of the three with lowest votes and was ready to come what if my hate and the stupidity of the australian public? What if I don't need to though? What if I felt like giving her a really big hug when they said she will be coming back next week? What if Heitie has a ghost in her basement? What if I just had a peanut butter sandwich? What if I heated it up before I ate it? What if I have no idea if that's considered strange? What if I'm still hungry though..? ~What if heh, I forgot to say I heated it up in the original post? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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