What if I reached my daily limit of ICQ SMS messages?

What if I didn't know there was a limit?

What if well that's just great?

What if hehe, gummi maggots?

what if maggots are an excellent source of protein?

what if mmm mmm make mine maggots?

what if okay that may be taking it a bit far?

what if maggots do have their place you know--imagine if they didn't eat up yummy dead stuff and all the dead stuff piled up wothout maggots to eat it?

what if that probably doesn't help does it?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if i saw melissa ferrick play at the ram's head tavern tonight?

what if that girl can play the sh*t out of a guitar?

what if it turns out 'drive' can be a hilarious song?

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what if, i know it makes me "laugh"?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if it's more of a giggle?

what if it's more of a "made" than "makes" me giggle?

what if it's more a titter than a giggle?

what if i have another small rum before bed?

what if bottles of rum had maggots the way mescal has worms?

what if it all really does come back to maggots in the end, doesn't it?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if, GAH! Zoomy, please, stop with the maggots?

What if, seriously, lol, I'll have nightmares?

What if, no, instead I'll feel them crawling on me in bed?

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What if *CCg*

What if EEK!

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What if I have a pretty good maggot story?

What if it's kind of horrifying at the same time?

What if it involves a dead stray cat, eaves, and the light fixture above a kitchen sink?

What if I'm more or less maggot-desensitized now?

What if stop! stop! please?

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what if i have one too invovling a shop vac, Whole Foods Market and a quantity of maggots you really can't imagine, you just have to see?

what if i promise that's my final maggot installment?

what if for tonight, anyway...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if I make no promises about no more maggot stories?

What if I never had any, but I hear they're good eatin'?

What if it's just that they eat well?

What if I've no idea about it, but I just want to bug Jubs?

what if just so you know, i've been looking for bloodyclownboy an evil clown avatar pic, which while embracing my own fears, has made me more sympathetic to your maggot aversion?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if zoom has serious Three's Company issues?

What if that's my fault?

What if that makes me smile in the dark?

What if my only comfort is the night gone black?

What if a good bolt of lightning makes me grin?

What if, I promise, if I hear anymore about maggots I will stop what iffing?

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what if i left a bucket of cat food outside
what if it rained
what if the pool of maggots contained megamaggots
what if these maggots where an inch and a half long and fat very very fat
what if they where the most tasty maggots ever,
and the most filling

I didnt chose to be sick
zoom made me this way

What if, ok, I probably wont?

What if I eat, drink, and breathe, what if?

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What if GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What if I think maggots serve an important role in the eco-system?

What if I wish they didn't turn into those damn flies?

What if this is not my idea of a good time?

What if I'm merely quoting song lyrics?

What if I move on to a different artist in the next post?

What if bloodyclownboy made me laugh?

What if "GAH!" made me laugh even harder?

what if i hadn't promised not to bring up maggots again so i could comment on bcb's ubermaggot catfood farm?

what if Joyce DeWitt...hzzzzz?

what if maggots don't bother me but she does?

what if shoo fly don't bother me?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if I've always wondered what was in Shoo Fly Pie?

What if I don't think I've ever had Apple Pan Dowdy?

What if zoom made it for us?

What if she added a special ingredient?

What if it made me forget my next what if?

what if i'm not much of a baker?

what if bloodyclownboy DOES NOT comment on this fact?

what if i'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head now?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if getting a song stuck in someone's head is a kind of perverse victory for me?

What if we found a good baker?

What if I just ordered a pizza and had a Molson's with it?

what if perverse victories are the best kind?

what if Canadian beer was the worst kind?

what if not really, American beer is worse?

what if Lone Star, Schlitz, Stroh's, Milwaukee's Best, Old Milwaukee, Bud, Coors, Millers & ANYTHING "light"?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if I want to go to sleep, but the need to steal music to great.
what if zooms baking has improved greatly in the last few years
what if someone(not zoom) somehow made cranberries tasteless(cranberrries you know- tart tasty craberries---how?)

I didnt chose to be sick
zoom made me this way