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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if, damn that was a lot of what ifs? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if woohoo, page 97... What if, closer and closer to page 100!! ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Warrior Scroller |
What if you have like 748 posts and I only have twenty some? What if Xena accidentally rearranged the molecules in her neck with her light saber? What if I'm drinking a Coke? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i too am drinking a coke? What if i found out if you hold a conversation with someone in private message on the scrolls, it adds to your post count? What if, since we held a 3 pages PM convo, it helped quite a bit? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if ah-ha, I wondered how you got so far ahead of me? What if poor Maddie? What if it's totally normal to feel that way when you're, what, 18? 19? What if well, it's not unusual, anyway? What if I don't know if I should tell lila what she was doing in the dream? What if it sounds worse than it really was? What if ok I will? What if I was getting something for her out of this red teepee with shelves (yeah, I don't know)? What if in gratitude she was doing back scratchies, as in scratching my back? What if I love back scratchies? What if it was darn relaxing and I didn't want her to stop so I got whatever it was out of the shelf thing really slowly? What if and also engaged lila in trivial conversation so she wouldn't notice how slowly I was getting it? What if that's a very long explanation for like 8 seconds of dream? What if I'm kind of embarrassed now? What if I go watch tv to calm myself since nobody's here to do some relaxing scratchies? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the teepee looked like the big pointy pet bed on The Sims Unleashed, but I don't think it was a bed in this case? What if that's not important but I like to be precise? What if maybe an old Buffy...? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, yeah we'll have to hold a PM convo one day..lol What if, do you want a game of scrabble? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if were you talking to me? What if I'm sorry, I went off to do other stuff and now I'm going to bed? What if shoot? What if I have poor timing? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if, next time.. COUNT ON IT!! What if I am meeting Maddie this weekend? What if o.O ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if hey, i was going to say that? what if, names reversed, obviously? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i can just see this meeting as being one of the most awkward moments of my life? what if i don't do well with human conversation? what if i had a very lengthy discussion with a cat once, but that's about it? what if thankyou heitie for you sympathy, much appreciated? what if it wasn't so bad when i went back in there? what if i was forced into manual labor, however? what if i wonder if i could have sued them if i got tetanus from all the crap they had me digging around in? what if rancid clay goop? what if there was a dead fish in close proximity also? what if saga firing my ass - this was all just elaborate way for the fish owner to cook their lunch!? what if well that's just fine? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I got woken up early this morning by sirens? What if I looked out my window and saw a fire engine, an ambulance, a police car, a tow truck and a rescue unit all heading up the mountain? What if I have absolutley no idea what went on? What if it was probably a cat stuck in a tree? What if I got Season 3 of Futurama on DVD today? What if woohoo!? What if I tag along to this little Madogis/Ame meeting? What if that only makes it more awkward? What if I go, but don't tell them and hide and take a camera to take photos of the awkwardness, which I then post all over here? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, i thought salem meant sirens, as in singing women.. 'the siren song' What if maddie is upsetting m by reminding me Prue died and is never coming back? What if by coincednce Nora is also talking charmed but about the new season? What if I am drinking coke? What if it is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot? What if Maddie sees me on the weekend and runs off screaming since i am so hideously disformed? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if Ame's deformation is merely her huge "bosoms?" What if that's why Salem wants to tag along for the meeting?  "I have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me." Captain Edmund Blackadder: Blackadder Goes Forth | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I declare my love for Salem? What if, ok, i declare my love for all males at the scrolls? What if, ok, not all of them? What if, ok, not many of them? What if i love more females than males here? What if I should post in the subtext forum more because of mt fetish for Sara and Nora in the same room, naked? What if Salem too seems to have that fetish? What if on weekends Salem texts me about the miriade fo thins he is doing with Nora & Sara in a private room? What if, sometimes, they invite keri to join in? What if Nora and i was busy in a private room, and salem and sara came in and watched for a while, then both of them joined in? What if i came out on top of that foursome? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Nora is jealous she hasn't gotten to meet Ame's bosoms? What if that sounds even more funnier than I thought it would be? What if Futurama was pretty funny last night? What if it was nice to see a happy episode compared to last weeks horribly sad "Jurassic Bark"? What if that's one of the good things about Futurama, its ability to be emotional? What if another emotional episode was "The Luck of the Fryish"? What if Futurama totally didn't deserve to be cancelled? What if I still hold out hope for a Futurama movie, or perhaps a trilogy of Futurama movies? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if they have Diet Cherry Coke in the US? What if I drank one yesterday? What if I rode some motorcycles yesterday, as well? What if WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!?!!  ~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.  | |||
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| Scroll Guru |
What if we don't have any Coke, some I'm not drinking one? What if I have a ceramics class as well, but it sounds much less structured than Madogis'? What if I now know what a corslet is? What if I do mean corslet, not corset? What if, while reading Beowulf, my group thought at first that the warriors' corsets were clanking? What if this created an interesting mental image? What if Salem's sirens, fire engines, and ambulance reminded me of something that happened two years ago? What if it involved firemen taking my dad down the stairs in a chair? What if that looked like it might've been fun if it didn't involve something akin to a heart attack? What if he's fine now?  What if I just clicked the back button on my mouse while in this window and was afraid I'd lost all my what ifs? What if *phew*, I didn't?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I really enjoy the company of Aussies? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Shawn's what if's are very succinct today? What if I think I have an Australian cousin of some kind, now that I'm thinking about it? What if I once saw her at a reunion, but since I dislike reunions on that side of the family, I haven't seen her in years? What if 120 people is a lot for a reunion? What if it'd be nice if we could have a smaller one now and then with just the people I know? What if my ex and I start a new tradition of reunions and the four of us gather and have Chinese? What if since we live together it'll be an easy tradition to start? What if I wonder what moo goo gai pan involves? --What if I don't think a person can be succinct, at least not under that definition? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if I attempted to post many more what if's earlier, but my system was on the fritz? What if a full morning of IR staff in my office mucking with my computer? What if today is Ray Charles' birthday and KGSRis playing a lot of him? What if I'm really enjoying it? What if I took a very sweet Aussie guy for a ride on my motorcycle? What if he burned his leg on my exhaust pipe?  What if I get the feeling my driving (car not bike) scared said Aussie guy?  What if - fast..............? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if Salems sirens riminded me of the time the crazy lady down the street poured gasloine all over her house? what if that wasnt the first crazy thing she had done? What if they made her move into a home? What if my Aunts boyfriends brother lives in Australia? What if my mom's best friend Sandy is married to an Aussie? What if I try and remember where my copy of Beowulf is? What if *crosses fingers* Futuram Movie? What if I know how Madogis is feeling? What if I convince her to talk to me on the phone? What if all my favorite scrollers live so far away? What if I go watch some Trading spaces now? What if I ask what everyone thinks of the carpenter on Cleansweep? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if thanks for the dream update Heitie and that's not so embarassing? What if it could have been way worse (better?) ? What if the scratching association is related to the lost nail clipper/lost tweezer dilemma we discussed a few pages back so I popped up in the dream doing something with my fingernails? What if okay, I'm showing my psych degree now? What if  ?What if the more I hear about The Sims the more I want to try it? What if I won't though cause I am too afraid of getting addicted and neglecting my life? What if I have a sense of pure elation when I think about a new Survivor ep being on in just over 24 hours? What if I want to do cartwheels because of it? What if that's just not right? What if I go start a post about it instead? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if you're welcome? What if thanks, I feel less embarrassed now? What if one can find oneself playing The Sims for hours at a time? What if but that trend doesn't seem to last long? What if the little pretend people are kind of demanding sometimes? What if but then you download a new living room suite or redecorate a house to look like a cabin and it's a brand new week? What if, to sum up, it's easy to get hooked on it, but also easy to unhook? What if I think it's because it's so open-ended and there's no "I'll just stay up until I conquer Greece" or anything like that? What if it's just save-and-go and I recommend it? What if I love my bagless vacuum? What if now all the dust and crumbs and cat hair doesn't sit in the hallway for weeks waiting til the bag is full and needs to be replaced? What if Ellen's talk show was hilarious today? What if I like that West Wing lady, even though I don't watch The West Wing? What if I'm excited about Survivor as well? What if I printed last week's recap from TWoP and have been reading a few pages each night before I go to sleep? What if that way the Survivory goodness is extended well beyond one day's viewing per week? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
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