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What if it's bloody hot? What if I may need to sleep with my air conditioner on tonight? What if I don't like it though? What if it sometimes stops being cold during the night and just makes lots of noise? What if then I usually get woken up feeling all hot and stuffy? What if I dislike hot weather? What if it doesn't look like i'll be able to watch Queer Eye for the straight guy, because it's going to be on at the same time as Survivor? What if I still have to wait a week for the premiere of Survivor?  What if have I mentioned I don't like hot weather? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if I'd rather have a ghost than, say, bats? What if but I think it's probably a bug of some kind? What if apparently the house centipedes (which I don't kill because though they're gross and scary they kill a lot of bugs) just aren't doing their job? What if heating a peanut butter sandwich once it's already assembled sounds very weird? What if a good way to do it is to make toast and put the peanut butter on it while still hot so it gets all melty? What if and then maybe some honey? What if mmmmmmmmmm? What if Salem tapes one show and watches the other? What if or he tapes them both because isn't there a new VCR in the picture? What if it's raining and I'm pleased as punch? --what if I had to edit because having a bog (instead of bug) in my basement would cause more trouble than I care to think about? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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what if how just how pleased is punch? what if i'm a bit disapponted at the lack of comment on the Aussie man in my bed? what if at first i thought the 'trilling' in [b]Heitie's basement was the name of some alien creature and not a sound? what if she has Trouble with Trillings? what if i'm too tired for anymore what if's right now...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i can't tell you where it is but i can tell you where it's at... | |||
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What if you're right, it should be "pleased as Punch"? What if I had to look it up, and according to Brewer's it refers to the puppet Punch and how he's self-satisfied and pleased with his evil deeds? What if I suppose I'm not pleased with my own mischief, but, since most people in my area seem to dislike the rain, I could be viewed as a bit perverse in my happiness, therefore I'm sticking with Punch? What if I'm feeling very wordsy today? What if I just had some peanut butter on toast? What if the Trillings actually are in the storage compartments, storage compartments? What if ok, that's a little obscure? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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What if I can't go on the comp at all at home cuz it has a worm? What if *sigh*? What if this means I'll be watching more tv but probably doing more homework as well? What if yesterday was fun and everyone should see Krippendorf's Tribe? What if I'm working on my comic again and have been told I should put it online? What if maybe? What if most ppl wouldn't get it?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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What Salem join as a Survivor competitor in a country with very hot weather? What if I don't get "Punch"?  What if I think milk butter or plain butter much more tasteful than peanut butter? What if I'm very interested in Infected's comic because I used to make my own comics when I was her age? What if my comics had a super hero who's a tough blue eyed brunette in a native indian costume? | |||
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What if I think Peanut butter might taste different in other countries because i remember one time Prof X (i think) commenting one time on how he was suprised Jess (or someone her age) liked peanut butter? What if over here peanut butter is one of the first things you'd (well me) try when starting littlies on sandwiches? What if I just spoke to Argy, over in Texas, on Zoom's AIM  What if I haven't really felt like what iffing lately? What if, said person i was angry about last week, still hasn't replied to my PM at the other board? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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what if all this talk of PB has made me hungry? what if i was hungry before that b/c it's dinner time? _____________________________ can we start over and just run away?  | |||
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What if ok, that's a little obscure? what if, not surprisingly, i got it? what if i vacillated on the parenthetical commas, knowing Heitie's recent sensitivities? what if full speed ahead, damn the puntuation? what if full speed ahead damn the puncuation what if i didn't know the origin of the 'pleased as Punch" thing, thanks? what if it makes a lot more sense now? what if Stella is in love with her house guests? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i can't tell you where it is but i can tell you where it's at... | |||
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What if I kept waking up all night last night due to the air conditioner? What if I'd probably burst into flames if I was in a very hot country for Survivor? What if it started raining for literally 5 seconds just then? What if it's still hot? What if I don't really like peanut butter on toast much? What if I just have vegemite or honey on toast? What if not at the same time of course..? What if I've said goodbye to my winter clothes? What if I haven't worn shorts for ages? What if, if it's this hot in Spring I am definately not looking forward to Summer? What if people are thinking "But Salem, you have a pool in your backyard, why don't you go and spend your days in there?"? What if I can't because the pool is broken and is completely empty? What if hooray to Maggie Smith for her win? What if it's a shame she couldn't be there to accept the award, but it's for the greater good? What if boo hot weather!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if hmm...? What if my sister no longer lives here? What if her bedroom is no longer occupied? What if there is an airconditioner in there not being used? What if I was to move the computer into there? What if and also the television because there's a TV powerpoint thing? What if then I close myself in with the air conditioner on high cool? What if I don't come back out til the end of Summer? What if Salem you genius I'd kiss you if it was physically possible!? What if o.o? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if ha, I'm back! What if the worm is now gone and we're getting e-mails from friends saying stuff the worm sent them indicated that we had a virus? What if I hope we didn't infect anyone else? : / What if I was only deprived of the home comp for a few hours, but in that time I really did do more homework? What if but I didn't watch any tv? What if that reminds me, I have to watch Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever tonight cuz it's due tomorrow? What if I love the local library for letting me check out movies for as long as I want? What if heh, I think this is actually a mistake that occured when they moved to their temporary location? What if, originally, you could only have movies out for 1 week? What if the new library has been under way for nearly 2 years now and I'm quite used to the "temporary" location? What if Julia just said, "Don't get terrified from the way I sing" to me? What if I'm not terrified at all, her voice sounds just fine? What if unlike mine? What if I like peanut butter but not peanuts, and only the smooth sweetened kind, not the freshly ground crunchy stuff? What if I didn't know Salem had a pool in his backyard? What if I pictured it being broken as in cracked? What if it really is? I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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what if i'm having back spasms? what if i'm only what iffing as a method of assignment avoision? what if i already got back on track with one assignment today, what do they want from me!? what if i'm hungry and should probably do somehting about it? what if sucks that salem no longer has pool privilages? what if he spends the summer sitting in a bath tub with a garbage bag taped around his cast? what if great, just great, now i have to go to my brother's house to swim? what if heitie does have bats? what if i hope for her sake that they're fruit bats? what if they're almost certainly not, but i like fruit bats? what if except for when they inadvertently swoop me on my way to the bus stop at night? what if fruit bats probably aren't the best thing for heitie to have? what if because by the time they're done raiding the cupboards, all she'll have left is fruitless cereal? what if i have too many thoughts? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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What if I won 2 scrabble games today? What if my victory was short lived? What if I lost a one on one game to Gabber? What if ah well? What if my pool kinda sorta is cracked? What if Rove will be boring tonight? What if Futurama is on tonight though, so that's good? What if I swapped chairs at the computer? What if the other one is too hot to sit in? What if this one is like a proper computer chair? What if it spins though? What if I start spinning? What if *spins around, faster and faster* What if <insert flash here>? What if I won 2 scrabble games today? What if my victory was short lived? What if I lost a one on one game to Gabber? What if ah well? What if my pool kinda sorta is cracked? What if Rove will be boring tonight? What if Futurama is on tonight though, so that's good? What if I swapped chairs at the computer? What if the other one is too hot to sit in? What if this one is like a proper computer chair? What if it spins though? What if..woah..that was weird? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if Salem's loony? What if our house appraised at many thousands more than we owe on it? What if I'm guessing that's potentially good news, though I'm no expert? What if and that's with a zillion things still unfinished? What if I wonder what other websites you people frequent? What if I start a thread about it? What if I also wonder if Salem has tried The Sims yet? What if they have a new expansion coming out in which you can have your sims cast spells and do other magic? What if it sounds neat? What if I wonder if the fundies will protest that, too? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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What if I started the thread? What if I looked and didn't see one like it but I'm always nervous when starting a new thread? What if I'm having some soothing chamomile tea and some key lime pie? What if key lime pie isn't soothing in the least, but it's darn tasty? --------------------------------- This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. | |||
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quote: What if I wanna know what I was doing? What if I was rich or brilliant or wildly famous (in the dream)? What if I was penniless or dull or a scary ogre (in the dream)? | |||
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What if I had a dream about Lila once? What if i dreamt she set fire to a porn shop full of xena merchandise? What if i wonder what a dream analyses would make of that? What if i know what Lila would make of that? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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quote: What if here the pediatricians often recommend that littlies not be given peanut butter or nut in any form until age 2 or so? What if because of America's hypervigilence about peanut allergies? What if not that it's not a scary thing but still..? What if now I wonder if other countries have peanut phobia? What if I now also wonder if other areas of my OWN country have the same experience or is it just in my own tiny little world? What if no one knows what I am talking about? What if anaphylactic shock, peanut-free cafeteria tables in school for the littlies, etc? What if I have decided that I really like the word "littlies" and am, from this day forward, going to incorporate it into my vocabulary? What if I give Ame verbal credit every time I use it? What if it's a common word in Oz and I have to give credit to the whole country, or just NSW, or...oh dear?  | |||
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What if, yeah more kids seem to be allergic to peanut butter? What if i give it to jess anyways? What if smooth, crunchy or super crunchy? What if jess likes super crunchy best? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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what if i've taken off from work tomorrow to go see more world cup (women's) soccer? what if that means i get to sleep in? what if that makes me very happy? _____________________________ can we start over and just run away? | |||
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What if last night I heard a radio ad for the Charmed premiere and some guy in a sound clip mentioned Xena? What if ?What if my 4 year old great-niece has a severe peanut allergy? What if her brother is allergic to mangoes and her mom to bees? What if, yeah, I'd say it runs in the family?... What if in my English class we're reading Beowulf and for a final project I'm making a comic strip? What if Grendel will be in it, looking much like he did in the Xena eps? What if the first Powderpuff meeting is tomorrow? What if I really wanna play!? What if the juniors are definitely gonna lose again? I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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What if I went to a conversational German class tonight? What if it's fun, but a little bewildering? What if it's been four years since I've had any type of German course and that was just a reading course? What if the German American Society has beer in their fridge? What if that's terribly wonderful? What if last week all they had was Heiniken? What if this week I spotted Warsteiner and St. Pauli? What if I didn't have a beer though because I'd just finished a coke? What if I tried Quizno's Philly Cheesesteak sub before class? What if I was bit disappointed at the value? What if "half" a Philly is smaller than the normal Quizno's "small" sandwich? What if that kind of sucks? What if it's not so bad because I had a $2 coupon? What if I still feel a bit ripped off?  "I have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me." Captain Edmund Blackadder: Blackadder Goes Forth | |||
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what if i understood none of that? what if i thought it said "and her mum EATS bees"? what if that wouldn't be good, particularly with the allergy? what if gee, slow what if day? what if and no one on msn either? what if at least i've only got half an hour to kill, so there's little chance of me becoming life-threateningly bored today? what if i was told not one hour ago that the ceramic sculpture that i've poured my heart and soul into for over two weeks "does not meet the criteria"? what if fudge the freakin' criteria? what if i'm going home in two days and there's nothin they can do to stop me? what if, except maybe break my legs? what if i'd like to see them try? what if BRING IT ON!!? what if i'll rock their world - I'LL ROCK THEIR WORLD!!? >.< ...what if, on a brighter note, the assignment that i thought was due on friday is now due in two weeks from friday? what if i really don't think it is, but that's what people have been telling me so i'm going with the scenario where i have a chance of handing it in on time? what if it doesn't help that the books i need are only available from the library for 2 days at a time? what if, so no doing it over the holidays? what if i'll be busy with another assignment anyways, but it would've been nice to do them both on my own faithful computer? what if another upside to all this is that i'm going to the track tomorrow to gamble away my life savings - all 60 bucks of it? what if what if but again there is the down side? what if wild irrisponsible drinking and pitiless raves to follow? what if that kind of thing is not my bag baby? what if i actually though somebody cared about me and my crippling depression today? what if it turned out to be just another "gang up on maddie session" in ceramics class? what if i had the whole class telling me to eat health food and exercise? what if all valid points i'm sure, but i think those are only factors - not causes? what if, and that's what concerns me? what if i had eveyone in the class throwing in their opinions also? what if i probably would have appreciated it more if i didn't think it was, like i said, just another "gang up on maddie" session? what if i even heard a girl - the one who i foolishly thought was being nice for a change - causally imply that SOME people aren't even really depressed, they're just putting it on because it's "cool" and "fashionable"? what if, if anything, i do it for attention, which concerns me because i'm certainly not lacking in that department? what if i'm just a little messed up, and i have no freakin' idea why? what if i just wish someone would give me a label to work with so i don't have to drive myself crazy wondering if this is really "normal" or if it's a diagnosable precurser to impending insanity, which i also think i'm quite capablf of? what if, and only 15 minutes to regather my dignity before i have to face them again? what if, and i'm sure they wont be over it yet? what if i blame myself? what if never trust anyone over 30? what if present company excluded? what if eep! only 10 minutes? what if i would just quietly slink home at this point, but the teacher called me on skipping the tail end of classes last week, so i don't really wanna tempt fate? what if, speaking of fate, that's the subject of my compensatory sculpture - the one that (although stripping my of my last lingering spark of artistic integrity) will hopefully get me some kind of a pass mark? what if, but i'm honestly not that worried because despite the everlasting shame and cowardice that will be tacked to my name should i drop out of uni, at least i can go back home for good? what if, if only i knew what i wanted for sure? what if, uh oh, i'd better go back to hell, i mean, class? what if, if this was all too much of a downer for you, just go back to the top, but this time stop when you reach the half way point - that should buck you up again? what if..uhm...actually, you might just wanna skip ahead to the next post? what if gotta go? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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